Well, I watch MNF, and can break down Alex Smith's meltdown and subsequent passing statistics that others have read. I don't watch NASCAR, but used to race motocross as a kid. I used to play in bands and backed local plays in the pit Orchestra, so needless to say, I got laid a lot as a young man for having talent.

In fact, I can play Whole Lotta Love for the umpteenth time, and not only get paid for doing it, but also fuck a random skank afterwards.

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