Mr. Derek Andrew Hay deigns to lower himself to the masses and thank people for their efforts in shutting down PWL, a site that began as DerekAndrewHay dot com.

On behalf of everyone from XPT who joined us and took a stand against the Donkey, this is our response:


I'm speaking for no one but myself and my XPT cohorts here:

The GIRLS of LA Direct owe us no thanks. Doing right is its own reward, and, in full candor, our guys got involved because one of our own was targeted. This was when it was still DerekAndrewHay dot com, and Derek wasn't lifting a finger to help anyone, not even his own.

At first, we couldn’t do much beyond spamming the Donkey and asking the questions no one dared ask. And we did it by ourselves. Some of the things we questioned, we got wrong. Many more, we’re now seeing, we got right. Still, when everyone else was ducking for cover, when the mere mention of the Donkey was a bannable offense on XPT, we harassed the enemy.

All the while, Derek did nothing.

It wasn’t long before we joined efforts with like-minded folks: First Spiegler, a guy most of us didn’t know from Adam. Then South, with whom I’d worked before and was glad to work with again. Then, God Bless Him, an out-and-out lunatic named Sean Tompkins launched “The REAL Porn Wiki Leaks” and then the snowball became an avalanche.

All the while, Derek did nothing.

Along the way, we found allies amongst those we’d had differences before: Cindi Loftus, who is sometimes too fair to people, but threw the gauntlet down when it mattered. Monica Foster, someone I once deemed too unstable to get the Donkey’s intellius report but whose tenacity (especially with Tara and Fattarossi) were crucial to the joint effort. Michael Whitacre, whom I only knew as “the guy who hates Lubben,” but who put aside his differences with South for the common good. Mercedes Ashley, without whom we probably would have never heard of Sean.

All the while, Derek did nothing.

Ending the Donkey’s reign was a joint effort from the very beginning. It’s noteworthy that this effort began, in large part, because a few pervs on a porn board, without resources to speak of, didn’t like how their friend and others were treated on a board called “Derek Andrew Hay dot com,” while the actual Derek Andrew Hay did nothing.

Nor is it strange that XPT took the lead in this. The record demonstrates that, since 2007, we have done more to ridicule the Donkey than any others. Next time you take a gander at www.donnylongisaconvictedfelon.com, remember that the “Howdy Donkey” graphic was created by an XPT poster from Puerto Rico named “El Glorioso” (or L.G., as we like to call him.) Remember that half of the criminal convictions listed there were found by XPT members. Remember that we were the ones to fuck with him when he named all his girls “Long,” when he opened that matchstick “studio on Adolf “Hitter’s” birthday. We’ve had the Donkey in our sights for many years. And all the while, Derek and his messenger boy did nothing.

But, getting rid of PWL isn’t about thanks, or credit, or kudos or anything of the kind. In truth, every last one of us at XPT wishes to avoid it. We know that the girls at LA Direct owe no one their thanks. They were powerless. What we did was simply what we would do even if one of our own wasn’t targeted as a means of getting at Derek, when Derek, being Derek, did nothing.

Derek, I can’t speak for anyone but myself and the guys who’ve been working with me, but your “thanks” rings as hollow as some of the PWL posters’ “apologies.

Lastly, let me make it abundantly clear that, as long as the Donkey refuses to take down the Spiegler site and film jobs, we do not consider any agreement binding. Not for the Donkey, not for his minions. There are people who have been XPT members from the very beginning we know have posted there and NOT with the intent to mess with the Donkey. You know who you are, and some of you have already seen the warnings. And we’re coming after you. XPT not only knows better, it DOES better. In my book, you guys posting there, betraying one of our own, is as heinous as Derek Andrew Hay doing nothing.

It's an absolutely depressing story, and the ultimite victims are the PW's. First, his, then everyone else.

Mr. Hay could have done something about it, when this was just about him, but chose to do nothing. His thanks ring hollow.

His girls need not thank us (the larger, collective "us") for what Mr. Hay should have done in the first place.

Nah, screw that, he should take some snaps of his PWs w/ "THANKS" on one butt cheek and "XPT" on the other, and put them up on her. If they had a sharpie in the starfish, that would be a plus.

I'm glad PWL is gone, because we regain our status as the worst group of degenerates on a porn board.

Yep. And the fact that "the worst group of degenerates on a porn board" were the first ones to stand up to these pricks, when Derek Hay did nothing, speaks volumes. not about us, but about Derek.

Well, while the group counseling sessions seem to have had some impact, the patting on the backs - or stroking of each others' cocks - has an amount of pathos rarely seen here. Groups forming left and right, for self-gratification and whatever else is crammed in there. And for freedom of speech. Nonetheless. Entertaining.

Does he still run LA direct or did he sell it or step down? Seems I read something somewhere about him not being the HNIC over there any more.

you should blog... maybe get in touch with the ford chick?... and i mean in the good touch type way. maybe she needs an intern type.

I dunno. The inside stories will only pass by. Although I doubt most porn bloggers are connected in the in and out biz.

no, Derek is definitely still running LA Direct. lol

OK, wherever I read that, it struck me as strange.

Indirect hooking ads. On XPT. Business as usual.

I'd like to see Hay and Donkey go at it in a boxing ring without the gloves. Lotta limp Knoxted slapping and crying instead of fighting.

Fukken Donkey is a pussy. He went out with his tail between his leg. I expected more from him, like a suicide bomb attack.

DL is like a Herpetic canker. He'll be back.

Fuck, throw in WarMachine and make it a "fans bring the weapons, no D.Q. three-way-dance" and we may just be able to rid the world of three dipshits in one fell swoop.

You can hate "WarMachine" all you like, and I do too, but make no mistake about it, that guy would kill both Hay and the Donkey. In less than a minute most likely.

WM is a douche, but he would fucking murder either one of those guys.
I was hoping Christian and Donny were gonna scrap at some point. If i go to Thailand in September, I'll be sure to sucker-punch him.

Yeah, but remember the stipulations here, fellas. Derek and Donny, would inevitably have to work together. Maybe if some rabid fans threw Donny a cheese grater and Derek a bundle of lightubes, then they could team up to destroy warmachine before having to square off against each other.

Hell, if you really want to even the odds, have Vince Russo book it and make it an "Evan Seinfeld On a Pole" match.

You'd have to make it barb wire ropes, so when some one eventually got shoved we'd get some blood during the slap fight.

War Machine probably learning to suck cock pretty good in the joint. So, if the rumors are true, he'd prolly be on Derek's team.

Make it a No-rope Barbwire, Last Man to Contract Hepatitus Wins.

@paperchase
Thanx. It feels more homey here, like the hate can flow with less mitigation. I'm still a fan of the peanut-gallery known as LIB, but I think I might be hanging around here a little more often, if that's ok with the rest of you fuckers.

Don't post pics of shit or naked kids. Don't give Brandon Irons any respect. Keep the "N" word use to a minimum. Don't be too hard on Figgs, zing him now and then, but he's good posting pics and gifs, so we don't wanna run him off by brow beating. If you don't like Panzer crap, ignore it, he feeds off negative reinforcement.


Other than that stuff, its your oyster brutha. Culture a pearl or shove it up the ass of the first guy that looks at ya funny.

Oh, and we have threads around somewhere for titties, butts, anuses, and piss flaps. See anything interesting in your travels around the internets and feel free to put some pics in them. There is a pic posting tutorial stickied somewhere.

Don't forget ChristianXXX, the self appointed Master of Intimidation.

When it comes to females who have him on their NO list, of course.

Do a search for the Jet Tits thread. Some of our finest work.

Oh, I've been actively lurking for about four years, so I know the legends of Jet-tits, AC Cream, etc.

Thanks for the tips, Jerkules. I already took a shot at panzer. Sorry, I figured it some sort of rite of passage or something.

Figgs never bothered me. Just a harmless perv who puts together Gundam........Hold it, I'm not sure if I'm starting to insult him right now, so I'll stop.

Brandon is one of the only ones that I'd have trouble giving shit to because the dude takes all the shit in stride. Makes it less fun.

When it comes to the obvious douchers like Evan Seinfeld, Porno Dan, etc., the hate flows much more freely.

I'd like to thank everyone for the warm welcomes. I thought there was some kind of hazing process or something

Only ones that get hazed are the ones that don't get it and therefore deserve it. Your cliff notes version of XPT on LIB was pretty much spot on and made you a sought after free agent.

And to reiterate what I said last weekend, I accept the fact that I am a "scumfuck", but I denounce being called a racist.

I was talking about Speedman, Durden, Jig, and anyone else who only seem to come out of the woodwork when the black folk are mentioned. I almost want to add JasonH to that list, but his shit makes me laugh, racist or not. Hell, I tell and laugh at racist jokes all the time, but it's clearly satire and not hate.

****Tritone, this does not make me a supporter of your nonsense.

Well, gonna close the smut shack in about ten minutes here, so I'll see you fuckers in the morning.

No hazing. Only for people not getting it. Not in my case. This is quite a warm welcome for XPT, almost makes me think about that there's too much respect and too little aggression here overall again. But yeah, the recruitment post on LukeIsBack or wherever I also read and thought some mods here were having a go at it. Not bad. When it's all warm and fuzzy, there should be some actual bashing to no end go on once more. It's quiet. The PWL stuff is getting boring. I'm going to do something on an old aquaintance of the board soonish...

Pipe, if we were still doing the star thing, guaranteed he'd have one star and have to build his way back up. And if this wasn't a slow day, there'd be a couple of "Stop posting" messages too.

