Anybody had one? If so, how'd it go?

A guy at work had one, a few years ago, and other than a few jokes, he said it was just uncomfortable for a few days. I'd guess it's all relative though, B.

I asked my cousin who had one. He said: "Three words: outpatient. My. Ass." But I hear its better now.

He could have been fronting. The jokes might have brought that on. He'd talk about having one machine or another fixed and someone would say you mean like your wife had you fixed?

It really is supposed to be better now. I knew a guy who had one a long time ago who said it was like being kicked by a mule and that his balls swelled up like a grapefruit. Then just a couple of years ago a good friend of mine had it done and it was like it was nothing. Laser technology, maybe? I dunno.

What I've heard is a day or so of ice, then its never thought about.

It's never thought about again as long as it takes the first time. Sometimes the seals leak. Give it a year or so of testing before fucking any Mexican bitches just to be sure.

Bare backing beaners is buyer beware besides basectomy.

Does that count as an alliteration even though I used "is" and the Mexican pronunciation of vasectomy?