Blame Figgs, he's encouraging me.
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People think Brandon's a crook,
I heard this then I shook.
He always paid,
because he'd never get laid,
if skanks did not need to hook.

The Bus Stop Pig was in shock,
when Brandon pulled out his cock.
She eyeballed a lesion,
which then was her reason,
to run screaming down the block.

When the porker finally left,
Brandon realized there'd been a theft.
His sandwich was lost,
but salad been tossed,
and he said, "I still love women with heft."

Brandon, our friendly runt
Could find no one to sell cunt.
He called Joe Blow,
who stopped by you know,
Cause sometimes you just gotta punt.