.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19072 Members
14 Forums
40358 Topics
614269 Posts

Max Online: 1680 @ Today at 07:10 AM
Topic Options
#526097 - 08/03/11 04:38 PM Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas


_________________________
http://TRPWL.COM


Top
#526103 - 08/03/11 06:09 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Those shots would be hotter if she was wearing a ball gag and drooling.
_________________________
Fap, Fap, Fap

Top
#526106 - 08/03/11 06:25 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
yea..i dont think she was going for the freak pic...lol ball and gag plus an naked Gia next to her...
_________________________
http://TRPWL.COM


Top
#526107 - 08/03/11 06:59 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
PW pics are useless, unless they got money makers in em.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

Top
#526118 - 08/03/11 08:09 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
^^^^ Yeah. What he said.
_________________________
Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE

Top
#526123 - 08/03/11 08:38 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
She looks really hot, is this for Foxxx?

Top
#526124 - 08/03/11 08:38 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
She's still a disgusting piece of fuck meat. The look doesn't change that. Some less flattering lighting and the ugly'll just not stop pouring out.

Top
#526126 - 08/03/11 09:03 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: have2cit
She looks really hot, is this for Foxxx?


I think they are.


Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
She's still a disgusting piece of fuck meat. The look doesn't change that. Some less flattering lighting and the ugly'll just not stop pouring out.



I realize you're German and Uber Efficient, but how 'bout you let the whores actually come here before you run 'em off, yes?

I know I told you to pick a target and have at it. I didn't mean that you should take shots at every new thing that came along. Find someone whose behavior deserving, and by that I mean within the context of the porn universe. What you're doing now is just, well, Gay.

Thanks,

JB

Top
#526127 - 08/03/11 09:10 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Whatever you're talking about there makes no sense. At all. The whore in the pics above is a repulsive piece of trash. And in the porn biz. Or you read it differently than intended and a bit of fanboy creeped out, defending the Jordan.
The hate level is astoundingly low here. Of course I'll take a shot at some half-mope who obviously doesn't get it. Keep the projector in check there.
Glad I could help.

Top
#526128 - 08/03/11 09:31 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


Clearly, you don't get this place, then. Sorry to have confused you with someone promising.

Top
#526129 - 08/03/11 09:34 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


BTW: Are you from one of the Hanseatic cities? I ask because it's obvious you have no idea how to hunt. You want to be more like a sniper and less like Elmer Fudd with a blunderbuss.

Fuck, I'm from New York and even I get that.

Top
#526131 - 08/03/11 09:40 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
More referential nonsense. Forget about it. I don't give a shit.

Top
#526133 - 08/03/11 09:55 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


:sigh: Look, if one of my fellow Porn Jesuses can take this guy under his wing, I'd appreciate it. He has promise, but I really don't have the time to train his aim.

Here's one I saw earlier. They don't always have to be twat-tastic to be hott:



Attachments
jessie.jpg (227 downloads)


Top
#526134 - 08/03/11 10:10 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Foxx Magazine's purpose is the show porn whores in the most unflattering light, from what I've seen. They're right on par with Brandon's Polaroid shots, Gia notwithstanding.

Worst porn rag out there, and I am counting cut out bin Mag Packs for measure.
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

Top
#526135 - 08/03/11 10:13 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
The deluded blather's on a constant level. Cryptic, referential PMs and some buried public fanboyism. I expected more. Maybe not.
The glam shots will turn most wrecked whores around completely.



Attachments
06.jpg (220 downloads)


Top
#526137 - 08/03/11 10:44 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
The deluded... <snip>


Deluded?

Deluded how?

Are you trying to remind us they're whores?


Yeah, we got that, Junior. We know they're whores. That's the whole purpose of this site. Hell, you weren't even around when this was our motto:





And you weren't around when there were actually whores posting on this site, either. You know, to be degraded properly.

All you're doing now is preventing us from having that opportunity. I know fuck-all about this Jessie whore. Did she pull a Desi or something we don't know about? THAT would justify your vitriol, sure. But if she didn't, how's about you give the whore the opportunity to come on here and fuck up on her own, huh?

Bottom Line: If you want this place to remain a sausage-fest, keep doing what you're doing. You're right up there with the other geniuses like Durfah and Seoane. If you've any game in you, let it ride and let the whores do your work for you.

Top
#526138 - 08/03/11 10:59 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Deluded seniority, obviously. As if anyone gave a fuck about you being here back when there were cunt owners posting here regularly.
The whore of this thread would most likely not come to post here anyway. If she would, she'd know what she's in for after some minor lurking.
Some venting that there aren't any whores posting here is so misdirected when I'm supposed to be the cause of XPT's decline like you seem to line out. It's amusing to be likened to the train wrecks mentioned and to get this reaction from you. It's like tragic projection half of the time, online daddy posting aspirations for the rest. All is good.

