It's really not all that tough to write a haiku. I mean, c'mon. 5-7-5.

Which , I suppose , is why this shit has gone on for 41 pages !

S-s-shhhhh!! Ron is thinking of a 575 line haiku.

Chastity Bono
Is more of a man than 'Loads
Ron Mexico, too

Sonny and Charin
New hot Hollywood couple
Bone that Bono's bones!

'Loads likes playing sports
Soccer....the beautiful game
He heard "gay" and joined

Sun Hee and charin
GI and Korean whore
Thirty years ago

Can Conq margin rape this thread?

Follow the haiku rules, shitbrick.

I'm not playing your reindeer games. This thread sucks. Half the page views are people that click on the last reply, so they don't have to see the red numbers.

Well, they aren't interested in your posts. Please stop.

Haiku thread does suck

Because we're posting about

Brandon and Ryan

Shit gotta rhyme. You can't take a writing style from people that write in symbols. It doesn't translate to the masses.

Do you think the Bible was written in English? I'm having Shelley Lubben call you for edumacation.

Wouldn't know, I only read non fiction.

Oh please Jerkuleeze
Pick up Haikus for Dummies
A fantastic read

Ryan slams the Jerk!
Taken to the mat and pinned
Jerkules withers, dies

This long Thread is Dead
Darkening evil shakes
Proof Boringyo sucks

Hey E.Y., we need a second opinion here please. This young man appears to be upset about something.

Gaddamit son. You complain about XPT sucking balls, and you gotta bump the shittiest thread ever? That aint cool. If it sparks new interest in lame poetry, you DO deserve to be banned.

There I was, all happy with a mention, and when I clicked and saw what thread it was in, I got the same feeling I would if I found a cock on an Asian massage girl.

No bueno kid.

I can never remember what exactly makes something a haiku or not. I only use the expression when I'm talking to someone and they start to stammer or forget a word and have to take pause. Afterwards, asking, "Was that a fucking Haiku???" always goes over really well.

5
7
5

EDIT: and ought to be nature related. Like people are fair game but writing about your bitchin' car would be stupid.

Other Edit: The 5 7 5 structure is syllables.

To be more definite, they're supposed to relate nature to human emotion, or at least so I thought.

Haiku suck. This thread sucks. Nate sucks for bumping the thing.

Who started this stupid shit again ???? [I'm not looking]

Someone who hasn't posted in a long time.

Ha without even looking I know that answer !

The Google Spider
Was looking upon this thread
"Limp dick" directed?

Jerkules is cool and always cordial to me. Now if the title were Kill Yourself Coke, I would bump it myself.

Title of this thread
Was Ryan Knox Haikus, so
I changed it again

You know, it has been so long since I saw this, I went back a page looking to see what Cqd had to say bad about me. I actually smiled to see that it was Pissant Nate Stevenson.

WEHT Cqd?

What's wrong with Charin?
Is it that time of the month?
Does she need a hug?

Soon as I posted
I figured it would flush out
Mr. Floppy Cock

Heard it all before
Greater men have tried and failed
Be my baby wipe?

Tom Dong bit the dust

Jack Venice is doing life

Ryan Knox posts here

Someone should start writing Jack.

Isn't he incarcerated up their in your neck of the woods? I do believe that Jack is now a Washingtonian, and I don't mean DC. That means you are elected.

Yeah. About 150 miles away. Why me? I'd figure the furthest away would be safest. I'd best get on it before they start shipping the kids from Gitmo to our pen.

Who is Ryan Knox ?

What is a Haiku about ?

is one in his ass ?

Haku > Haiku









(has this been done before?)