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So, a cheque from the gov will fix it? How much should the cheque be for? And after you've blown it on a truckload of menthols, will you be requiring another cheque?
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1) Whatever dollar value amounts to 40 Acres + a mule adjusted for today's inflation (principal) PLUS 125 years interest compounded monthly at 8%.

Every black person that can prove a great-grand parent was a U.S. citizen will receive this check.

2) Additionally, a federal small business fund will be created whose sole purpose is to provide super-low interest loans (less than 3%) to African Americans who wish to open their own businesses. This fund will be VERY liberal in its lending standards. As long as a well thought-out business plan is presented, the funds are a guarantee. This fund will last for approximately 30 years.

3) Black males can exchange 1/2 of their reparations check value for an all all-expenses paid "sex tour" to Lake Tahoe, NV. Here he will relax in a luxury suite and have guaranteed sexual encounters with 4 different white women, all between 18 - 21. He can place his NUT anywhere he wants and he is not liable for any resulting pregnancies. (The girls are required to go bareback if the customer asks, and NO hole is off limits).