A double double Tim Hortons coffee and a honey crueller.
That's all.

Sooooo... you're not even disguising your donkeyphilia anymore? I suppose that's progress.

Let me be perfectly clear: "coffee" means coffee. "Crueller" means a delicious baked product glazed in sugar.

Brandon loves everything glazed.

With summer temperatures reaching unbearable levels, I invite you to sample some cool treats.

^^^^^^ WTF? Are you freezing your own jizz and eating it for what you think is a cool and refreshing treat?

Brandon's taste in dessert is highly advanced.

There was a model who was willing to do a "special job" for me....but she lost interest while I was accumulating inventory. My only other options are to start my own sperm bank or make CANADIAN BUKKAKE: ICE ICE BABY BATTER a reality. Yes, it will feature an homage to Janine Lindemulder's classic ice dildo scene from Andrew Blake's HIDDEN OBSESSIONS. Popsicles will melt inside one lucky woman's rectum before they are liquified for consumption after a colossal cumfart. Think of it as a human Slurpee machine. Preference will be given to models who can closely imitate Apu saying, "Thank you! Come again!" each time a stream is released.

I've upped the ante since the earlier pics were taken.




Now, I know there are some savvy investors here. I want to assure you that this will most likely shatter sales records for PIRATES, TOP GUNS, and FASHIONISTAS combined.

Let the bidding begin!

lol

My creative juices are flowing.


One Man Bukkake idea #2: Fill up tray. Shoot intro for scene at strip club. Female model does the Can-Can...Parisian-style. No panties. She joins me for a drink and we do the "Bottoms Up" shoot. Fill her glass with heart-shaped jizz cubes, allow them to melt, and she shotguns it.

Paging Haley Young! Sasha Knox!