I miss him telling me to go fuck myself in Canadian ..Im pretty sure it wasn't the herpes confirmation that made him leave it was me calling him a Umpa Lumpa..For that i apologize..I can only hope that my name calling doesn't cause you to freak out and kick Joe Blow out of your crib..Or even worse you put PWL back online..


Hey Sean, Go fuck yourself

ps. i never did like that song short people...ive always felt that short people are human...and Brandon to me your like the Danny Devito of porn..Its always sunny in your world even when your bestest buddies are tormenting moms, dads and 1 year olds..

I went and took a look to see what his last posts were. They were in the BI Eats Poop thread.



Really that is my luck. PW offers me a BJ, and its a lil Canadian dude.

Yea when i read that the first time i threw up a little..lol

I hear he's really busy building his new pay website. It's going to be a parody of the Hot Chicks with Douche Bags website called Meth Skanks with Porn Hobbits. So you already know there is not going to be anything different on there.

I miss Brandon too. I really enjoy meat gazing at pictures of his hot cock.

Maybe he got arrested passing out cum-sicles to pre teen girls in his neighborhood.

Or, he got sick eating them all himself.

I miss Brandon as well. I think we should move that soap box he used to stand on over to the reliquary, in case he ever comes back. He'll need it.

TRPWL eats poop.

Strange. I thought I just heard Brandon talking. I guess old memories die hard.

We still have Ryan Knox, who was resurrected in the Haiku thread. Maybe Brandon is standing in for him.

I mean come on, the only thread Knox posts in is the Haiku thread. He can't be that stupid.

Fixed, since Brandon Irons is a shit-eater. Haha and his VD penis got outed too. What a douchebag.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mudsicle

Paperchase eats poop.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Fiend.....meh......who cares about him?

Brandon's pics of he herping a crack whore in his updates is like pics of a crime scene. He must have ran to Canada because a few whores were gonna get their pimps to beat his petite ass for infecting them.

Only Brandon would not see how gross his updates are. Fukken disgusting mope Brandon is.

Superloads talks poop.

I'm just telling it like it is. Your pics are pretty disgusting on both genders. It's like capturing humanity at it's most desperate, seeing each subject not care about the consequences.

Infecting someone is not something to be proud of Brandon.

Mo 'Loads, Mo Poop.

Most people would say Brianna Love is a good-looking woman.

She's a porn whore Brandon. You had to pay her to suck your cock. She can suck Dirty Harry's too. It doesn't make you any less disgusting or sleazy.

There is anger in you. Strong, powerful, virile anger. You are the guy who watches Monday Night Football and says, "I could do that." Then you watch Nascar and -- because you have a driver's license -- you say, "I could do that." Then you watch any number of other pass times and say, "I could do that."

But you don't.

Think about it. Why? Why do you hold back?

Well, I watch MNF, and can break down Alex Smith's meltdown and subsequent passing statistics that others have read. I don't watch NASCAR, but used to race motocross as a kid. I used to play in bands and backed local plays in the pit Orchestra, so needless to say, I got laid a lot as a young man for having talent.

In fact, I can play Whole Lotta Love for the umpteenth time, and not only get paid for doing it, but also fuck a random skank afterwards.

You were saying?

I was saying you have so much to share with the world. For some reason, you have failed to attain something that you seek out in porn. We need to explore this.

Porn is entertainment. Nothing more. The question that needs to be asked is:

If you can protect others from STDs by the use of condoms, would you endorse the use even if it affected your bottom line?

TV is entertainment. Concerts are entertainment. Theatre is entertainment. But porn....porn is much, much more. You know it. I know it. We live vicariously through the male performer's experience. We are fucking Sasha Grey. Our brains tell us this.

Psychologists would say you have repressed feelings of rage against dudes who have grabbed that golden o-ring.

What inner failings are you compensating for?

Stop with the bullshit Brandon. I asked you a direct question, and being typical Brandon, you evade it. You're too fucking stupid to pull off the psuedo psych shit here, and I'm too smart to fall for it.

