You may not pay Sammura in crack.
She has to much crack as it is.

If I win the auction I invision the blowjob to go like this.
Sammura down on her knees...looking all pissed off....
SAMMURA: Take down ya' pants CRACKA'!!
SAMMURA: C'mon dammit I aint gots all day!
PHATBOY: I'm shy, please try to be patient.
SAMMURA: FUCK!! What the fuck is that? A pink jelly bean?
PHATBOY: It is'nt erect yet..I'm sorry if..
SAMMURA: Shut up CRACKA' Sit your white ass down and shut the fuck up!
SAMMURA: God damn mutha' fucka' aint nobody ever told you to shave dem balls??!!
PHATBOY: O.K. I'm ready!!
SAMMURA: God damn CRAKA' howd' dat little thang get so big??
PHATBOY: SHUT UP BITCH! Question and answer is over!!!
SAMMURA: Gag,Gag,Cough...sluuurp Gag Gag Gag cough GAAAASP! AAHHHggg Ugg Gag Go easy CRAKA! Please CRAKA slow down, let a Ho get some.(GaG Choke!! Gasp Gag Gag !!!) air.
PHATBOY: Guess what Ho! It's nut time!
(PHATBOY proceeds to blast a Peter North sized load all over Sammura's face)
PHATBOY: Thanks Sammura that was a great blowjob. Heres the nineteen dollars and fifty five cents (All Nickles)
See you at church tonite bitch!
SAMMURA: Thanks PHATBOY...Save me a seat HONKY!
THE END