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#52421 - 09/01/04 07:47 PM Sammura Blowjob auction
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Now that sammura has come out from behind the shadows she has asked me to auction her mouth off for her. So i will try my best. This is the sammura blowjob auction thread, i will start the bidding at $0.01, if you want to spend more to have your penis in one of the dirtiest mouths in all of porn please just type in your bid, the auction will end in 7 days from the start of this thread. Bid hard and bid fast for the honor of a blow job from thug misses


Starting Bid $0.01

(no people who like to get a little rough with women's faces apply, CT, im looking in your direction)
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#52422 - 09/01/04 08:01 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Hell im bidding $5 and i will donate $3 to her donate to a crack hoe fund that she has on her website. I am attracted to sammura and her flabtastic ass.
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#52423 - 09/01/04 08:09 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Super Macho Man Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
Loc: 35-0 29KO
8.01$ fuckos! top that
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#52424 - 09/01/04 08:13 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Macho, is your avatar one of the fighters from the original Mike Tyson nintendo game?

I used to kick that Russian bastard's ass, the one that hit three times in a row each time. I must have been nine for fucks sake. That was twenty years ago.

BTT: I'd give her a sawbuck.
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#52425 - 09/01/04 08:21 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Super Macho Man Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
Loc: 35-0 29KO
He's not Russian, and you never beat him.
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#52426 - 09/01/04 11:47 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
LMFAO...what a putz
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#52427 - 09/02/04 03:08 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

LMFAO...what a putz




Who are you talking about, John?

You know you like Mike Tyson.

"I'm gonna fuck you 'till you love me white boy!" - Tyson at a press conference.

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#52428 - 09/02/04 03:14 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

He's not Russian, and you never beat him.




I'm not talking about your avatar. I'm talking about the Russian guy on the same game.

I used to win that game over and over when I was a little kid.
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#52429 - 09/02/04 03:34 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I'm not talking about U either...I'm talking about that putz's response to Your comment....Your comment was funny...his comment means he takes video games a lil TOO SERIOUSLY....LOL
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#52430 - 09/02/04 03:35 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Back to the auction Fucko's
My bid is $9.00 (Canadian)
And a coupon for a free family dinner at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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#52431 - 09/02/04 04:21 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Can we pay in crack or crank?

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#52432 - 09/02/04 04:59 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I'm not talking about U either...I'm talking about that putz's response to Your comment....Your comment was funny...his comment means he takes video games a lil TOO SERIOUSLY....LOL




Cool. I was almost reduced to tears . I mean come on, you already have perfect abs, please don't pick on me!

HAHA!! Only joking.

Peace.
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#52433 - 09/02/04 05:02 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Back to the auction Fucko's
My bid is $9.00 (Canadian)
And a coupon for a free family dinner at Kentucky Fried Chicken.




So that's about $6.89 US. Too late! I had already bid a sawbuck. Haha, Fuckos!!!
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#52434 - 09/02/04 07:55 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
I will bid a whole $10(Americano dollars, not that worthless Canadian crapola). Yes if Sammura pays me $10 I will let her suck my cock with her disgusting mouth. I'll throw in my jizz for free.
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#52435 - 09/02/04 12:17 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
You may not pay Sammura in crack.
She has to much crack as it is.

If I win the auction I invision the blowjob to go like this.
Sammura down on her knees...looking all pissed off....
SAMMURA: Take down ya' pants CRACKA'!!
SAMMURA: C'mon dammit I aint gots all day!
PHATBOY: I'm shy, please try to be patient.
SAMMURA: FUCK!! What the fuck is that? A pink jelly bean?
PHATBOY: It is'nt erect yet..I'm sorry if..
SAMMURA: Shut up CRACKA' Sit your white ass down and shut the fuck up!
SAMMURA: God damn mutha' fucka' aint nobody ever told you to shave dem balls??!!
PHATBOY: O.K. I'm ready!!
SAMMURA: God damn CRAKA' howd' dat little thang get so big??
PHATBOY: SHUT UP BITCH! Question and answer is over!!!
SAMMURA: Gag,Gag,Cough...sluuurp Gag Gag Gag cough GAAAASP! AAHHHggg Ugg Gag Go easy CRAKA! Please CRAKA slow down, let a Ho get some.(GaG Choke!! Gasp Gag Gag !!!) air.
PHATBOY: Guess what Ho! It's nut time!
(PHATBOY proceeds to blast a Peter North sized load all over Sammura's face)
PHATBOY: Thanks Sammura that was a great blowjob. Heres the nineteen dollars and fifty five cents (All Nickles)
See you at church tonite bitch!
SAMMURA: Thanks PHATBOY...Save me a seat HONKY!
THE END

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#52436 - 09/02/04 12:26 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#52437 - 09/02/04 02:00 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
$11 and i bring my own condom.
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#52438 - 09/02/04 05:40 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Just when I was starting to laugh at the Monkey-Smartt feud... this pops up... Sammura is one of the cooler gals in this biz. she shoots from the hip, is very attractive, and will actaually chat with the fans.
This board is already down to just three regular adult starlets posting in Angelica, Sammura and Asspiper's least favorite gal... lets not run off another gal.