I'd ask again in paperchase fashion, but your reluctance speaks louder than the bullshit you post.

I'm smart enough to know how to spell pseudo.

Well, probably because the word has been used to describe you as a pornographer.

Why do you get to ask all the questions yet don't have to answer mine? What are you hiding? There's a rumour your loads are far from super. They've been described as weak and anemic.

If there are rumors about me, than I am doing my job.

Me, too.

The thing is Brandon, I have nothing to do with porn. You do.

Well, not anymore.

I'm embarrassed to say that I am paid not to work. It's true.

Give me a break. Given your content, to embarass you would take Shamu fucking you at Sea World. Even then you would claim that as an accomplishment.

I'd say I have to get up in the morning to go to work.....but I don't. That's called freedom.

So you can cross into America then?

Electronically, yes. I appear in the latest offering from JM Productions, BAKER'S DOZEN #9.

VOD link: http://www.brandonIronvod.com/video/109024/Baker-s-Dozen-9/

Brandon Iron Concept #117: Bakers Dozen.

Bastardization: keyword in any Brandon Iron Production Meeting, complete with Knox dumpster diving for donuts for said meeting in the garage.

Paperchase, tell me about how easy it is to forge tests. How advanced does one's skills have to be in Photoshop or Paint?

Or are you embarrassed by your friends?

Forging tests should be about as easy as forging model releases, right Brandon?

Brandon is silent

Forging releases is why

He's in Canada

The test is Photoshopped, it has his year of birth, SS#, Acct # and Patient ID # blacked out. I'd comment about BI maybe doing a duck and cover, because the HIV results are cut off the bottom, but the test is from 2005. Unless that is why he went international and one scene bus stop pigs?

The real Knox would have thought that Haiku was a Japanese sneeze.

From now on, I will only be answering questions through the mail. My address is:

Brandon Iron Productions
P.O. Box Hahahahahaha
Canada
IM2-QUT

Can we just mail questions to Joe and have him forward them with the rent?????

Joe doesn't lived at my place for months. Your crackerjack investigation is....uh....out of date, boss.

Shoot first, ask questions later. Keep going.

i dont know were he lives...all i know is someone said he lived at your spot...the info came from one of the millions an millions of people that hate you..when did he move out?? did he leave on his own or did you kick him out once you found out he was helping fund PWL>

I don't know where he lives either...all i know is someone said I was a terrible person for being his friend.....the info came from one stupid idiot whose detective credentials are limited to playing Clue when he was 10.

My years of watching LA LAW taught me that a good lawyer never asks a question that he does not already know the answer to. You...you just ask any and all sorts of questions, no different than a 5-year-old. "Why is the sky blue?" "Where does the sun go when it disappears every night?" "When did Joe Blow move out of your place?"

Would it help if I sent you seasons 1-3 of LA LAW, councillor?

Fitting, since your grammar and diction are Panzeresque. Unless you tried to say "Joe doesn't live at my place" and then realized you should have said "hasn't" lived at my place..."

Come to think of it, your edits are Panzeresque as well.

hmm, i would think whom ever said he was your friend was correct since he was staying in your place and you guys have been connected many times..If an when i go to law school i will take your advice..My skills were able to do something that no one else had been able to do in 8 months..link your 2 best buds to one of the biggest hate sites in the world..i could go on an on..But really want to no when Joe left your place .. Come on Brandon, be more original, lie with some dignity ..

Try this. Fuck you Sean, Joes my fucking friend and i could care less what you or anyone else says...

You should check out " Devil in a blue dress " the internal struggle Denzel's character has with his good friend mouse played by Don Cheadle ...

Its not a crime to hang out with dickheads..

And this is the entire point. Brandon, if you'd been up front about it from the get go, People would have taken you at your word that you had nothing to do with PWL.

You demur, you sidestep, you obfuscate, and it's hard to to put faith in your word.