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#379329 - 07/22/09 02:39 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Cage is satire
Nothing posted should ever
Be considered fact
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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#379330 - 07/22/09 06:31 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Congradulations

That's Quite a Conversation

You Had with Yourself

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#379331 - 07/22/09 08:40 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Quote:

Quote:

Reading your post
Made me vomit
I'm now 4 pounds lighter




4 pounds lighter? What did you have for dinner?




My level of disgust was so great that I shat myself simultaneously.

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#379332 - 07/22/09 11:18 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:

Congradulations

That's Quite a Conversation

You Had with Yourself




Congratulations
You have just validated
All your detractors
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379333 - 07/23/09 05:03 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
My Dick Wants To Laugh

Raping you is Not Funny

But Still lots of Fun...


Congratulations...

On Being able to Spell

Congratulations

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#379334 - 07/27/09 02:44 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan attempts Rape
"Hold on, need one more second."
Same old song and dance
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379335 - 07/27/09 01:26 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Superloads Jealous

Wishes he could be PA

Settles for Fluffing

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#379336 - 07/28/09 01:07 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan is jealous
Of actors who have real chops
As well as hard dick
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379337 - 07/28/09 01:11 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
How does Ryan Knox
Procure a gig in Porno?
Twenty buck blowbangs
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379338 - 10/30/09 01:54 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
It has been three months
Since the last Ryan haiku
Is Brandon alive?
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379339 - 11/03/09 01:53 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan is jealous

Steals toy figures from K-Mart

Hello "Jedi Tits"
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379340 - 11/03/09 07:17 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
This thread should die
It just gets dumber and dumber
Please go away
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I may not know arse but I know what I like !

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#379341 - 11/04/09 12:35 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I Piss Excellence
Exalt Me Thou Shall Doeth
Gokkun Saved My Life

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#379343 - 11/09/09 04:31 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Ummmmm....Not so much. You're the only one who reads it.

Until you have your own emoticon
( ) you will never be Equal.

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#379344 - 01/14/10 10:04 AM Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
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Ryan Knox (December 1, 1979 – January 5, 2010)



Ryan Knox died on 01/05/10. Rumors are that he forgot his safe word during a Reverse Gang Bang shoot in France.
He was already burried on Tuesday. The investigations are ongoing.


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#379345 - 01/14/10 10:52 AM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Lies. They don't let convicts get passports.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#379346 - 01/14/10 01:13 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Flattery'll get you Nowhere. I have to be Wooed...

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#379347 - 01/14/10 01:36 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Wood'll get you Nowhere. I have to be Flat...





FYP (minus the random capitalizations left in for authenticity)


Edited by the unknown pervert (01/14/10 01:38 PM)
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#379348 - 01/14/10 01:38 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Wooed sounds too close to wood. Both are irrelevant to you.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#379349 - 01/14/10 01:50 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Gooed sounds close to good...I got plenty of both for you, Whore Face.

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#379350 - 01/14/10 01:52 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Your chlamydia drips do not count as a load.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#379351 - 01/14/10 01:56 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
And Your Herp doesn't count as a Zit, everyone wins..

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#379352 - 01/14/10 02:33 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
^ you'd know...
Ryan.. the absolute best thing that could happen to your career would be rigor mortis. For like 72 hours you could finally be the man you never where. Consider that.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#379353 - 01/14/10 04:24 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Ryan Knox is dead.
NOW he has an erection?
Rigor had set in ...

What got him aroused?
Was it the corpse next to him?
That guy was his type ...

Dane Cross mourns his loss.
His limp dick launched Dane's career.
That's his epitaph.

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379354 - 01/14/10 11:17 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
although ryan comes off second best in most exchanges with gia I still admire his posts, hes not that far back, if he could perform how he posts he be a solid middle ala christian x.
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#379355 - 01/15/10 07:40 AM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

although ryan comes off second best in most exchanges with gia




You mean like a "bottom" getting strap-on-ed??

It's what he likes, no?
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379356 - 01/15/10 04:30 PM Secret revealed
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Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
Ryan's safeword is/was "WOOD"



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#379357 - 01/15/10 04:56 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

although ryan comes off second best in most exchanges with gia




You mean like a "bottom" getting strap-on-ed??

It's what he likes, no?




