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#52697 - 09/02/04 05:50 PM Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
Smelly Monkey Offline
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This can't be true, for starters i thought brandon was gay, did someone forget to tell him again?. I hate the thought of what sex would be like with brandon in private life, there would be a lot of penis slapping. (brandon why do you do that for?)
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#52698 - 09/02/04 05:53 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
Smelly Monkey Offline
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How did this come to light anyways?. Anyone know?.
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#52699 - 09/02/04 05:56 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
i hope it's not true. the only thing worse would be if Melissa was dating Smartt.

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#52700 - 09/02/04 07:52 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
melissa Offline
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i hope it's not true. the only thing worse would be if Melissa was dating Smartt.




..or the Monkey himself. Can u imagine?
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#52701 - 09/02/04 07:53 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
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i hope it's not true. the only thing worse would be if Melissa was dating Smartt.




..or the Monkey himself. Can u imagine?




hmm, pretty good zing.

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#52702 - 09/02/04 07:56 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
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..or the Monkey himself. Can u imagine?





Believe it or not, i'm actually very sexy. Its just my penis size that lets me down.
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#52703 - 09/02/04 08:02 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
melissa Offline
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Its just my penis size that lets me down.




that s why i m not dating you
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#52704 - 09/02/04 08:06 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
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that s why i m not dating you





Gee, and i thought it was because of my hatred for the french.

Melissa, did you fuck this guy




Alex sanders is apparently going for the 1991 bon jovi, im a cowboy on a steel horse i ride look now. 13 years off, he is trying hard, i'll give him that, he said on springer that he had a large penis. That was a while ago now, back when springer was classy enough to have porn stars on it.
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#52705 - 09/02/04 08:10 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
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Its just my penis size that lets me down.




that s why i m not dating you



Where's Smartt? We need an "OWNED" monkey picture for Melissa.
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#52706 - 09/02/04 08:13 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
melissa Offline
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Yep i worked with him last Tuesday for the first time.

Funny thing, we were insulting each other before when we met on sets.

But he s a nice guy. He did everything i wanted him to do.

He slapped me, fisted my ass, chocked me out twice, and was not bothering me.

Just as i like it : shut up and fuck me, you whore.

BTW he cut his hair.
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#52707 - 09/02/04 08:13 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Where's Smartt?




(in my best bruce willis voice from pulp fiction). smartts dead baby, smartts dead.
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#52708 - 09/02/04 08:16 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Yep i worked with him last Tuesday for the first time.

Funny thing, we were insulting each other before when we met on sets.

But he s a nice guy. He did everything i wanted him to do.

He slapped me, fisted my ass, chocked me out twice, and was not bothering me.

Just as i like it : shut up and fuck me, you whore.

BTW he cut his hair.





You scare me.
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#52709 - 09/02/04 08:16 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Yep i worked with him last Tuesday for the first time.

Funny thing, we were insulting each other before when we met on sets.

But he s a nice guy. He did everything i wanted him to do.

He slapped me, fisted my ass, chocked me out twice, and was not bothering me.

Just as i like it : shut up and fuck me, you whore.

BTW he cut his hair.





yeah, i hate when the male talent talks during the scene. very annoying.

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#52710 - 09/02/04 08:19 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
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yeah, i hate when the male talent talks during the scene. very annoying.





I used to but then i discovered wesley pipes and i did a total 180 on it, now i won't buy porn unless the guy is talking all the way through the scene. Wanna dick dog , here grab my gun, hold onto my gun (he has a gun tattooed on his hip he likes the girls to hang onto when they are blowing him). You going to give me pussy juice on this motha fucker?. I love wesley.
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#52711 - 09/02/04 08:22 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
melissa Offline
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yeah, i hate when the male talent talks during the scene. very annoying.




Yes i fought with Brian Pumper many times at this subject.
He wouldn t shut up and he made me really, really upset.

