Dude wants to get laid
Rock Star, Jock, or a Porn Mope?
Ryan is neither
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Dude chooses Porn Mope
How do I succeed as mope?
Don't be Ryan Knox
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Risk of diseases?
Sure there are, be careful of
Brandon Iron's skanks
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Why not be Rock Star?
Sure. Anal Cunt Lead Singer
Has fucked skanks for free
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Porn mope looks easy
Sure. You're not curing cancer
Only being one
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Just how and the hell
Does a mope like Knox get work?
He doesn't. He's Knox
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I see Knox drinking
Fat girl's piss. Will I have to?
If you're Ryan, yes
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I think I'd rather
Be a jock. I am over
At least 5 six tall
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Rear Admiral:
"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy