Everyone knows Brandon Irons has herpes. Mandy told me when I sat next to her at the AVN Awards (hint: she struck out that year).

And everyone knows Brandon Irons has always refused to test for HPV or herpes, so we will never have a positive or negative result.

We do, however, have this:



Where there's VD, there's Brandon Irons. When there's Brandon Irons, there's a poop-eating VD spreader. I guess Brandon's next defense will be the ever popular, "I don't know what you mean by STD. Is that simular to SUV? Nyuck nyuck, I make myself laugh, and no one else."

No tests printed, guys.