I had to create an account just so I could dump on Mom. Shetruly is my muse. Didn't realize postings were moderated there, so here's my spleen vent in case it gets denied:

Ah, the boney, wagging finger of the Keeper of Morality, Protector of Young Girls (except her daughter, of course), the Queen of the Mass Transit Schedule. Desi Foxxx, ladies and gentlemen. Once again coming online, as Desi Foxxx, to tell us how she’s out of the biz and how those evil men(mostly Jews, right Di?) in Porn Valley in general and XPT in particular are in cahoots to bring her down. As if one can be brought down lower than pimping their own daughter. Housing bubble and Springer, my ass. Desi Foxxx is a morally bankrupt waste of flesh who thinks nothing of selling her daughter’s holes for her own financial (and egotistical) gain. Maybe what Goat (and others, if I do say so myself) was deplorable, but let’s try some context. She came into a den of snakes and shared her lies and delusions. And was shocked that we didn’t rush all White Knightesque to her aid with Target gift cards. The dynamic at XPT is what it is. Her inability to hang is not the fault of XPT. Just like her inability to not run into the spotlight is not the fault of XPT. Admittedly, our behaviour toward her may have been deplorable. But she is the one who continued seeking the attention.

Have you figured out how to open a chequing account yet, Di?



Admittedly not my best work, but I'm pretty high and my SO was yammering in my ear.