Who is living rent free in your head.

I have nothing against or for gay people like you Brandon.

Your posts say otherwise.

That's often the mistake of the narcissistic mind.

I think you think I think a lot about myself.

Let me put it this way. Between the two of us there is only one person hungering for man meat and that would be you, lusting after your own. You wish you could physically fuck yourself instead of only being able to fuck yourself financially.

Is Brandon pulling the "you're obsessed" card? If Brandon wasn't posting all over these forums about himself and his shit site, nobody would post about him nor give a fuck.

Not surprised that the only industry peeps left on this forum are the mopes. Females PWs leave when they get the hammer here. I guess they have better places to help them feel better about themselves. The mopes? They are too busy trying to validate themselves on this site. Shows how they are more deluded than the females.

This thread is approaching ADT gaiety !

Yeah, your "latest release" has scenes with Crystal Ray, Amber Simpson, Angela Stone, Smokie Flame, and Jamie Brooks, all who have been out of porn for years. I'd bet you probably used these scenes before. I just don't care to go through the hurdles of all you whiny bullshit Brendan.

BTW, Happy Birthday. July 14th, right? The big 4-3.

brandon must listen to lil b the based god,because he stays based.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Iron cashes checks.

And they're all from your Provincial Government, yes?

I'm the King of Reorders so it makes sense for me to receive royalties.

So the Ministry of Health licensed Spread My Herp 7 as part of their STD awareness campaign? How much will you get if they name the superclap strain after you?

The only clap I have is the thunderous applause I receive from grateful fans everywhere. It's humbling.

So you can't deny the herp, then. Sweet.

You are very parrot-like in the way you quote every single word I write. It's as if you are afraid you will forget it between reading it and scratching out your reply.

You've been Winehoused.

Just making sure you and "Knox" cant forget, or alter, what you said, oh Herp Royalty.

Polly wants a crack....er. No, "Polly," you can't have any. You are very out of touch with reality as it is.

You've been Winehoused.

:facepalm:

It seems Ryan Dunn wasn't the only one who crashed and burned. R.I.P. Mark Felt's attempt at humour. What a jackass.

That's why he's a pimp and not in comedy. Speigler, will you let Brandon book your girls if he ever makes it back to LA?

I know, Dude, what what can you expect from someone who ekes out a living on government checks.




Brendan, you been hitting at Knox' stem again? What the fuck does that even mean? You're going to stumble after me with McNugget sauce or something?

How many times do I have to tell you, man? I'm Dave Pounder.

[brendan]I'm rubber and you're glue, everything bounces off of me and is infected with Herpes[/brendan]

Now I know you've definitely been Winehoused. I tried to make you go to Comedy School but you said, "No, no, no."

The guy that fucked up and wound up suitcase pimping an author?

I think the term "You've been Winehoused" is more apt for "Sign this Brandon Irons Productions Model release". It just as toxic.

Super Fail, superloads.

Come on now. She is the Load My Mouth archetype.

As Rep. Joe Wilson once said to your President: "You lie!"

The one in that epic Reliquary Gif was even better. Made Knox puke. Knox, who gets blow jobs trading shoelaces on Skid Row.

Sasha Grey would call my porn "cinema verite."

Yeah well, goes to show you what Sasha Grey knows about Cinema. Which is obviously zero.

Anyone who watches Jessie Jewels' scene sees an entirely different reality. If Shelley Lubben gets to re-write history, I can only keep telling what I know to be true. Jessie was doing girl-girl. She had a boyfriend. An offer of more money was made and accepted. She put "Jessie Jewels" on the model release. When the scene went up and the boyfriend found it online, an awkward conversation happened.

For the record, I don't shoot solo scenes. I never have. She agreed to do a footjob scene but the extra offer turned it into a bj scene.

If she didn't understand what a model release was, she was welcome to ask. She never did. It was clear to both of us she was signing it to give consent for me to put the scene out. Standard practice. Nothing manipulative about it.

She wasn't given any cocktail beverage. That's bullshit. It's an excuse to hide behind the fact that she got caught in her own lie. If she would have put a different stage name, none of this would have happened. She's creating fiction to transfer blame to me for something she willingly did. I'm sorry she regrets it but it's not fair to say what (Shelley Lubben) said.

If what she said happened actually happened, why did she not go to the police immediately afterwards? Why did she wait YEARS before having Lyin' Lubben publish the work of fiction on her site? Why was my check cashed immediately?

So fuck you, Shelley Lubben.

Does this look like someone minutes away from "blacking out?"


Seriously, confronting Lubben is like talking to the Wizard of Oz before the curtain is pulled back. You ask her, "Why doesn't Jessie speak for herself?" "Why do you not back up what you say? (Sean from TRPWL take note)" "Why did Jessie sign a model release and do a video testimonial declaring she was not under the influence of any drug or alcohol?"

The deeper you dig, the more plausible it becomes that she was a naive, business-minded 19 year old who thought she could make some easy money. I didn't make her put Jessie Jewels on the model release. I'm sorry the internet works the way it does. She got caught in her own lies to her boyfriend. Sorry, that's not my problem.

Brandon, got a link to Amber's scene on a tube site. Just a preview to see if she actually looked drugged is cool.

"HELP!! HELP!! MY NAME IS JESSIE JEWELS AND I'M BEING RAPED!! THE DRUGS I WAS GIVEN ARE CAUSING MY HANDS TO SHAKE....WELL, MY RIGHT HAND ANYWAYS.....HEEEEEEEEEEELPPP!!!"