Top
#526139 - 08/03/11 11:26 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


:shakes head in disbelief:

Look, Elmer,

I tried. I really did.

The last time you were driven out of here, we started reading your posts in Stewie Griffen's voice. It was close, damn close, in fact. But there was something just a little off.

You're Elmer Fudd. You shoot at targets hoping they can't, or won't fire back.

That's a goddamned sissy way to post.

Hell, if an actual whore came here to call you out, you'd turn tail and run. Same as you always do. Sure, you'd get pedantic at first, same as you've always done, but it would be the same.

Hell, a Newbie like Fartz made you for what you are, and were in previous incarnations. Would you rather I call you Elmer or Sashamutt?

Forget it. You're Elmer, from now.

Keep on babbling, Elmer. For all your pseudo-intellectual tripe, you're about as deep as Figgs and as closeted as Panzer.

Just remember, the more you attack whores before the give us a reason to do so, the less they'll post. If you could get past your neurosis, you'd see that they'd all give us ample reason if given the opportunity.

Top
#526140 - 08/03/11 11:32 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
There were whores that posted here, that weren't mods or complaining about sham producers?
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

Top
#526142 - 08/03/11 11:39 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
The ramblings of a would-like star poster with basic paranoia. How new. "Just remember" not to go too geriatric retard on the rest pulling your leg, too.

Top
#526143 - 08/03/11 11:40 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


Yeah, and, once upon a time, we had savvy enough to give 'em enough rope..

Top
#526145 - 08/04/11 12:00 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: ]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Originally Posted By: J.B.
:shakes head in disbelief:

Look, Elmer,

I tried. I really did.

The last time you were driven out of here, we started reading your posts in Stewie Griffen's voice. It was close, damn close, in fact. But there was something just a little off.

You're Elmer Fudd. You shoot at targets hoping they can't, or won't fire back.

That's a goddamned sissy way to post.

Hell, if an actual whore came here to call you out, you'd turn tail and run. Same as you always do. Sure, you'd get pedantic at first, same as you've always done, but it would be the same.

Hell, a Newbie like Fartz made you for what you are, and were in previous incarnations. Would you rather I call you Elmer or Sashamutt?

Forget it. You're Elmer, from now.

Keep on babbling, Elmer. For all your pseudo-intellectual tripe, you're about as deep as Figgs and as closeted as Panzer.

Just remember, the more you attack whores before the give us a reason to do so, the less they'll post. If you could get past your neurosis, you'd see that they'd all give us ample reason if given the opportunity.




smile
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

Top
#526147 - 08/04/11 12:05 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Porn whores know how to cut and run. The mopes however still hang around for who knows why.

Maybe it's the only attention they get nowadays (see:Ryan Knox).

BTW, Brandon kinda split after his STD test was posted.
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

Top
#526148 - 08/04/11 12:25 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Hope there wasn't a page 2 he was worried about being posted.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

Top
#526149 - 08/04/11 12:39 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: superloads]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: superloads
Porn whores know how to cut and run.


Right. But they need a grounding here first before they do that. Elmer's way, they won't even get that.

Top
#526150 - 08/04/11 12:47 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Keep taking your simple bullshit seriously. And then smear the contents of your colostomy bag around the nursing home. Once more with feeling.

Top
#526157 - 08/04/11 03:28 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Pipe Dream, nobody here has a problem with criticizing whores. We've all done it. The point is that if you are going to call her a disgusting piece of shit, then you have to state your case. I'm not looking for juicy porn gossip, but it would reflect well upon you if you simply stated your reasons for coming down hard on this particular whore.
_________________________
"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."

Top
#526183 - 08/04/11 05:15 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
wow...all this from a few pics...yea it was a shoot for FOX...and your right, Brandon is MIA...lol
_________________________
http://TRPWL.COM


Top
#526186 - 08/04/11 05:35 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I think she's hot as hell, she's sort of got a Guage vibe going on. It works.

Top
#526188 - 08/04/11 05:43 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: have2cit]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas


Before i could compare her to Guage id have to see her in this pose..lol
_________________________
http://TRPWL.COM


Top
#526192 - 08/04/11 06:20 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
I already demonstrated the difference between glam look and non-glam look for this specific whore. To be more exact here, her face is bloated and unattractive; a second chin's not a pro for anyone looking down or up, subject to porn acrobatics. Her cheeks have the freaky implant look down without the need for botched surgery. The wide nose is ugly and the saggy eyes have something retarded and froggy about them. The constant camel toe cunt is repulsive and the tits got lost in the gene pool.
I'm aware that this doesn't come across as heavily in the pics by the OP. That's because whoever lit, shot and retouched them did a fine job. Look at other ones online. Closely. Case stated.

