See, right there is your problem.

To you it's a demonstration. An equation.

Your not having any fun with it. And you're ruining the fun for everyone else with your pedantic bullshit.

You can't even tell the difference between when it's time to be intelligent and when it's time to be a prick. You're as joyless as that AntiqueLens broad, but only half as interesting.

Chill.