Fair. I just wouldn't want the ADT attitude pandemic here.

You can call me a racist all you want, Fartz (and a scumfuck too). Just glad you are here.



....and the hamster nut is a real good pal of mine. I have met two people IRL from here and he is one of 'em.

I'm confused. Are you talking about me?

@Tatty
Thanx. Conquistador seems like a decent dude 90% of the time, but sometimes it seems like the internet upsets him too much. Figgs posts in AWOP were definitely lulzy and worthy of criticism, but goddamn, Conq just about wished death on the guy.

Other than myself and maybe Bornyo and Lou I think Conq has wished death onto about every poster here at some point or another. I wouldn't take it personally unless you are also getting anonymous packages of dead hamster hearts with nails driven through them as well.

Yes, Fartz, he most likely meant you. Feel the warmth.

The only warmth I'm feeling is coming from the blast I just buried in the work chair.

But if Steezo wants me to stop posting, I will.

I'm thinking you're not quite getting it yet.

Or he's just an ADTler with some beef rotting away.

and taste the flavor.welcome aboard.

Hay is just glad pwl is gone so people aren't reminded of his homo scenes in the past.

Yeah, damned homos!

Fagz you are trying way to hard,,Best just to shut it for a while..!!

But one thing you do not want to fuck with is this Jew/Nazi..As you can see he is one bad mother-fuckin Dude..

As for the Fucking Hamster Tard guy...Truely one of the lowest pieces of human garbage you will ever find..He used to post pictures of that Pig-Sty he lived in..And if you have ever had a fucking hamster those fucking things fucking stink..True vermin.
He should of stuck to his gaming thread...I met him too,,,with a steel fucking pipe thats why the retard hasn't been around lately...
Mother fucker wants to PM me kiddy porn..Its steel pipe time..!!!



Yea I'm Fucked

^Fartz, please in no way take the above post to heart. Pretend it doesn't exist. When Richard isn't making up stories about killing dogs, he's boohooing about his alcohol problem.

Thanks for the heads up, Tatty, but I'm well aware of Hungwell, his history, and his agenda.

Pipedream-

I know you're obssessed with ADT, but give it a rest. I could give a fuck about what you think. I posted at ADT briefly in 08 and when that Crucifixo Jones idiot lashed out at me, and I realized I couldn't respond properly because his "board cred" pretty much gave him free reign to be an ass undisputed, I gave up on that fucking high school lunchroom.

Please, in your "open-mic-night-full-of-Sasha-Grey's" style of posting, tell me how I'm so fucking ADTish, or as you would say, "ADTlish". Maybe you should go ahead and start a thread and call out everybody here who actually posts on ADT. It'll lengthen the stream of your cumshot, guaranteed.

Is this what you refer to as "feeling the warmth?"

Because right now, I'm reaching for my fucking sweater.

Cuntling, I don't give a fuck about ADT or their shit. You could give a fuck. You probably don't know what you typed up there. Basic illiteracy. So you don't get it. Tough shit. Feel the comedy.

Well, I'm laughing, so...... comedy felt? Seriously, what is there to "get"? You throw out tepid insults. If, I don't respond, I'm a pussy who "doesn't get it". If I do respond, I still somehow "don't get it". If you're going to impersonate Lou's insult-style, at least do the man some justice. Your shit's just boring.

I was invited here. And just like any other party I get invited to IRL, when the dickholes show up, I hit the road. So, go ahead and take the last word here, Sasha, I'm dying to get a good laugh out of your failed art-scene ramblings. In the meantime, thanks, you sucessfully killed a few minutes of my downtime.

"Cuntling" should be a new user title.

There's no point bashing this one. It'd be really tiresome. Next.

So we got regulars fighting with the new guy named "fartz"? As if we get new people to begin with.

:facepalm:

The only ADT type residue is charin over Gag Factor. That's the baseline of fanboi pathetic here.

My welcome was tame. If he pisses off because he can't handle some minor bitching, how would this place turn out different than a second ADT fanboy heaven in the long run? More people, sure. They should bring something though. Read carefully what the guy replied to what again and tell me it's missing nothing with a straight online face.

I am very offended that I was called a racist. I have no problem with the Jews, the Blacks, the Arabs, the Mexicans, or the Asians. When I was in college I let a black guy use my bathroom. Would a racist do something like that? I also I have an autograph from Karl “The Mailman” Malone.

Like I said before, I don’t hate anyone. I understand what these groups are, and I treat them accordingly. It breaks my heart when I hear some story on the news about some young colored boy being shot over gold teeth and a chain, or when an Orthodox Jew channels his inner John Wayne Gacy, and kills a young hebe. I get so worked up by these heinous crimes I go out drinking and line dancing.

You can call me many things drunk, a gambling degenerate, insane, and even pasty but don’t call me a racist.