I was about to do the worst thing a girl could do to him : take off all his jewelery and throw it by the window.
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#52712 - 09/02/04 08:24 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
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I was about to do the worst thing a girl could do to him : take off all his jewelery and throw it by the window.





You have just deprived the world of perhaps the greatest dvd extra in the history of porn.
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#52713 - 09/02/04 08:25 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Quote:


yeah, i hate when the male talent talks during the scene. very annoying.




Yes i fought with Brian Pumper many times at this subject.
He wouldn t shut up and he made me really, really upset.

I was about to do the worst thing a girl could do to him : take off all his jewelery and throw it by the window.




LOL...you should have fucked him in the ass with a 12" dildo. that'll teach him to stop talking. who knows? he might even enjoy it.

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#52714 - 09/02/04 10:15 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
jamesn Offline
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AIM should just cut the vocal chords of the male talent before giving them their stamps of approval. I can't wait for science to replace them with terminators so i can let go of the mute button.
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#52715 - 09/02/04 10:53 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
stretchfan Offline
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Registered: 08/09/04
Posts: 16
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Yep i worked with him last Tuesday for the first time.

Funny thing, we were insulting each other before when we met on sets.

But he s a nice guy. He did everything i wanted him to do.

He slapped me, fisted my ass, chocked me out twice, and was not bothering me.

Just as i like it : shut up and fuck me, you whore.

BTW he cut his hair.





Hello Melissa,

for what movie or website was this shoot?
Sounds great!!!

regards, stretchfan

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#52716 - 09/03/04 04:33 AM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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This can't be true, for starters i thought brandon was gay, did someone forget to tell him again?. I hate the thought of what sex would be like with brandon in private life, there would be a lot of penis slapping. (brandon why do you do that for?)




I thought maybe BI might make her wear that toilet seat from slap happy when they are together. But she wouldn't say.

Quote:

How did this come to light anyways?. Anyone know?.




Jeff Stewart mentioned it in another thread some time ago.

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#52717 - 09/03/04 05:16 AM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
RobertF Offline
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
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I used to but then i discovered wesley pipes and i did a total 180 on it, now i won't buy porn unless the guy is talking all the way through the scene. Wanna dick dog , here grab my gun, hold onto my gun (he has a gun tattooed on his hip he likes the girls to hang onto when they are blowing him). You going to give me pussy juice on this motha fucker?. I love wesley.




I heard about a scene he did for www.exploitedmoms.com , one of my buddies sites....
Its a white woman and he keeps saying... "yeah fuck me with that nigga ass.."
LOL
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#52718 - 09/03/04 01:18 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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Hello Melissa,

for what movie or website was this shoot?
Sounds great!!!

regards, stretchfan




That was for an upcoming movie for Skeeter.

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#52719 - 09/03/04 01:20 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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I thought maybe BI might make her wear that toilet seat from slap happy when they are together. But she wouldn't say.




Well, i prefer letting your imagination work.
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#52720 - 09/03/04 06:28 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
What the fuck is this? A Cannuck and a French chica come to LA and date with the porn industry as a backdrop?

I'll have you know I'm in favor of 90 day whore visas--we can never have enough of them--but the government should have tanks at the northern border to prevent Canadians from ruining our porn. Did we not learn our lesson after Quasarman?
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#52721 - 09/03/04 06:44 PM Re: Melissa Lauren going out with brandon irons??
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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What the fuck is this? A Cannuck and a French chica come to LA and date with the porn industry as a backdrop?

I'll have you know I'm in favor of 90 day whore visas--we can never have enough of them--but the government should have tanks at the northern border to prevent Canadians from ruining our porn. Did we not learn our lesson after Quasarman?




Ariana Jollee has a great scene in Ass Cleavage 3. The director: xxxporntalk favorite Quasarman. All you really have to do with Ariana is turn a camera on and point it at her. She's that damn good

There's a BTS segment and Quasarman doesn't stop with the schtick for a second. Put him and Wankus in a room together and have them battle it out for 'King of the Jackasses.'

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