Damn Brandon, if its not bad enough your best friends with members of the KKK, now i see your into date rape....You pretend to not like me because i think your involved with PWL but in reality i thinks its because you feel like im responsible for there being no more PWL ...Dont worry dude, Im sure they will pop back up with a new hate site and you can pretend to not no anything bout it...

Sorry, Sean, but I have enough of my own day-to-day problems to care whether PWL comes back or not. It's not something I think about no matter how much you want to pretend. I'm pro-porn and pro-talent through and through. Building a business from scratch is proof of this.

I'm all about the pleasures of the flesh. Or, as DL put it, "He's not a tech guy."

Keep telling yourself 1 DL + 1 Joe Blow = 3 guilty parties. Your math doesn't add up and you should consider joining Shelley Lubben's organization. You'd fit right in.

Shelley Lubben channelling the voice of Jessie Jewels: "And then he took his 40-something-year-old hands and spread my innocent 19-year-old ass cheeks."

Voice of Reason: "But...Jessie. Those are your hands spreading your own ass cheeks."

Shelley Lubben channelling the voice of Jessie Jewels: "Oh. I see. Well, then, the drugs were making me behave totally out of character. I love my boyfriend. I told him I was doing girl-girl and assumed he would never type my stage name into a search engine. Can't you see I'm a victim??"

Voice of Reason: "You mean you're a victim of your own greed and stupidity?"

Shelley Lubben channelling the voice of Jessie Jewels: "I was raped! If I didn't have a hand covering my mouth, I'd say so myself."

Yea shes been so effective..we both know what Sean can and cant do...do i think you were part of PWL??? No Brandon i dont..Do i think you new all the parties involved Yes i do ...Before i got into this mess, people were running around trying to prove fufufnik was PWL..Low an behold not only was fufufnik, but your buddy Joe as well..This whole time you held the answer and this could have been taking care of months before i showed up..I understand loyalty to friends, but what they were doing was hurting the industry you say your for..Not only that but innocent people as well.. Since you dont wanna give me his number, why dont you ask him to call me 210-854-3444...Unless he has something to hide....same number i left your VM or the VM number i quoted earlier

1. If you have concrete proof that I knew DL or Joe Blow had anything to do with PWL, lay it out on the line. I've got nothing to hide and when I say I didn't know, I didn't know. When you call me effectually a liar, I say, "Go fuck yourself."

2. I knew DL and Joe Blow. I also knew Voltron, too. It doesn't mean I murdered Hailey Paige. If you were a detective investigating her death, I just might be in prison for something I didn't do.

3. A typical conversation from 2010 with Joe Blow was:
Joe: Hey! Thanks for the trip to Buenos Aires. It was fun!"
Brandon: No, thank you, man. It was a good time.
Joe: By the way, I think I'm done performing.
Brandon: Get out! Really? Wow, man. What's next for you?
Joe: Not sure. Just want to see what else is out there. We'll keep in touch.
Brandon: I hope so. Thanks for everything, man. You've been a good friend. I appreciate it.
Joe: Cool. See you down the road.
Brandon: Hope so.

4. Being the detective that you are, Sean, I'm sure I missed some obvious clues somewhere. Not exactly sure where but feel free to link my name to this mess. It would be more effective to add "The rapist Brandon Iron" to any description so people get a good idea of my character.

5. You can ask him to call him yourself. Just dig a little deeper.

6. I kept my cell number but keep it turned off so I don't pay roaming charges. Yes, I know this means I must be guilty of hiding or something nefarious. In reality, it just proves I'm too cheap to pay around $1 a minute to hear your messages.

sure, i guess i could pull a PWL and make you a wiki with date rape included...but no 1 ever goes to my sites so no one would see it....all good brandon..maybe pass along my number, as for the roaming, maybe ill paypal you a buck to help you like i did the other owners of PWL..

That's the easiest money I can make. How do we close this deal? (I'm not a tech guy, you see.)

Turning the tables on you, Sean, let me give you the same warning you gave me. If I find out you knew Shelley Lubben or had anything to do with her posting lies about me, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.

You better prove to me you had no connection to Shelley Lubben. The onus is on you.

Rape: it's no laughing matter.


Give to Shelley Lubben's organization. Give a lot. As much as you can. Stop this madness of 19-year-old women raping the wallets of 40-something-year-old producers.

lol yea have fun with that..yea i huffed an puffed and POW,,Theres Joe Blow an no more PWL...but since you are down with PWL and you like to get 19 year olds drunk so you can sodomize them you should probably be more worried about RCMP then me..

Ill admit to having sex with Shelley Lubben for cash when you admit you've known about Joe an PWL since day 1...

Playing your own game goes as follows:
Shelley Lubben posted lies about me.
You knew Shelley Lubben.
Ergo, you are guilty of posting those lies.

You can tell me all day long that you had nothing to do with her site but I still wont' believe you. After all, you knew Shelley Lubben. You must have known what she was doing at 8am, noon, and midnight. You knew what she had for dinner but you won't say. Why is that?

The questions don't end with you, Sean.

she gives great head...i had no choice but to give her 56.88 for her site, i also pitched in for her new cd...i was reading your wiki, it says you gave fufufnik access to AIM and new Joe Blow was paying sum of PWL costs..care to comment on that...