I lived a Summer in Wildwood NJ after I graduated from high school. The worse week all summer is the one where the town got flooded with French Canadians from Quebec on vacation. They were just obnoxious fuckers. The people I used to party with that also were seasonal workers all said it was general policy to serve them old food and give them shitty seating whenver possible. The only week the locals didn't complain about shoebies was when the frognadians were in town.
They have a tramcar that runs up and down the length of the boardwalk that beeps and has a recording playing over a bullhorn speaker " Watch the Tramcar, Please!". The thing travels at like 3 MPH. One of the french canadians got hit by it and sued becasue he claimed he didn't understand the english warning or apparently the 100 decibel beeping.
The chicks from quebec were chain smoking whores though. Cigarettes were like half price in NJ compared to canada and they chain smoked like , well, fiends. It was a Wildwood tradition that you could get them drunk, date rape them and dump them under the boardwalk without getting in trouble.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tramcar_%28Wildwood%29