After seeing the disturbing picture of rob longshot from the meatholes shoot i couldn't quite put my finger on what it was that made me feel so uneasy about longshot, then it hit me a few days ago. He is a bobcat ewok with the forearms of a 8 year old girl. (this has been told before to a few people but belongs in the cage)

Bobcat goldthwait

PLUS

Black Ewok

EQUALS

Rob "Freak show, nerd with a smile of someone with downs syndrome" Longshot


Side note in this picture gen padova looks like the teacher from matilda that horrible kids movie i had to sit through with my kid last week. As pictured below.