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#379174 - 01/31/09 12:02 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
pretty is booked for

a blowbang with Ryan Knox

pending good hair day
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379175 - 01/31/09 12:12 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan is pleading

"Just give me one more take, dude"

Brandon fluffs his cock
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379176 - 01/31/09 12:19 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan's barber shouts

"Dude, you only have 5 bucks???"

Here is the result
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379177 - 01/31/09 12:24 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon Iron speaks

On the current recession

"Crackwhores be cheaper!"
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379178 - 01/31/09 12:30 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Christian in a room

Full of hot as balls women

Hoping they have balls
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379179 - 01/31/09 12:39 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon thinks about

Cherry Chase in bridal gown

Oh, the good old days
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379180 - 01/31/09 12:43 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan handed script

"Dude, what is my motivation?"

To get hard, dumbfuck


_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379181 - 01/31/09 12:46 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Max in Fed prison..

"Ready to play poker, Max?"

"Can I piss on her?"
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379182 - 01/31/09 01:08 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Germy sees a stray cat

Picks her up, and she purrs

"Move in with me.."

...............

Germy grabs the phone

On the line, is Fritz the Cat

"I have Kino Flows.."

..................

Shop guy at Bexel

Drank a few with Germy Steal

Where are Kino Flows??

...................

Stray cat pounces on

Germy coming home real late

Friskies 8ball gone

....................

Germy is bitter

Yet,he is always bitter

and we all know why
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379183 - 01/31/09 07:29 AM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'm going to give you a big fat "A" for enthusiasm and effort!

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#379184 - 01/31/09 12:56 PM Re: Meet Ryan 302.72
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I will give Ryan a "V" also for some BIG FAT enthusiasm. In addition he will buy a vowel.
_________________________
"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#379185 - 05/18/09 02:50 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
A boy is weeping

Set is Guantanamo Bay

Kineflow's light Knox

_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379186 - 05/18/09 06:48 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
it's true that Ryan is a rehab center because a dildo overdose?

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#379187 - 05/18/09 06:58 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

A boy is weeping

Set is Guantanamo Bay

Kineflow's light Knox






like they have Kinos

on a set with ryan knox

babywipes, neither

_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#379188 - 05/18/09 12:17 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Cryin' Ryan's reading the thread. Awwwwww.
_________________________

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#379189 - 05/18/09 12:21 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Ryan is Quite Thankful

For Everday He Wakes

He isn't you

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#379190 - 05/18/09 12:31 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
That whole 5-7-5 syllable thing was too tough for Ryan.
_________________________

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#379191 - 05/18/09 12:41 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my Dick.

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#379192 - 05/19/09 12:14 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Ryan Knox sad 'cause

Porno Dan gets lesbo piss

Knox gets cardboard box
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379193 - 05/19/09 01:56 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Ryan's Happy 'Cause

He gets laid all of the time

He's better than you

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#379194 - 05/21/09 01:00 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Knox shot in HD

CDC see's the footage

Knox in quarantine


_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379195 - 05/21/09 01:08 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Knox's Gitmo shoot

Gets waterboarded by piss

50 bucks richer
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379196 - 05/21/09 01:15 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Knox is a playa

Has mad game in the arcade

Brandon employs him
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379197 - 05/21/09 01:20 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Vick free from jail

Brandon will give him a call

Needs Dogs for website


Edited by superloads (05/21/09 01:23 AM)
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379198 - 05/22/09 01:10 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
While you guys post here

Ryan Gets Laid Everyday

It's totally sweet

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#379199 - 05/22/09 01:17 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
By the way how's your boyfriend doing?
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#379200 - 05/23/09 01:24 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
He enters fuck films

Ryan cannot get hardon

Oh the irony
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379201 - 05/23/09 10:15 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Using just two hands

Ryan can count the number

of girls you've bedded

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#379202 - 05/23/09 10:28 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Ryan's Happy 'Cause

He gets laid with men all of the time

He's better than you







fixed

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#379203 - 05/23/09 10:37 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Using just one hand

Ryan can count the number

of times he's been hard




fixed
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379204 - 05/24/09 07:15 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You're fixed. As in neutered. Crossword clue, 8 letters.

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#379205 - 05/24/09 07:47 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
impotent. Funny you would come up with that. Or anything.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
_________________________
Fuck 'em all but nine.

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#379206 - 05/24/09 08:03 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Using just two hands

Ryan can count the number

of girls you've bedded




Try again, broccoli
Haiku is structured to block
Idiots like you

(a perfect 5-7-5, tiny dick...)



_________________________
"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.

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#379207 - 05/24/09 08:42 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Almost, Dipshit. Broccoli is technically a 3 syllable word. Sound it out.

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#379208 - 05/24/09 10:05 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

You're fixed. As in neutered. Crossword clue, 8 letters.




You are flaccid boy.

As erect as a tapeworm

Viagra no help
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379209 - 05/24/09 11:21 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
D.W. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Ryan Knox fucks goats.
I don't know why he does this.
But he enjoys it.

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#379210 - 05/24/09 11:23 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:


You are flaccid boy.

As erect as a tapeworm

Viagra no help





Thank You for Playing.

Haiku's are your thing! And Now....

You can go away

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#379211 - 05/24/09 11:32 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
D.W. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Ryan likes big cocks

And licking a man's asshole

But claims he's not gay

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#379212 - 05/24/09 11:43 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Ass Hat likes Wigs? Frocks?

And Dicking a man's Asshole?

But claims He's not Ray?

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#379213 - 05/24/09 11:48 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
D.W. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Ryan is homeless

Will take it in ass for cash

Or he'll take a check

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#379214 - 05/24/09 11:52 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Ryan is Flawless?

Will Rape it in Ass Hat's Gash?

Or he'll Break his Neck?

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#379215 - 05/24/09 11:55 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
D.W. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Ryan will eat shit

For only seven dollars

But won't leave your house

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#379216 - 05/25/09 12:07 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Ryan will Beat Shit

Out of Ass Hat for 10 Cents

Recycle his house

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#379217 - 05/25/09 12:13 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
D.W. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Ryan wants 10 cents

Because he can't pay his rent

Will suck dick for help


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#379218 - 05/25/09 12:19 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
My will has grown tired. Enjoy your night Tweaker.

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#379219 - 05/25/09 12:34 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
D.W. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Ryan says goodnight

Needs to find a trannys dick

To fuck his ass hard

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#379220 - 05/25/09 12:54 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Hi Sophia. Why's a fully grown woman like you posting here?

Work been slow?

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#379221 - 05/25/09 02:19 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 911
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Gang bang...
Ryan caresses the whore
His eyes seek dick
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[AWOP troll]^Chicken shit un-American hippie faggot! ^ [/AWOP troll] -- charin

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#379222 - 05/30/09 04:51 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan sleeves his cock

Mad lust for Nugget's Birdman

Yet soft in the paint

_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

Top
#379223 - 05/30/09 04:57 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Knox counts on one hand

Total amount of money

In his bank account


Edited by superloads (05/30/09 04:59 AM)
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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