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#379116 - 12/14/08 04:45 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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The fuck Knox?.
I'd rather face opponents of substance rather than substance abuse ya brainless streak of std laiden piss.lol

Aim high amirite?

You are consistent though Ryan, simply because shit always floats.
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#379117 - 12/14/08 04:55 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Quote:


You are consistent though Ryan




You speak of course of my sweet white dressing. PM me not oh foolish one. When I'm ready to let you sit on my lap, I'll let you know.

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#379118 - 12/14/08 05:08 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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And that's that.

That was sad Flopsy(in a point and laugh kinda way).

edit: Flopsy is no longer reading my pms..lol


Edited by LouCypher (12/14/08 05:11 PM)
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#379119 - 12/14/08 05:11 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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If you have anything to say PM just type it into the subject line because I'm not reading them, thanks.

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#379120 - 12/14/08 05:17 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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lol...

Getting too far into your head. Yes?.
lol

Knox takes plastic in the ass.On film. But pm's are too personal.EPIC!

Seasons Beatings Ryan.
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#379121 - 12/14/08 05:32 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
RyanKnox Offline
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Quote:

pm's are too personal.EPIC!




No Lou. This would be too personal.

Remind you of home?


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#379122 - 12/14/08 05:40 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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If we were following your storyline based on avatars and posts, you'd have a hole in your head and your frontal lobe would be leaking into your eyes. Nice foresight on the toe tag though. Who said self deFEET isn't genetic?

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#379125 - 12/14/08 05:48 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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You babble incoherently and out of turn. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read your posts.

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#379127 - 12/14/08 06:00 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
RyanKnox Offline
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Go wait in the car sweetheart.

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#379129 - 12/14/08 06:27 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Quote:

Hey Lou:

Did you hear that even Stormfront wouldn't accept Cryin, something about being too limp and diseased even by their standards.

Ryan, after you accepted your first pack of smokes from Brandon how did he force repayment? I bet it reminded you of your last stint in prison.




I don't hear about Ryan because I don't ask about Ryan.
When I want him to embarrass himself I make him think it was his idea then straight right him between the blinkers.
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#379130 - 12/15/08 06:44 AM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Jigaloo Offline
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I think Ryan's posting on the drugs again.
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#379131 - 12/15/08 12:58 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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If Louise and Paperwaste want to form a union, they might stand a fighting chance. There's nothing that sets them apart from eachother besides envy.

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#379132 - 12/15/08 01:42 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
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Quote:

If Louise and Paperwaste want to form a union, they might stand a fighting chance. There's nothing that sets them apart from eachother besides envy.




Hi Brandon. How's it going?
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#379133 - 12/15/08 01:52 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Dean, don't be dumb, dude.

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#379135 - 12/15/08 02:35 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Quote:

Dean, don't be dumb, dude.




And here is where the real talent seperates itself from
the wannabes.
See how he left you hanging Ryan?. I did.
Fucken hurtful once again. Yes?. He didn't even make it rhyme or 5,7,5 that shit. Good thing you have that Hash kid to fall back on huh. Fucken go-getter that one. lol
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#379136 - 12/15/08 02:43 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Dean Wormer Offline
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Posts: 2116
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Quote:

Dean, don't be dumb, dude.




Yeah, right.
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379137 - 12/15/08 02:52 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Paper chaste, what a waste.
He dresses up in Silk and Lace.
And then he sits on Loui's Face.

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#379138 - 12/15/08 02:52 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Anonymous
Unregistered


Cue "Mark_J" in 3... 2... 1...

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#379139 - 12/15/08 03:38 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Quote:

Paper chaste, what a waste.
He dresses up in Silk and Lace.
And then he sits on Loui's Face.




Apparently the benzo withdrawals have sparked someones inner Walt Whitman.

Good for you Flopsy?. lol
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#379141 - 12/15/08 04:16 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
RyanKnox Offline
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Hairy Nuts you wish to taste.
Watch them Dangle in your Face.
Lou's a Jew, now eat his Paste.

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#379142 - 12/15/08 04:19 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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I wouldn't worry Raperface. Based on Brandons disowning of Flopsy it's safe to say he's in treatment. Not to say that tomorrow he could be picking bugs out of his hair, fingerpainting with his own shit, and stuffing IcyHot into his piss hole. Still.. We're here for him. Because we care.

We really fucken do.
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#379143 - 12/15/08 04:21 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Quote:

Hairy Nuts you wish to taste.
Watch them Dangle in your Face.
Lou's a Jew, now eat his Paste.





Hi pimpleclit.

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#379144 - 12/15/08 04:46 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
RyanKnox Offline
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You too are clearly Alt Ids.
Join eachother at the knees.
XPTs own Lime Disease.

If Paper's posts are Lame and Rotten.
Perhaps you can both go pick Cotton?

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#379145 - 12/15/08 04:53 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Quote:

You too are clearly Alt Ids.
Join eachother at the knees.
XPTs own Lime Disease.

