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#52488 - 09/01/04 08:17 PM Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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After seeing the disturbing picture of rob longshot from the meatholes shoot i couldn't quite put my finger on what it was that made me feel so uneasy about longshot, then it hit me a few days ago. He is a bobcat ewok with the forearms of a 8 year old girl. (this has been told before to a few people but belongs in the cage)

Bobcat goldthwait

PLUS

Black Ewok

EQUALS

Rob "Freak show, nerd with a smile of someone with downs syndrome" Longshot


Side note in this picture gen padova looks like the teacher from matilda that horrible kids movie i had to sit through with my kid last week. As pictured below.




Edited by smelly monkey (09/01/04 08:19 PM)
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#52489 - 09/01/04 08:25 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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haha, wow, those are some PUNY arms hes got...
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#52490 - 09/01/04 08:28 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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haha, wow, those are some PUNY arms hes got...





. He is trying to bring the goth harley davidson salesman look into fashion. What a freak, no wonder the only place he can get work is for a broke fraud like rob black, i can shoot hoops with his checks.
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#52491 - 09/03/04 09:06 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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You have no reason to live.

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#52492 - 09/03/04 09:53 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
pornloser78 Offline
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well he made you post did'nt he?
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#52493 - 09/03/04 10:48 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Quote:

well he made you post did'nt he?



It's not much of a life when the high point of the day is posting a note about one of Gen's friends that is so obnoxious that she replies even if she doesn't really have the time or interest.
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#52494 - 09/03/04 03:58 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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You have no reason to live.





This coming from a person who let themselves get pissed on for $50. I never found you attractive at all, you know this but i respected your right to post here without being insulted and did that, then you take shots at me when you know i can't respond, at least i do it when you have a voice to respond with, i don't plan on making a slug fest between you and i unless you press the issue.

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It's not much of a life when the high point of the day is posting a note about one of Gen's friends that is so obnoxious that she replies even if she doesn't really have the time or interest.





Ahh i should've known the snake in the grass would make an appearance on this thread, this is coming from a guy who feels the need to Email the adults everytime someone says something a little politically incorrect and who takes this board far too seriously. Reality and board, don't mix the two together snakey grass.
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#52495 - 09/03/04 04:06 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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yeah, but getting her goat is
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#52496 - 09/03/04 04:22 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
JRV Offline
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Quote:

then you take shots at me when you know i can't respond



Everyone took shots at you while you were banned the most recent time.

Quote:

this is coming from a guy who feels the need to Email the adults



I don't email adults reminders about not chasing off talent or newbies.
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#52497 - 09/03/04 04:30 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Everyone took shots at you while you were banned the most recent time.





That wasn't what i had a problem with, those who took shots at me do it to me when i was posting, it was the "we don't have a problem with you then when you're gone, i hate that fucker" shit , thats why both gen and rob are at the bottom of the food chain in porn because its bad enough to deal with that two faced attitude from porn stars that are attractive let alone from the horrendously ugly ones.

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I don't email adults reminders about not chasing off talent or newbies.




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#52498 - 09/03/04 05:53 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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Look you asshole!!! 50$ bucks to get pissed on is fine with me you dip shit. I would have done it for free!

In recent other piss activities at Extreme I've told Rob Black he doesn't have to pay me. Ask Longshot, he's a witness! I enjoy that shit and many other things. So fuck you that I enjoy something you don't understand, respect or enjoy yourself.

Get over the petty things and move on with your little pathetic life!!! My 50 dollar piss scene followed by my first boy/girl scene is my own fucking business. I'll admit I did the scene for under standard rate but do you see that I really fucking care too much about the money??? OBVIOUSLY NOT!!!

It's not about people taking advantage of me either. Cuz that shit doesn't happen. Keep fucking with me you asshole, cuz you're taking my grounds and it won't be pretty.

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#52499 - 09/03/04 06:00 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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And what the hell do you mean "take shots at you when I know you can't respond?" Poor fucking baby even though I don't recall any of this.

First off, on this board I never made an effort to make conversation with you until you sent me a PM asking me questions in hopes that you weren't bothering me as if I really cared cuz if I did I would have said something. You know how I speak my mind.

Lastly, I'm not pressing any issues, you brought up my own business on what I choose to do in this industry. YOU DONT PRESS THE FUCKING ISSUE BUDDY!!

I don't do porn to please every person in this world... that's impossible obviously. I do this shit to enjoy my every minute and irritate assholes like you with my hideous ways, so choke on it bastard.

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#52500 - 09/03/04 06:12 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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YES. Monkey 1 Gen 0.

Sent you a pm asking if i bothered you?. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. This puts all those negative messages you make about swami into perspective big time, i sent maybe 1-2 PMs like 3 months ago, asking you, swami and chico why don't you love me when all i do is love, i care for my family and earn a living,pay taxes and like cigars, etc as a joke to myself when i was bored. Same shit i sent you i sent to those two fags, if i seem soft then i get a reaction as was the case with all three of you, if you fear im going to insult you at every chance then i get nothing. You thought i was being serious?. I think i popped my fayner from laughing so hard. I think you have a urine infection in your ear if you believe i really cared if you liked me or not. When have i ever being serious on this board?. Why would i be serious to someone i called disgusting right off the bat when i first started posting here. Dear god.


Edited by smelly monkey (09/03/04 06:14 PM)
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#52501 - 09/03/04 06:28 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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I never took you seriously... and I never said I did take you seriously. I just basicaly stated what you said in one PM you sent me a long ass time ago, THATS ALL. Do you not know how to comprehend what you read?

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#52502 - 09/03/04 06:31 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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Quote:

you sent me a PM asking me questions in hopes that you weren't bothering me





I responded to what you wrote.
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#52503 - 09/03/04 06:38 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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Now that you've revealed yourself, don't be a pussy when you see me face to face. Be a man you little fag and talk to me the way you do on here and see who's the big guy.

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#52504 - 09/03/04 06:41 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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Now that you've revealed yourself, don't be a pussy when you see me face to face. Be a man you little fag and talk to me the way you do on here and see who's the big guy.




(tears of laughter) all 4-3 70 pounds of you.
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#52505 - 09/03/04 06:46 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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I only laugh along with you thinking how much of an idiot you make of yourself.

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#52506 - 09/03/04 06:47 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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Quote:

I only laugh along with you thinking how much of an idiot you make of yourself.





Hey so do i iron mike padova.
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#52507 - 09/04/04 12:32 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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see
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#52508 - 09/09/04 09:08 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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hey monkey if you keep pushing Gen like that,you will lose your only Black friend
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#52509 - 09/09/04 01:14 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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Look you asshole!!! 50$ bucks to get pissed on is fine with me you dip shit. I would have done it for free!

In recent other piss activities at Extreme I've told Rob Black he doesn't have to pay me. Ask Longshot, he's a witness! I enjoy that shit and many other things. So fuck you that I enjoy something you don't understand, respect or enjoy yourself.

Get over the petty things and move on with your little pathetic life!!! My 50 dollar piss scene followed by my first boy/girl scene is my own fucking business. I'll admit I did the scene for under standard rate but do you see that I really fucking care too much about the money??? OBVIOUSLY NOT!!!

It's not about people taking advantage of me either. Cuz that shit doesn't happen. Keep fucking with me you asshole, cuz you're taking my grounds and it won't be pretty.




I just have to say I love you Gen. You are so much like my own little girl.
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#52510 - 09/09/04 05:20 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

hey monkey if you keep pushing Gen like that,you will lose your only Black friend





HAHAHAHAAHAH. Black people suck, the gne shit is a long story its not like im taking shots at her for the sake of taking shots at her, the is reason to my madness or something similar.
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#52511 - 09/09/04 06:05 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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Smelly Monkey is Wanker Wang AKA Chico Wang AKA slave to porn

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#52512 - 09/09/04 06:28 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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What makes you think that gen? Is this true Monkey?
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#52513 - 09/09/04 06:31 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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Smelly Monkey won't admit it. He has a hard time admitting he hates even being associated with porn. Look at the shit he says he can't stand about porn.

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#52514 - 09/09/04 06:33 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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I think he told me last he was Jenna or her assistant
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#52515 - 09/09/04 06:44 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
kyoto Offline
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since people true identities are being revealed I guess I should also.

I'm Teagan Presley

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#52516 - 09/09/04 06:49 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Damn that's why i was oddly attracted to you as well Kyoto
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#52517 - 09/09/04 07:38 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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I'm Brian and sos my wife

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#52518 - 09/09/04 07:49 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

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im jesus christ, lucifer and the pickle in your big mac.
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#52519 - 09/09/04 07:55 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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I'm the earwig burrowing into your brain.


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#52520 - 09/09/04 08:05 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
kyoto Offline
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Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

I'm the earwig burrowing into your brain.





Do you sit around all day stealing pics from other sites to post here? You haven't had an original post since you registered here. I may need to rape you. That usually keeps people in check.

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#52521 - 09/09/04 08:05 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Rob Longshot Offline
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i am the hijacker on your plane
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#52522 - 09/09/04 08:21 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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Quote:

Smelly Monkey won't admit it. He has a hard time admitting he hates even being associated with porn. Look at the shit he says he can't stand about porn.






Grab those eggs on the table and lets find out. Thanks DB


side note: rob i mean this in the best possible way, please die and now. No offense.


Edited by smelly monkey (09/09/04 08:22 PM)
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#52523 - 09/09/04 08:22 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I'm the earwig burrowing into your brain.





Do you sit around all day stealing pics from other sites to post here? You haven't had an original post since you registered here. I may need to rape you. That usually keeps people in check.




You should go talk to Smartt if you want to rape or get raped. I'm not into the whole Jew steal your money rape you while your not looking thing.

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#52524 - 09/09/04 09:31 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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It looks more logic that YOU die now since you're the one that's unhappy working in this industry knowing that there's no hope for you in the "real" world. Didn't mommy and daddy tell you that it wasn't 100% guaranteed once you finished UCLA you'd get a job in the big world without having to resort to porn?

I'm so sorry you had to find out the hard way.

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#52525 - 09/09/04 09:34 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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It looks more logic that YOU die now since you're the one that's unhappy working in this industry knowing that there's no hope for you in the "real" world. Didn't mommy and daddy tell you that it wasn't 100% guaranteed once you finished UCLA you'd get a job in the big world without having to resort to porn?

I'm so sorry you had to find out the hard way.





This si so stupid that i will have to use smileys to pick it apart.

(me) (gen's logic)


Where you got the idea that i hate porn i have no idea.
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#52526 - 09/10/04 09:56 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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Didn't mommy and daddy tell you that it wasn't 100% guaranteed once you finished UCLA you'd get a job in the big world




Didn't you get a degree in biochem? If so, then it would be a 100% guarantee you get a job. At least down here in San Diego. But if you want to do porn thats fine.
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#52527 - 09/10/04 10:20 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
JRV Offline
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Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Quote:


Didn't mommy and daddy tell you that it wasn't 100% guaranteed once you finished UCLA you'd get a job in the big world




But if you want to do porn thats fine.



Ding! Give the man a biscuit - this has come up before, and you got it right. The Search feature at the top of the page is your friend.

As for Gen's quote, Wanker went to UCLA too, but I don't know if he actually graduated, or if it was a "real" degree or not. Merely going to school or a degree in P.E. (or whatever jocks do these days) doesn't guarantee a job.
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#52528 - 09/10/04 03:13 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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aka Gen Padova
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I'm not the topic of the conversation. And I wasn't 100% guaranteed employment after school... that's false advertisement cuz anything can happen. It could be true but I don't remember any of that kind of news. Perhaps wanker wang knows.

Fortunately the Medical Billing office that I worked at during college had it's own laboratory as well in which I was promoted to work in the lab my last year of schooling. But it wasn't with the help of the school... just the help of myself and a friend I knew in high school.

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#52529 - 09/10/04 07:38 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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When i was a smack addict in the mid 90's i used to earn my money singing/playing guitar at a train station, i only knew one song and played it for 4-6 hours a day at the same spot. It was american life in the summertime and now everytime i hear it (which isn't frequently thank god) i breaking into a tears and begin to sweat a lot. A little insight, thats all, Its all about learning, you know.
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#52530 - 09/11/04 06:05 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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I'll tell you one thing, Rob's slacking on promoting Extreme. Back in July I contacted him about sending screeners for review on xxxporntalk & he said sure. A month goes by and nada. So then I PM him again and he gets testy. Now it's a full 2 months later now & I'm STILL waiting. wtf, Rob, it's your loss...
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#52531 - 09/11/04 06:50 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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When i was a smack addict in the mid 90's i used to earn my money singing/playing guitar at a train station, i only knew one song and played it for 4-6 hours a day at the same spot. It was american life in the summertime and now everytime i hear it (which isn't frequently thank god) i breaking into a tears and begin to sweat a lot. A little insight, thats all, Its all about learning, you know.




I used to do the same. I'd wear hoop earing with little glass beads hanging from them, so people would like me.

Sometimes I imagine I was Beck during the poor years. But then Bob Dylan creeps into my dream and steals my earings. He is gay, you know.
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#52532 - 09/11/04 07:43 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Rob Longshot Offline
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i never got testy.... sorry if it came off that way.

we were just trying to get together a new screener list as our old one was lost with a computer that died a rather nasty death.

i should be finally sending some out this or next week for Taste That ASs!!!
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#52533 - 09/11/04 10:28 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

When i was a smack addict in the mid 90's i used to earn my money singing/playing guitar at a train station, i only knew one song and played it for 4-6 hours a day at the same spot. It was american life in the summertime and now everytime i hear it (which isn't frequently thank god) i breaking into a tears and begin to sweat a lot. A little insight, thats all, Its all about learning, you know.




I used to do the same. I'd wear hoop earing with little glass beads hanging from them, so people would like me.

Sometimes I imagine I was Beck during the poor years. But then Bob Dylan creeps into my dream and steals my earings. He is gay, you know.




LOL
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#52534 - 09/11/04 11:39 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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i never got testy.... sorry if it came off that way.

we were just trying to get together a new screener list as our old one was lost with a computer that died a rather nasty death.

i should be finally sending some out this or next week for Taste That ASs!!!




Computers suck... I 'm sure you have to weed out the scammers anyway...so we cool...
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#52535 - 09/11/04 12:40 PM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
ywah, we got so many requests for screeners, we have to figure out whos legit and who just wants free porn.
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#52536 - 09/12/04 05:05 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
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Longshot is an two faced asshole and he picked the wrong face to use. I promise the board this, one day i will urinate on rob longshot. Maybe not anytime soon but before im dust it will happen.

(me) (rob longshot)
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#52537 - 09/12/04 05:48 AM Re: Rob Longshot= bobcat ewok?
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
monkey, say what you will... it really isnt worth mine or anyone elses time.

if you would say these things as yourself it would carry a slight bit more worth... but instead it is done under the protection of another psuedonym...

it isnt worth wasting my energy on it.
i have more important things to do.
the more everyone argues with you the more it feeds you.

i know reality from the bullshit, and thats all i care about. i dont air dity laundry in public... its not my style. as long as i know what reality is... im cool with it.

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