:shakes head in disbelief:

Look, Elmer,

I tried. I really did.

The last time you were driven out of here, we started reading your posts in Stewie Griffen's voice. It was close, damn close, in fact. But there was something just a little off.

You're Elmer Fudd. You shoot at targets hoping they can't, or won't fire back.

That's a goddamned sissy way to post.

Hell, if an actual whore came here to call you out, you'd turn tail and run. Same as you always do. Sure, you'd get pedantic at first, same as you've always done, but it would be the same.

Hell, a Newbie like Fartz made you for what you are, and were in previous incarnations. Would you rather I call you Elmer or Sashamutt?

Forget it. You're Elmer, from now.

Keep on babbling, Elmer. For all your pseudo-intellectual tripe, you're about as deep as Figgs and as closeted as Panzer.

Just remember, the more you attack whores before the give us a reason to do so, the less they'll post. If you could get past your neurosis, you'd see that they'd all give us ample reason if given the opportunity.