If Paper's posts are Lame and Rotten.
Perhaps you can both go pick Cotton?




Didn't you almost have it all? lol



I know you won't see it today or tomorrow Ryan, but you do what I tell you. Then I laugh at you. Now imagine that on a planetary scale and I welcome you to your posting history.
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#379147 - 12/15/08 07:38 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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But then who'd drive your Mom to sets from The Extended Stay America?

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#379149 - 12/16/08 07:27 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
superloads Offline
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Registered: 04/11/08
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Brandon Iron needs

A new friend in Ryan Knox

Since Christian loathes him
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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#379150 - 12/17/08 07:06 AM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Lance Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 55
Loc: La Ciudad de Los Angeles
This thread is proof that XPT should be shut down.

Dismissed.

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#379151 - 12/17/08 09:28 AM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Jigaloo Offline
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Thank you Lance Allan Ito you silly china man.
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#379152 - 12/19/08 06:10 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Wow, I been gone way too long... Meth might have a color it depends. Does everyone here have an alt. I.D.? This thread oficially sucks now with all the meltdowns and all...

LoL @ the guy who used the words "simplex" and "sore" in the same paragraph....
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#379153 - 12/22/08 02:20 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


I have a mom whom isn't ashamed of my profession. I bet you can't say the same unless she likes meth.




XPT says, ALL moms do meth...
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#379154 - 12/25/08 08:45 AM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
how do you make a haiku?
when i first got on here, all the smart dudes said my posts were like bad haikus lol
i wanna know how to make one!

we could make nice christmas ones!


love, pretty


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#379155 - 12/27/08 01:13 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Hey pretty. How about ones that are about Ryan based on "A Christmas Carol.

Ryan's dick was dead.
There is no doubt about that.
Dead to begin with.

There was no hardness.
It was completely flaccid.
Dead as a doornail.

You will permit me
To stress, emphatically,
Dead as a doornail.

Limp as a noodle
Nothing could get his dick up.
It lie there rotting.

You must understand
Or nothing good can come from
What I will tell you.

........
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#379156 - 12/27/08 11:47 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
^ Necrophelia?
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#379157 - 12/28/08 03:39 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Of course when it's in Fatman's Face.
Around his Mouth he slacked on Pace.
You know he kind of looked like Ace.

Now he sits in front of the screen.
Doesn't need a woman or anything.
Read his posts and make him sing.

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#379158 - 12/28/08 03:46 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Loc: fortified
5-7-5 snake eyes.
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#379159 - 12/28/08 03:51 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
RyanKnox Offline
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Find something better to do while you're at the library please.

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#379160 - 12/28/08 04:47 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
You have a higher opinion of Ryan than I, Lou.

You think he can count to 7.
I don't think he can make it to 5.

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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379161 - 12/28/08 04:49 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Or in Haiku:

Ryan is not smart.
A brain smaller than his dick.
But, much more solid.

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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379162 - 12/28/08 04:57 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
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Read the first page Fatty. I find the hurtful posts aimed at Flop..err Ryan very destructive and damaging to his inner stunt cock.

At best it's hurtful.
Words are like bullets, pointed.
Ryan packs flacid points.
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#379163 - 12/28/08 05:00 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Life is an onion.
As you peel away the days,
Sometimes you will weep.
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379164 - 12/28/08 05:26 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
LouCypher Offline
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Flops is a machine.
Constant current and flacid.
Mopes spring eternal.
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#379165 - 12/28/08 05:33 PM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Mopes spring eternal





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#379166 - 01/03/09 02:14 AM Re: Ryan Knox Hari Kari
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan Knox thinks that

People are envious of

His limitations
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#379167 - 01/26/09 04:21 AM Meet Ryan Pumper
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
We've all heard of Brian Pumper.
Meet Ryan Pumper.



Thanks for laying the pipe, Ryan. Heather enjoyed your company. Other studs were standing around scratching their heads wondering how to control her. You just got the job done. Thank you.


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#379168 - 01/26/09 05:44 AM Re: Meet Ryan Pumper
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
What the fuck is that?



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#379169 - 01/26/09 07:28 AM Re: Meet Ryan Pumper
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
the bottom of ryan's sock?
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#379170 - 01/26/09 07:29 AM Re: Meet Ryan Pumper
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Is he wearing socks? Maybe it's just hard to keep your feet clean when you live in a dumpster.

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#379171 - 01/26/09 04:48 PM Re: Meet Ryan Pumper
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
A rather large sewer rat making a getaway to a better smelling place?
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#379172 - 01/27/09 01:25 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

We've all heard of Brian Pumper.
Meet Ryan Pumper.




We've never heard of Ryan Pumper, but we have heard of Ryan 302.72




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#379173 - 01/27/09 05:15 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
ok heres my haiku
ive been working on this for weeks guys lol

i like xpt
its fun here when i log on
im addicted yay!



that was really bad wasnt it?
ok ill blame it on the percocets

love, pretty
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