This post is for my wife, for tonight, on the occasion of our 9th year of marriage, and our 10th year together.

After all the nastiness you've all thrown at us, I thought some tenderness might be in order, even here on xxxporntalk.com.

If you hate tenderness...you don't have to read this.

You have been warned.

A LETTER TO THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD, ON OUR 9TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY...

Happy Anniversary, darling.

I love you more than you will ever know.

It seems we have failed at entering this business on our own terms. None of these people understand, or want to understand, the beauty that is you, and the happiness that is us.

It seems we are the only two people left in the world who enjoy sex for the sake of sex, not to get drugs, money, fame, Jesus, or an invitation to Heaven by abstaining.

Everyone is using sex for something else, and that's sad.

Nobody just wants to let us fuck, and fuck other people, on camera. This failure is so ironic.

Everyone wants to tear us apart, and turn you into something undesirable for their own selfish cravings.

But just because we failed at this, doesn't mean we're unlucky.

I still love you as much as I did when we first married, and I will be with you forever.

I will be with you when we both get red spots all over our foreheads, and we can't remember how to go to the bathroom anymore.

I will be with you when your boobs flop around your knees, and your dentures sit on the sink next to mine.

I will be with you, holding your wrinkled hand in mine, hearing every word you say in the hospital, even when you have tubes shoved down your throat and can't talk, but only gurgle.

You are the most beautiful, kindest, most honest and caring woman that has ever walked this earth,

...the years have flown by...

...and I still love you.

Happy Anniversary, darling.

Michael