Dude wants to get laid

Rock Star, Jock, or a Porn Mope?

Ryan is neither

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Dude chooses Porn Mope

How do I succeed as mope?

Don't be Ryan Knox

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Risk of diseases?

Sure there are, be careful of

Brandon Iron's skanks

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Why not be Rock Star?

Sure. Anal Cunt Lead Singer

Has fucked skanks for free

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Porn mope looks easy

Sure. You're not curing cancer

Only being one

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Just how and the hell

Does a mope like Knox get work?

He doesn't. He's Knox

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I see Knox drinking

Fat girl's piss. Will I have to?

If you're Ryan, yes

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I think I'd rather

Be a jock. I am over

At least 5 six tall
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Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy