Brandon has a fan in Figgs,
who may prance around in wigs.
When the neighbors start bitchin
Frankie is itchin
To yell, "Don't hate you nigs."

Brandon has trouble with hair,
since his head is going bare.
The bus stop pigs wince,
At the impish prince,
But he's paying so they do not care.

Some say that Brandon is cheap,
others that he's a small creep.
It should be understood,
his scenes are not good,
and will probably put you to sleep.

Iron is a little worm,
my feelings on this are firm.
He hires those whores,
then fills their pores,
with his filthy disease laden sperm.

Limerick top a haiku any day.