I have to disagree with this, at least in part. The ones who cross from the southern border, in my experience, bust their asses being productive: Washing my dishes; mowing my lawn; in short, being useful.

I think it's a travesty that these hard working guys should be tarred with the same brush as the parasite to the North.

Parasites consume their hosts. I, on the other hand, paid your ungrateful Uncle Sam hundreds of thousands of tax dollars. Your government sucked on my teat. This is the real cause of my man boobs.

This.

Right, because Uncle Sam should be grateful you came along to slip bus stop girls the herp. You may have been prolific, but you were neither productive nor useful.

I employed hundreds of Yankees. I doodled a few. They were dandy.

Say what you mean, for fuck's sake.

OK, I'll say what you mean: I wish I was you, Mr. Iron. I wasted my life working for a corporation that just labelled me surplus. I thought I was doing the right thing. I should have followed your path.

I don't think anyone wishes to be 5 foot short. And fat. And bald. And banished to Canada.

You mean disguised, right?

how much of the tax money you paid was then used to pay clinics to treat the women you infected since most couldn't afford to go to a real DR..id say you and the USA are even on that front

Brandon Irons is too mentally deficient to actually complete a tax return by himself. Instead, he'd pay a fake accountant like Shy Love to cheat on his taxes.

Brandon Iron eats poop

The transitive property of poop?

The women were NOT transitives.....really!

Brandon Iron eats poop

This thread is getting shitty. Will Brandon devour it ?

Someone once said that Life was like a shit sandwich: The more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.



Guess we know how Brandon is faring these days.

Hmmmm.....I wonder how the stock market did today? OH MY!!!

You have no standing to complain. You can't even fulfill your obligations to MoronBoy.

I have plenty of standing to complain. I am just beyond the reach of my muses. No, not the penile drug Muse. My cheeky cherubs who would pay me visits.

Blather, blather, whine. Would you prefer Mayonnaise or Ketchup on your shit sandwich?

If you'd prefer gravy, I'm sure some of your pal Ryan's friends could hook you up.

Easy there JB, I was fake lawyering for Moron Boy. Brandon said he's going to make things right, please give him a chance to do so. He is right where he needs to be and doesn't need to be spooked.

Jerky, Brando Baggins has had how many years to make it right to MB?

And even when called on it, he still hemms and haws.

It demonstrates an utter contempt for the few fans he still has.

He said he'd have Jeff take care of it for him. Do to his current situation, he can't take a bus to the warehouse and put it in an envelope himself. He should have gotten my fake clients address today, let him make the call and take the first step in getting past this ugly situation.

Maybe Brandon has turned over a new leaf. He can't cure them broads of the slerp, but he can give MB some spankin material. And it is Brandon. You wanna bad mouth him, you could pick one of the 70 other justifiable reasons.

Ketchup will be fine.

No, no, no. That dog won't hunt. It's Brando's responsibility and he should honor it. He made the deal, after all. And, with all those re-releases, I'm fairly certain Jeffy's got a shit ton of BI DVD's sitting around that ain't selling. You think he's going to be pleased when Baggins asks him to ship one for free?

Brando should do the right thing and pay for it out of his own pocket. It's not like the Valtrex is costing him anything in Canada.

I promise to send a dvd once I re-release the re-releases.

Fuck that. Fuck your evasions (on MANY fronts.) Just do the guy justice.

Is Jeff a fool? Why wouldn't he take it out of Brandon's residual check??

You want me to call JM Productions and make sure Jeff doesn't foot the bill? I still have the number some where from when dickjay posted it. If Jeff can't be reached there, do I need to text Malice for a number he can be reached at? Does Brandon have to go burn the disc himself? Does he have to sketch the cover art?

Just relax my brutha. Its not about Brandon now. It is about Moron Boy. You wanna chance he bangs an actual broad and knocks her up? I wouldn't wanna be responsible for that. We are all better off with him receiving the DVD, by any means necessary, so he can go about depositing a sock full of lil Moron Boys in the hamper.

There are 14 million Americans unemployed. Surely one is willing to go to JM Productions, pick up a dvd, and take it to a US Post Office to mail to Moron Boy.

I will hold a job fair in Calgary, Alberta next Saturday from 12-4pm to interview candidates. Please bring your resume and dress to impress.

Just make the call dude.

And I promise I won't link the to the limerick thread in my shill posts.

The missive has been sent up the chain of command.

Thank you.

Now can you tell me what the title was, so I can do a little research to prepare for my shill posts?

If the Powers That Be comply, Moron Boy should get a copy of I LOVE IT ROUGH #4 in the mail. Or he may get a 2 week supply of Muse. Either way, his dick should get hard.

It's fitting that a poster named Moron Boy covets a Brandon Iron DVD. Would be more fitting if he already downloaded it off BitTorrent.

Brando Baggins eats poop.

Quite the opposite. He's so NOT a fool that I suspect it would take several of those residual checks to cover the cost of the DVD.

In any event, it took weeks of the two of us doing the Mutt and Jeff routine to get Brando to even make the damn call. And that WAS Brandon's responsibility.

If it wasn't distributed through JM Productions, I would have hunted it down and posted the links to it on every site I could.

This has nothing to do with Jeff or JM. This has to do with Brando Baggins being a man and living up to his promises.

It ain't that hard. Just do what you say you're gonna do.

If you're not going to do it, in the flush times, then don't get cranky when people call you on it when you're deported and broke.

It's that fucking simple.

Do you belieb, J.B.? Well, do you?

Brandon, I could mock you 86 ways to Sunday if I chose to.

I'm not going to do that, though.

Just send MB the damned DVD.

The issue here is that I was concerned that someone named Moron Boy was, in fact, a boy. I abide by all laws at all times and would never knowingly send a minor adult material. Once the boy becomes a man, he will get access to the greatest library of erotica ever seen by human eyes.

Yes.

And despite Brando Baggins' protests to the contrary, I know the dude in question and he's an OK guy.

Brando, just ship the guy the DVD, out of your own pocket. like you promised years ago, and we can drop this issue. K? Thx.

First I have to send out dvds to Imbecile Toddler, Nincompoop Runt, and Dingbat_1998. Gee, I hope they are all over 18. Otherwise, I'll be in deep doo-doo. And I don't like doo-doo.

Problem is the torrents will only have one seeder.

It's worth waiting 2 weeks, 3 days, and 14 hours. Moron Boy has waited longer than that.

What is with you fucks chiming in after the deal was struck. You wanna fuck with Brandon pick another reason, there are plenty. I took up Moron Boy's cause as soon as he mentioned it. Once I determined shit wasn't going to get the job done, I let it rest a while bbefore using sugar. You guys trying to jump the bandwagon had as much to do with getting the half wit perv a DVD as I did taking down PWL. Go back to slerp references and hounding !randon about his exile.

Please stop mentioning my name in any phrase, sentence, or paragraph referencing pornwikileaks. The last guy to do so was Sean from TRPWL and he still has not provided any proof that I had any involvement with the site. No retraction. No apology. Just a lot of hot air leaving a big stink.