Page one, post one of this thread was created by Charin. You clicked on it. Then you clicked on it again. And again. And again. And once more. Then again. Then again. Then again. Still not done. Back once more. Again. Again. Again. Again.

Your argument calling me a fruit is ripe. You are a spotted, brown banana, you fruit-salad-tossing dolt. I'm peeling with laughter. You're all pulp and that's no fiction.

Then quit trying to get me to look at your pictures. I know it must be a hard thing for you to grasp, because it is the central fixture of your incredibly dull life, but I just don't swing your way. Never have, never will. Keep it to yourself.

Shouldn't you be talking to the poster of this thread -- the one who posted the photos of my dick? You are complaining to the manufacturer when you should be contacting your local distributor.

Furthermore, wouldn't it be easier to just stop clicking on threads which may or may not contain images of man-junk? I think we are getting to the meat of the matter. And by meat, I mean you are a homo.

Says the fruit trying make men look at pictures of his junk. You project more than a multiplex.

There's low-hanging fruit. Then there's low-hanging fruit bent over and greased up named have2cit.

You are easy pickins. Like raspberries. Or kiwi.

Oh how you would love to pick it all I'm sure. Alas, as I've already stated, I don't swing your faggot way. Poor Brando, desperately trying to cover up his latent homosexuality and failing so miserably.

Yes....yes.....keep saying you don't want anything to do with the Ironman but keep posting, posting, posting. If JM Prods stands for one thing, it's the verbal and physical annihilation of Attention Whores. You are skating on very thin ice.

I implore you to stop your posts. They are offensive, immoral, and illegal in several states. I am safe here in Canada but I worry for all your future victims residing within any house occupied by Chris Hansen. Cease. Desist. Just stop existing.

Slap Happy Deluxe was the pinnacle of Brandon's porn career. He should have done the decent thing and committed suicide or OD'ed after that point.

Canada doesn't have free speech.

Listen Brando, I understand you're desperately seeking human attention, the kind you don't have to pay for, but my life is full and rich except for the few hours I'm at work with nothing to do because Obamanomics has halted the economic engine of the world.

Go to your local pound and get a dog if you're this lonely. A dog doesn't care that you're a misogynist loser, who is completely incapable of maintaining a human relationship. It won't judge you for being too short, too stupid, too bald, or too gay. Just don't fuck it, when you're running low on hooker cash. Then you'd have to start giving it valtrex or others would know.

Like Fiend, your economy is in the toilet. Please join him.

But how would we fit with face in there bobbing for turds?

"Bobbing for turds." That's exactly what my stockbroker says about picking my investments in your sad economy. Fix it.

Not until next year we have a POTUS to fire. Until then you should put your money in GlaxoSmithKline. At the rate you're infecting whores around the world, valtrex will be as valuable as gold in a month or two.

"Familiarity breeds contempt." The fact that you know so much about drug companies speaks volumes.

My retirement funds are lost due to your corrupt system. I may have to start performing again. Please stop having a revolving door system of mismanagement where Wall Street insiders go to Washington to make the rules that benefit their friends.

Familiarity does breed contempt, but I know nothing about drug companies, I do know you. I'm just glad we've stopped the revolving door on our northern border and that we're finally able to keep the illegal snowbacks like you out. I heard if you had your own donkey you could find some performing work down in Tijuana. I understand they don't require an STD test unlike actual porn work does, so you should be good to go.

Notice how your country declined as soon as I left. Hmmmmmmm.

Our country wasn't dependent on your single whore salary to stabilize our finances, maybe California was. The smell did improve though.

Like Arnold said, "I'll be back."

I'll buy that. You'll be back in the US, as soon as Arnold is back into politics.

He wore a t-shirt saying, "I survived Maria." Mine will have hundreds of names....front and back.

Agreed hundreds of STD names.

Stay pure as the driven snow.

Fixed

Your finger only points outwards, right?

Brandon! First off, holla to my fellow Albertan! I love the series, but one small turn off is there is too much emphasis on the women being "ok" and if she "likes it" and she is "turned on" by the whole deal. I understand the necessity of it from a legal standpoint, but perhaps that kind of talk should have been left for the BTS.

The main feature needs to be about slapping whores, degrading them and putting them in their place is useless, weak fuck objects! Who gives a fuck if they like it??! And if she's uncomfortable with it, then all the better, just slap the bitch and say "take down whore! No one gives a fuck about you, you useless fuck meat so make yourself useful as a jack off device cunt!"

On the DVD menu you can go straight to the sex, and skip the "I'm OK with it " pre-interview stuff. It doesn't infest the scenes if you do that.

Yea I downloaded the avi's off torrents :P So don't have that option unless I skip them manually with my mouse which is a huge turn off when I have one hand 'occupied'

There are women who enjoy rough sex. Truly enjoy it. I've met them.

Do you really need to invent posters in order to bump threads for your movies? You have way too much time on your hands. You should go get a real job a full time job. They are hiring in the Alberta oil sands, I understand, and paying extremely well, but roughnecking is a real mans job, so you might not be up to snuff.

Hell, the people working in offices and as service staff in northern Alberta are raking it in, although not as much as before the US started circling the bowl.

It would be again if the environazis let them finish building the damn pipeline.

WTF does that have to do with Slap Happy?


Anyways, Brandon I thought you were going to pick this stuff back up one day. Will we ever see more Slap Happy or at least the same shit with a new name?

I have many dreams that have gone unfulfilled. Slap Happy was karate-chopped out from under me.

WTF does Slap Happy have to do with porn?

It should fall under Anger Management.

Well said! Couldn't agree more!

New concept for a new porno series: Anger Management Devices

Featuring angry men using wet, slippery pussies and hungry, pink mouths as an outlet for their frustrations! Featuring angry, violent sex where the girl is compliant and encourages the man to be as rough as possible and grinds into him and teases him to fuck the hell out of her!

I'm not angry....anymore. I'm content with a life of low-paying, unsatisfying menial labour jobs with no benefits. The future looks bright!