Kind of like the haiku thread, I've never done a limerick before. So this is mostly an experiment.
Brandon's hair I will generously call wiltin'
Plus, more herp strain than Miss Paris Hilton
Barebacked a diseased porn industry insider
Proceeded to cum up inside her
And named his cheese-dick progeny Stilton
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.