Nah...

I disagree.

The problem is that I just learned a lesson.

I'm posting an ad on a board frequented by guys who like 'Rape & Hate Porn'.

Some of these dudes actually make the shit.

But, hey, I guess I learned a tough lesson...don't post an ad on a board until you understand who goes to that board.

We want to break into mainstream porn.

Therefore, yes, I picked the wrong message forum to place an ad on.

The Top Ten movies are not 'Rape & Hate Porn' movies.

Therefore, people like you, and others, who have tried to give us 'advice' are actually FULL OF SHIT.

The mainstream producers are NOT looking for talent that shows up on 'Meatholes.com' getting pissed on by ugly, old, fat guys.

The mainstream producers ARE in fact, looking for people LIKE US.

Posting this ad gave me a pretty good education as to what all of this is really about.

There are the 'big leagues', that is, the people like Vivid and Digital Playground and Wicked and Sin City and Jill Kelly. (Even though the last two are having trouble paying their bills, apparently...)

...and then...

There are the 'wannabees'...Anabolic/Diabolic, Red Light, Sineplex, Evil Angel, Extreme Associates...

We aren't interested in the wannabees.

The wannabees try to do the most extreme shit because that's the way the make enough money...

TA DA!

...To become MAINSTREAM.

Soooooooo...

This game has nothing to do with anything any of you have 'advised'.

The way to win this game is to make your own success.

My wife and I are going to be meeting with many of the mainstream companies very, very soon.

Since my wife hasn't been pissed on, eaten cum out of her own butt, or tasted her own shit yet...

...It's a very good chance that they WILL be interested, and that she WILL fit THEIR IMAGE.

All of you people who told us that we should 'work up to it'...

GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

You just wanted to use us, and, if we had listened to you, you would have fucked up our chances.

Taylor Rain listened to people like you.

Think the mainstream companies will give her a contract now?

No fucking way.

And she listened to morons like you.

When we make our first tape, and it sells for $40, we'll get back to you.

Until then, try pimping out the next new person who comes to this site.

If they're smart, they'll have read this thread, and be that much smarter, and that much harder to piss on.

...and as for the comment about us not cutting it in the looks or age department...

...Two of those mainstream companies have already contacted us, and it was NOT through this ad.

See ya on a glossy boxcover real soon...

...and oh yeah...

Thanks for all the 'advice'.

Michael