It;s not about what he likes. It's the only scene he can get that doesn't require an erection.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#379358 - 01/15/10 09:20 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Oh, an erection joke Get a Life Whore. You post too oft.

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#379359 - 01/15/10 11:03 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

It's the only scene he can get that doesn't require an erection.




I see ... my error.




Quote:

Get a Life Whore.




Isn't that what your mom yells to you in your basement??


Here's the perfect job for you Ryan!



Too bad, it's trademarked or you could BE Mr. Softee ...
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379360 - 01/16/10 02:54 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

^ you'd know...
Ryan.. the absolute best thing that could happen to your career would be rigor mortis. For like 72 hours you could finally be the man you never where. Consider that.




^^^

Upper deck shot. Nice one Lou!
_________________________
'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.

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#379361 - 01/17/10 09:24 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379362 - 01/17/10 09:36 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
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Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
Well, to each his own... but your solar plexus tattoo is horrible, Knox.



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#379363 - 01/17/10 09:40 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#379364 - 01/17/10 10:01 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Knox's brother from another huffer


I do the best I can to get along with others these days, but if the niggas that tried to shoot that nigga are having trouble finding him, I am willing to pitch in and help.
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo

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#379365 - 01/17/10 10:39 PM Re: Ryan Knox (1979 - 2010)
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Quote:

Knox's brother from another huffer


I do the best I can to get along with others these days, but if the niggas that tried to shoot that nigga are having trouble finding him, I am willing to pitch in and help.




Damn Bish, that just ain't right.
_________________________
Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.

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#379366 - 01/19/10 09:44 PM Ryan Knox #5
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Pervert

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#379367 - 01/19/10 10:36 PM Re: Ryan Knox #5
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?

_________________________
Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#379368 - 01/20/10 05:46 AM Re: Ryan Knox #5
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

The 10 most hated people in porn




Why Janet Mason??
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379369 - 01/20/10 05:49 AM Re: Ryan Knox #5
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?






If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.

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#379370 - 01/20/10 06:22 AM Re: Ryan Knox #5
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?






If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.




They tired to have a launch party for the scent, but they just couldn't arouse any excitement or interest. The scent could not perform in tests with women. Market anticipation was described as limp and flaccid.

Interestingly, the scent seemed to perform best when mixed with similar mediocre scents of desperation. But, these were rare sporadic occurrences.

I hear that their are plans to salvage the project by renaming it "Bitch" and marketing it to the prison population.
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#379371 - 01/20/10 05:02 PM Re: Ryan Knox #5
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?






And thus you have Ryan Knox #5!!! Thanks H2C.




If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#379372 - 01/21/10 03:03 AM Re: Ryan Knox #5
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?






And thus you have Ryan Knox #5!!! Thanks H2C.




If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.




Knox new idea
Will patent the smell of his
Backpack full of clothes
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Rear Admiral:

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"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

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#379373 - 01/23/10 05:17 PM Re: Ryan Knox #5
I Is The Maaaannn Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 121
Quote:

Quote:

The 10 most hated people in porn




Why Janet Mason??




She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????

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#379374 - 01/23/10 05:32 PM Re: Ryan Knox #5
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Quote:

Why Janet Mason??




She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????




Dude, Janet Mason fucks everything: men, boys, horses, boars, chair legs, dogs, exhaust pipes, you name it, she fucks it. No standards, I tell you!
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.

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#379375 - 01/23/10 05:39 PM Re: Ryan Knox #5
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

No standards, I tell you!




She has standards, if you consider a price list standards.

That's capitalism for you.
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379376 - 01/23/10 06:50 PM Re: Ryan Knox #5
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Now you know one of the reasons why I abhor capitalism and all it stands for.

_________________________
The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.

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#379377 - 01/24/10 02:12 AM Re: Ryan Knox #5
I Is The Maaaannn Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 121
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Why Janet Mason??




She doesn't fuck Tranny fuckers??????




Dude, Janet Mason fucks everything: men, boys, horses, boars, chair legs, dogs, exhaust pipes, you name it, she fucks it. No standards, I tell you!




I'd actually like to watch her do all these things.

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#379378 - 06/30/10 02:58 AM Re: Ryan Knox #5
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Knox scoping dumpsters

Looking for copper score, but...

"DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!"
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379379 - 06/30/10 10:20 PM Re: Ryan Knox #5
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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