Top
#526199 - 08/04/11 08:54 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
I already demonstrated... <SNIP>



See, right there is your problem.

To you it's a demonstration. An equation.

Your not having any fun with it. And you're ruining the fun for everyone else with your pedantic bullshit.

You can't even tell the difference between when it's time to be intelligent and when it's time to be a prick. You're as joyless as that AntiqueLens broad, but only half as interesting.

Chill.

Top
#526200 - 08/04/11 09:09 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: TRPWL
wow...all this from a few pics...yea it was a shoot for FOX...and your right, Brandon is MIA...lol


I should also remind the learned, umm, gentleman, that although Ms. jerkins shot the pics, FOX Mag owns those pics so they're not going to allow the money shots to be posted. You want the money shots? Go buy the Magazine.

Gia shot 'em for Charlie and she can't post 'em.

I'm Charlie's drinking buddy and I can't post 'em.

Guapo's the underprivileged wigger Sally Struthers foisted upon Charlie and even HE couldn't post 'em (assuming he makes parole)

Elmer, pull the stick out of your ass.

Top
#526204 - 08/04/11 10:37 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
Was she allowed to post these??? cuz that might explain why i did it..lol
_________________________
http://TRPWL.COM


Top
#526206 - 08/04/11 10:40 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


I saw the ones you didn't post and they're spectacular. The rest of you all will see them in January...

Top
#526208 - 08/04/11 11:02 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Pedantic. Jitterbug's not even the least bit amusing as a geraitric retard anymore. Soylent Green incoming.

Top
#526209 - 08/04/11 11:11 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


"you make no sense. at all."

"i'm smarter than you."

"because I said so. And so did my mommy. Waaaaahhhhhh...."

Please, Sashamutt. You're fooling no one.

Or have you gone back to "Care Less?"

How 'bout we just call you Fudd from now on?

Didn't we go through all this in 2008? What's the point of this? If you've got dirt on the whore, spill. If not, then quit trying to make your bones by peddling ashes. It's embarrassing.

Top
#526210 - 08/04/11 11:17 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
The last breath of a dying entertainer. Raging Bull. Shit.

Top
#526212 - 08/04/11 11:47 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Alternate ID's are a banning offense.

Top
#526213 - 08/04/11 11:52 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


Yep. Same old Sashamutt. Goddamnit, if I go to the trouble of giving you a new name, why can't you reciprocate and bring a new schtick?

Top
#526215 - 08/04/11 11:58 AM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Abuse of the elderly. Gotta call the cops.

Top
#526223 - 08/04/11 02:26 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: NitneLiun]
J.B.
Unregistered


Ummm, yes. But sometimes us elderly folks have a few lessons to teach you youngins. I'd like you to consider something while you're cooling your heels, Sashamutt:


Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Pipe Dream, nobody here has a problem with criticizing whores. We've all done it. The point is that if you are going to call her a disgusting piece of shit, then you have to state your case. I'm not looking for juicy porn gossip, but it would reflect well upon you if you simply stated your reasons for coming down hard on this particular whore.



Lyndon Johnson knew it was time to call it quits when Walter Cronkite called him out on national television. Uncle Walter. The "most trusted man in America." A man known the world 'round for being even-keeled and balanced.

When the Nittany Lion, of all the posters on XPT, actually goes and calls you out, maybe you ought to start thinking like Lyndon.

Just a thought.

Top
#526224 - 08/04/11 02:28 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered


Meanwhile, let's remember why we're here:


Top
#526228 - 08/04/11 03:47 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
_________________________
http://TRPWL.COM


Top
#526231 - 08/04/11 04:52 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
I would love to see what some of the posters here are married to, live with and or have sex with. I think there are a few that sit on their hands until they get numb so when they jerk off it is like somebody else is doing it for them. Anyone that wouldn't want to bang the hell out of the whore in the pictures is bonerfide GAY. That is all, go back to your regularly scheduled homosexuality.
_________________________
Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP

Top
#526232 - 08/04/11 05:06 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: wannacorndog]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: wannacorndog
Anyone that wouldn't want to bang the hell out of the whore in the pictures is bonerfide GAY. That is all, go back to your regularly scheduled homosexuality.



Great art is always inspiring. This broad is so hot I'm not even thinking about my cock. I'm simply inspired to spend the next several weeks running my tongue along the inside of her thighs.

Top
#526234 - 08/04/11 05:27 PM Re: Gia Jordan Photos of Jessie Andrews [Re: TRPWL]
TRPWL Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
yea, shes hot in that pic...ive always liked the amateur non pose look..Gia's pics are good but nothing beats the standard no make up naked in front of the mirror shot to truly get a idea of a chicks hotness.....
_________________________
http://TRPWL.COM


Top



Moderator:  Jerkules, zenman 
Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 979 Guests and 3 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod