I wonder how many people laugh when a balding midget meets them for the first time:

"Hi, I'm Brandon Iron"...

Like he is sort of pocket sized rodeo cowboy.

His ever expanding gut rules him out as a jockey.
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Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy