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#379063 - 12/06/08 02:25 AM
Ryan Knox Haiku's...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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A director scowls
His time and money wasted
Due to Ryan Knox
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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#379065 - 12/06/08 02:41 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Ryan Knox Mike Hash
Gia needs to buy them clothes
That aren't from Goodwill
Edited by superloads (12/06/08 03:08 AM)
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"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#379066 - 12/06/08 03:37 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Ryan Knox sucks
Much like his friend
They both drink urine.
Out of curiosity Gia, did he talk any shit to you there like he does to you here?
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#379068 - 12/06/08 10:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Rye Ann Flops(noun) Floppy thing no one likes.
Englebert Limperdick.(noun) Thing to throw rocks at. No not that kind.
Dyin Koxx,(noun) Thing that sits there and plays dead.
Lyin Koxx,(Lie)Things people say to errectfully explain when their "cock" plays possum.
Limpweenie Alfredouxx(??)Self Explanatory.
Isnt but should be, Lion Foxx a non existent creature that smokes too much roxx.
Ryanna Knocks(noun) Male? to female transgendered porn starlet covered in tattooes and is booze scented. In a recent interview she says "I was tired or being teased. SO I did what any man? with a extra useless body part would do. Tuck it back, tuck it in, and take in back."
Edited by electrostatic (12/06/08 11:22 AM)
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#379069 - 12/06/08 03:49 PM
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Tuck it back, tuck it in, and take in back."
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: [to a mirror] Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
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#379070 - 12/06/08 04:21 PM
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What a fucken hurtful, HURTFUL thread.
It's obvious Flop.. er Ryan is trying. He's even hanging
out with people that look more homeless than him. And he allowed Gia to take his picture. Sure he showed up late  with a guy that looks like a puke drooling bucket of AIDS but setting insults to poetry is just not called for.
I care Ryan, I really fucken do. Pm me.
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#379072 - 12/06/08 06:17 PM
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Another hurtful post...
Of course the Ry-guy knows what HAIKU means. You try blowing
longshoremen in your formative years and not picking up on some foreign slang. And vice versa. Ya think half the Jap fleet refers to his family as "Wharfwhore"(in the singular) for no reason?.
Think of the seals..and the whales.
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#379073 - 12/08/08 10:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Long and hard I sit here and wonder...
When us folks get spooked...
We just "knock on wood"...
Do you ever ponder...
What's Ryu N to do?...
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#379080 - 12/09/08 04:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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This thread should probably be locked.
I keep coming up with "haikus". It will never end. Its not nice but I have no self control.
Or to be fair we make a xpt member haikus thread this way it wont be pointing dierectly at someone.
Post you disfunctions at your own expense of course.
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#379081 - 12/11/08 10:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Ryan Knox awaits Flaccid micropenis wilts Piss bang clarifies 
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#379082 - 12/12/08 11:48 PM
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Adonis weeping
Jealous of Fort Knox
Golden ramrod pistons
Other studs flub
As Ryan reams, creams
And dreams of days of thunder
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#379089 - 12/13/08 11:48 AM
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I thought it was because he was unconscious and couldn't tell it was a woman. Looks like he's sleeping on his feet there.
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#379091 - 12/13/08 02:01 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Looks like he's sleeping on his feet there.
Speaking of sleeping, I'm sure we can all relate to how good it feels to sleep on the clock. Well there's actually a job out there that pays you to sleep with a Naked woman on your face!
Shit thee I not!
Look there's Broccoli Boy on the Left! I don't know if it gets any easier. Hey, it doesn't get Harder right? 
See if you can spot the Ironman catching his Zzzz's and a paycheck in this Where's Waldo of whores.
Trailer?
Edited by RyanKnox (12/13/08 02:03 PM)
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#379093 - 12/13/08 02:39 PM
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#379095 - 12/13/08 04:51 PM
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#379097 - 12/13/08 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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"Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively."
Syllables counted
Ryan answers with Haiku
Flubs many lines, d'oh!
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#379098 - 12/13/08 09:28 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#379101 - 12/13/08 11:42 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Uhhh....that's Ryan. Aren't you following this thread, Sir? Look as Claudio Meloni mouths, "Oh my God!" as he bears witness to Ryan's dental-destroying mouthfucking. Another "man," concealing his shame and inferiority beneath sunglasses, stares at his feet in deference to the animalistic superiority of Alpha Male Knox. A third bozo attempts to pat himself on the back in a moment of self-delusion, believing the awe of the crowd is somehow directed at him.
It was not. It was directed at Him......Knox. Ryan Knox. Graduate of the School of Hard Knocks and current President of the School of Hard Knox. He strained and veined his way to priaprismic popularity in short order, leaving his jealous ball-busting brethren in the dust.
He did not choose this fight. Nay, he is a peaceful warrior.....a warrior made of flesh and chisled bone.
Go ahead, Mr. President. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!
Do you ever go back and read your rants sober and then scratch your head wondering why it made so much more sense at the time?
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#379103 - 12/14/08 12:26 AM
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It's becoming obvious to me that "Ryan Knox" is one of Brandon's alt i.d.'s. Face it anyone who takes dildo's up their ass ain't gonna post here. (Except Christian). Come to think of it the real Ryan is probably the guy from the one man one jar video making the rounds lately.
And he has conversations with them. Ryan. Mark_J. Forget the herp, dude. Get that schizophrenia under control.
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#379114 - 12/14/08 04:28 PM
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Either the advanced encephalitis is really having an impact
on your posting abilities or Brandon is absolutley rockin the hand up the ass puppet routine. Either way.. well done Flopsy.
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