There was a model who was willing to do a "special job" for me....but she lost interest while I was accumulating inventory. My only other options are to start my own sperm bank or make CANADIAN BUKKAKE: ICE ICE BABY BATTER a reality. Yes, it will feature an homage to Janine Lindemulder's classic ice dildo scene from Andrew Blake's HIDDEN OBSESSIONS. Popsicles will melt inside one lucky woman's rectum before they are liquified for consumption after a colossal cumfart. Think of it as a human Slurpee machine. Preference will be given to models who can closely imitate Apu saying, "Thank you! Come again!" each time a stream is released.

I've upped the ante since the earlier pics were taken.




Now, I know there are some savvy investors here. I want to assure you that this will most likely shatter sales records for PIRATES, TOP GUNS, and FASHIONISTAS combined.

Let the bidding begin!