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#321311 - 07/20/10 06:17 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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They install the buttplug in these boxing briefs for free.
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#321312 - 07/21/10 06:08 PM
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Really nice Paderno frying pan.
and some nice cutlery.
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#321315 - 07/23/10 09:31 PM
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Registered: 08/30/09
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calzone with black olives,mushrooms,gorgonzola,feta,and chicken fingers.and a canoli for dessert.
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#321316 - 07/24/10 10:01 AM
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Gag Factor Guru
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loc: Dayton
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#321321 - 07/25/10 02:10 PM
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Someone else said it before, but MPZ is playing a better Panzer than the real Panzer.
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#321322 - 07/25/10 02:14 PM
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Registered: 11/01/09
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im confused whos the real panzie now? 
Dude, it's me. Ban the imposturd 
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#321323 - 07/25/10 02:17 PM
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Registered: 04/14/06
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#321324 - 07/25/10 05:49 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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I say cut an enema bottle in half, whoever sheds a tear is the real Panzer.
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#321325 - 07/25/10 06:04 PM
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I got this so my girl can stop complaining about getting sunburn taking our kid outside.
On Friday it was so hot out, I went into his lil plastic cabin for shade, playing hide and seek. Opened up a camping chair, sat down, lit up a smoke, wished it was a doobie, and watched him through the windows as he pretended to not know where I was.
Atleast I know I can fit in the thing, if I ever get thrown off the couch.
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#321328 - 07/29/10 06:50 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I got this so my girl can stop complaining about getting sunburn taking our kid outside.
On Friday it was so hot out, I went into his lil plastic cabin for shade, playing hide and seek. Opened up a camping chair, sat down, lit up a smoke, wished it was a doobie, and watched him through the windows as he pretended to not know where I was.
Atleast I know I can fit in the thing, if I ever get thrown off the couch.
What kind of kid? A butt-ugly kid? 
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#321329 - 07/29/10 07:00 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I wouldn't respond that way Alex. XPT teaches one the valuable life lesson maliditum non carborundum. Laugh at them instead.
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#321331 - 07/30/10 09:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I used to beg my mom to buy that when I was a kid.
I wanted to have a fluffernutter, like in the commercials.
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#321332 - 07/30/10 10:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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another t shirt from that company i am digging on. i have been doing work as far as the shop girl. Bumped into her at a bar on tues; she walked up and gave me a little kiss when i went in yesterday. Patience...
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#321334 - 07/31/10 12:49 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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another t shirt from that company i am digging on. i have been doing work as far as the shop girl. Bumped into her at a bar on tues; she walked up and gave me a little kiss when i went in yesterday. Patience...
How much was the tee?
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#321339 - 07/31/10 01:50 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I would rather read a magazine that has editorials like "3 Reasons Why You Should Not Wear Panties" than to read some bullshit like "Top 25 People That Will Change The World".
And, you like to imagine what you're ideal of yourself will be after the "surgery". Thus your interest in "female" fashion and all that cologne.
I just like chicks in panties than dudes in suits.
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#321342 - 07/31/10 02:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Au contraire a curvaceous young lass with a pair of melons.  Lotta action down here in Merry-land. Easy pickings.
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#321343 - 07/31/10 03:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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You've been here long enough to know what saying "gum drop titties" means in an XPT context. And, it isn't about boob size. 
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#321344 - 07/31/10 03:24 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Liz is a nice young whore. She was even prettier when I was fucking her as a teenager back in 2005, but she still has a cute face (she was wearing glitter and nice make-up last night), nice womanly tits that one can rally suck on and still has a nice, tight pussy. Mencken really DID have it right when he said that the Big Apple was only good for making money, that Baltimore was the place to spend money and have fun. When will New Yorkers ever learn, when will they ever learn?
