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#379329 - 07/22/09 02:39 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Cage is satire Nothing posted should ever Be considered fact
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#379331 - 07/22/09 08:40 PM
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Reading your post Made me vomit I'm now 4 pounds lighter
4 pounds lighter? What did you have for dinner?
My level of disgust was so great that I shat myself simultaneously.
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#379334 - 07/27/09 02:44 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Ryan attempts Rape "Hold on, need one more second." Same old song and dance
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#379336 - 07/28/09 01:07 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Ryan is jealous Of actors who have real chops As well as hard dick
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#379337 - 07/28/09 01:11 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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How does Ryan Knox Procure a gig in Porno? Twenty buck blowbangs
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#379338 - 10/30/09 01:54 AM
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It has been three months Since the last Ryan haiku Is Brandon alive?
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#379339 - 11/03/09 01:53 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Ryan is jealous
Steals toy figures from K-Mart
Hello "Jedi Tits"
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#379340 - 11/03/09 07:17 AM
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This thread should die It just gets dumber and dumber Please go away
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#379341 - 11/04/09 12:35 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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I Piss Excellence Exalt Me Thou Shall Doeth Gokkun Saved My Life
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#379343 - 11/09/09 04:31 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Ummmmm....Not so much. You're the only one who reads it.
Until you have your own emoticon
( ) you will never be Equal.
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#379344 - 01/14/10 10:04 AM
Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
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Ryan Knox (December 1, 1979 – January 5, 2010)
Ryan Knox died on 01/05/10. Rumors are that he forgot his safe word during a Reverse Gang Bang shoot in France.
He was already burried on Tuesday. The investigations are ongoing.
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#379345 - 01/14/10 10:52 AM
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Lies. They don't let convicts get passports.
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#379348 - 01/14/10 01:38 PM
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Wooed sounds too close to wood. Both are irrelevant to you.
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#379350 - 01/14/10 01:52 PM
Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
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Your chlamydia drips do not count as a load.
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#379352 - 01/14/10 02:33 PM
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^ you'd know... Ryan.. the absolute best thing that could happen to your career would be rigor mortis. For like 72 hours you could finally be the man you never where. Consider that.
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#379353 - 01/14/10 04:24 PM
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Ryan Knox is dead. NOW he has an erection? Rigor had set in ... What got him aroused? Was it the corpse next to him? That guy was his type ... Dane Cross mourns his loss. His limp dick launched Dane's career. That's his epitaph.
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#379354 - 01/14/10 11:17 PM
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although ryan comes off second best in most exchanges with gia I still admire his posts, hes not that far back, if he could perform how he posts he be a solid middle ala christian x.
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#379356 - 01/15/10 04:30 PM
Secret revealed
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Ryan's safeword is/was " WOOD"
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#379366 - 01/19/10 09:44 PM
Ryan Knox #5
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#379367 - 01/19/10 10:36 PM
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Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?
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#379369 - 01/20/10 05:49 AM
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Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?
If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.
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#379373 - 01/23/10 05:17 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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The 10 most hated people in porn
Why Janet Mason??
She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????
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#379374 - 01/23/10 05:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Why Janet Mason??
She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????
Dude, Janet Mason fucks everything: men, boys, horses, boars, chair legs, dogs, exhaust pipes, you name it, she fucks it. No standards, I tell you!
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#379377 - 01/24/10 02:12 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Why Janet Mason??
She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????
Dude, Janet Mason fucks everything: men, boys, horses, boars, chair legs, dogs, exhaust pipes, you name it, she fucks it. No standards, I tell you!
I'd actually like to watch her do all these things.
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#379378 - 06/30/10 02:58 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Knox scoping dumpsters
Looking for copper score, but...
"DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!"
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