if you've ingested five grams of mushrooms this evening and watched a mid 50's couple crash a party and do lines of blow on top of your buddy's microwave then have sloppy mid-50's coked-out drunk sex on the same buddy's vintage drum kit when they thought they had locked the back door but in reality the door was open and we shielded neighbouring boys from witnessing the horror by luring the fornicators into an awaiting taxi with false promises of freebase in exchange for a largely unpaid for ride to somewhere downtown this happened to me tonight

Does it count if you were the mid 50's couple? Without the drum kit?

next time something like that happens, kindly record it with your digicam and post it on net for my wanking pleasure.