P Knuckle...

How about I give you an example of how WE THINK a great day of porn shooting would go.

My wife and I arrive at the set in the morning, around 9am.

At the studio are 3 beautiful girls, and one other guy.

All of these wonderful folks have been tested, and although that ain't a perfect system, cuz they have a couple weeks to get AIDS in, but it's better than nothing.

DAY OF testing is what we all should be pushing for. You go to the set at 6am, get the results by 9am, and fuck until 5pm. That would be heaven.

When we arrive at the studio, we haven't had to do drugs, get drunk, or fuck anyone. We are there to perform with the 3 other girls and the guy.

Could we do facials, orgies, internal cumshots, dp's, and whatever else the director comes up with?

We'd love to.

See? Is that so bad?

Am I nuts now?

The girls simply have to be hot, the guy too, and we don't have to appear on the so-called 'modelling' agencies to be available for some dorks bachelor party, or get pissed on by some mysoginist.

Four chicks, and two guys, work their asses off all day long giving the director what he, or she, wants.

I can 'hateplow' just as well as Mr. Everhard.

If that's what you call it.

I'm 7", have a very clean and nice penis, and know how to fuck.

I don't need a fluffer.

I also don't need Viagra.

But this scenario, I'm sure, is too much to ask for.

Apparently, my wife has to become a prostitute and do coke and speed to get into porn.

Given the right director, I'm sure he or she could come up with a million 'hardcore' scenarios to put us in.

No, plot line is not important, and we don't need music.

My wife doesn't post on here because she has a full time job, and makes more money than these so-called 'stars'.

She does, however, read every word written here, and currently thinks all you people hate women.

Maybe one person with a brain will pop up to change her mind, but I wouldn't count on it.

Right now I am starting a new commission based career, so I have the ability to post when I need to.

We would love to make 'hardcore', so please don't think we're shy.

We just want to do it with people who are attractive, drug and disease free, and don't want to have to become prostitutes to studio heads or 'agencies'.

As for Gauge, well...

...if you don't go in with rules, and if you don't stick to them, you end up with disaster.

We have rules, we stick to them, and that's why we've been married for 9 years.

The side of us nobody wants to see is our goodness side.

We'd be damn fine people to work with.

Once everything is agreed upon, we'd know how to shut the fuck up, and give the director what he or she wants.

We just want to perform.

Could me and the guy dp my wife? Of course.

Could he come on her face? Of course.

Could she go down on the other girls while we fuck them? Hell yes.

Could she fuck the other guy? Of course.

Could we get rough? Oh yes.

The thought of a good looking, disease free guy fucking my wife is no problem at all, as long as I'm there, and as long as we're together. Add on the three hot, disease free girls, and we'd show you some energetic fucking that comes from the heart.

We'd also like to work with a major studio because my wife is hotter than these other skanks, and deserves the exposure.

Sorry skanks.

But can anyone really tell me I'm wrong about this?

I mean, how silly is it that we can't get into porn because we won't be prostitutes or do drugs or fuck studio heads?

Fuck man, I love gonzo and all that shit as much as anyone else...I think what we are fighting about is all the shit we're supposed to do that AIN'T ON THE SHOOT.

...which is pretty fucking retarded to me, man.

Michael