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#321345 - 07/31/10 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My brother live in Baltimore and COULD NOT wait to leave. He HATED it there. Now as you attribute to Mencken, he makes his big bucks in NYC ... but he spends his in Philly. Personally, I liked Camden Yards, Fort McHenry and the entire city harbor area. Liked walking the boardwalk from the aquarium to the science center [or whatever that is]. Even Federal Hill park. And, of course, Attman's Deli!!  But, I didn't have to live there. In any case, do you not understand what my alluding to your girl as the one with "gum drop titties" implies??? 
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#321346 - 07/31/10 04:00 PM
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Does it count as a purchase if I picked-up a cute, 24 year old Body-more slut yesterday and gave her modest financial inducements to give me a soft, sensuous blow job followed by a rigorous bout of intercourse. 
No. That would be a rental.
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#321347 - 07/31/10 04:01 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Sure and I sympathize of the plight of the New Yorker with all of those pretentious man-hating lesbians one can understand the cynicism of the denizen of the Big Apple, but there are many fine and willing young women down here for the heterosexual man, and they don't have the dreaded New York attitude.
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#321349 - 07/31/10 06:41 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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You New Yorkers are too cynical to enjoy life. There are dozens of sluts down here who will suck your dick and let you fuck the shit out of them for less than sixty bucks. Ain't sharing Liz with none of ya, cuz she is too young and cute for your scurvy asses. Man when I was fucking her and Muffen back in 2005, those were two of the best teenage sluts whose relatively unploughed fields a man could plough. Liz is kind of a Brandon Iron girl, while Muffen was Stagliano material and neither one had that arrogant New York attitude, they wre nice as pie. The sluts of Baltimore are one of our finest products. The rest of you are better off not knowing what you are missing.
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#321350 - 07/31/10 07:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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In all fairness, I've never had a Baltimore girl. So, I cannot dispute your claims.
BUT, my brother has, and one of the reasons he left Baltimore was the vacuum of quality girls. Certainly he's more into high end girls. But, even when he lived there, after he found the local fair limited, he imported a Philly girl to share his abode.
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#321351 - 07/31/10 07:53 PM
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I bought 4 bags of sand
and watched my kid play all afternoon in the sandbox. I can't wait until the toys I ordered from Amazon are in. I'm going to have to buy another umbrella to put over the box so he doesn't get burnt.
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#321353 - 08/01/10 01:56 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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another t shirt from that company i am digging on. i have been doing work as far as the shop girl. Bumped into her at a bar on tues; she walked up and gave me a little kiss when i went in yesterday. Patience...
How much was the tee?
28 bucks.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! You fucking overpaid for it! I bought 2 t-shirts yesterday for less than $14.00 each with coupon code on OPSGEAR.COM. It's one of those "alternative" t-hirts, right? They always advertise this company on Urban Dictionary whenever there is somekind of faggotry-related phrase entry.
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#321354 - 08/01/10 03:00 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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DJT/F-Sorry if anything I posted indicated in any way any a belief that Baltimore girls had developed a certain level of sophistication or other qualities desirable in a women with whom one would share an abode. I was strictly speaking in terms of a roll in the hay.
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#321355 - 08/01/10 04:23 AM
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Gag Factor Guru
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Today I'm wearing a t-shirt I got free with 3 packs of Camel cigarettes back in 1987. Latest purchase was a Dolly Parton CD from the garage sale 4 houses down the street, $1, and a 15 drawer parts cabinet, $2. Before that, I picked up 5 old radios and a frequency counter I won on eBay, total $50. Now, I'm off to buy coffee from the blind guy that comes to the HamVention. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#321357 - 08/02/10 05:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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a non fancy cordless phone. And Panzer i will never take fashion or fitness advice from you...
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#321358 - 08/05/10 01:35 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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A summary of your order is included for your reference below: ITEM PRICE ---------------------------------------------------------------------- GF32-DVD - Gag Factor 32 DVD $29.95 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Total: $29.95 Domestic Shipping: $8.00 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Grand Total: $37.95 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Billing/Shipping Address: -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy 
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#321359 - 08/05/10 04:10 PM
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Christ! Once again they reamed you on shipping.
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