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#52439 - 09/02/04 05:46 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Just when I was starting to laugh at the Monkey-Smartt feud... this pops up... Sammura is one of the cooler gals in this biz. she shoots from the hip, is very attractive, and will actaually chat with the fans.
This board is already down to just three regular adult starlets posting in Angelica, Sammura and Asspiper's least favorite gal... lets not run off another gal.






For starters don't try and act like you know sammura, she has been sleeping in my garage for the past 2 months so i think i am more familiar with her then you and how is trying to get her work running her off the board, she built her name here and will now earn her living here. What is wrong with that, as long as their is a camera there everything is fine.
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#52440 - 09/03/04 06:28 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:


This board is already down to just three regular adult starlets posting in Angelica, Sammura and Asspiper's least favorite gal... lets not run off another gal.




No moron its the PM's and the phone calls at all hours of the night that scare them off.Get help freak.
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#52441 - 09/03/04 09:41 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
wow it's gonna be so cool when i walk to jeff booth in vegas(where most of you assholes will be) and watch yall standing turning red to scared to say shit.you all ready been reported to the fbi monkey all your doing is adding fuel to the fire.
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#52442 - 09/03/04 11:24 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

you all ready been reported to the fbi monkey all your doing is adding fuel to the fire.





Bitch i am the FBI, like steven segal, smartt and chico, im above the law. God i would love to be sued by sammura and then watch her just lose it at everyone, the judge, her lawyer, me, the jury. The stench would be unbearable.

(michael buffet walks into the ring with mic in hand) In the red corner weighing in at 70 pounds, undefeated in 3 pro fights, coming off a recent KO of porn viewers with good taste GEN PADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVRVRVRVRVRRVRVA and in the blue corner, the reigning heavyweight champion of the WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD weighting in at 160 pounds, with a professional record of 14-3 with 5 kos and 4 stench outs sammuraaaaaaaaaaa. and in the middle of the ring in a fetal postion , drowning in a pool of his own tears from a laughing fit is ellllllllllll samondooooooooooo monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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#52443 - 09/04/04 06:08 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
what do you mean sue. no stupid i just reporting all the sick shit you say to the fbi, you know your anti american, your stories about child abuse stuff like that.
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#52444 - 09/04/04 03:22 PM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

what do you mean sue. no stupid i just reporting all the sick shit you say to the fbi, you know your anti american, your stories about child abuse stuff like that.








I wish their was a prize for this kind of ignorance.
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#52445 - 09/07/04 03:27 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:




I wish their was a prize for this kind of ignorance.




The "DOCY" or "Drugged Out Cunt of the Year" award. I believe Taylor Rain already got that honor.

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#52446 - 09/09/04 05:34 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
LOL my boy luke posted this on his site.


Porn Star Sammura

Smelly Monkey writes: "Why haven't you posted anything on super sexy ghetto chick Sammura Shane? She is a huge fan favorite here at xxxporntalk and her ---- job auction thread in the cage is soaring up with price. Jump ahead of the curve."


And a link to this thread, so even with 470 hits from people who read here and the people that have clicked on the link from his site, no one is willing to pay more then $12 to have the misfortune of having their penis inside one the most disgusting human beings in the history of porn's mouth in sammura aka catfood and corn chips aka thug misses aka gary payton all up in the face aka hiv bubble bath and the list goes one. Auction has 2 days left.


current bid $12
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#52447 - 09/09/04 06:26 AM Re: Sammura Blowjob auction
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
SEE YOU TOLD ON YOURSELF DUMB BITCH. IF I AM A NOBODY IN THE PORN WORLD LIKE YOU SAID. AND YOUR NOT IN THE INDUSTRY LIKE YOU SAID. WHY WOULD LUKE TAKE THE TIME TO POST SOMETHING ABOUT ME ? THATS OK I WILL JUST EMAIL EVERY PORN MESSAGE BOARD AND GOSSIP SITE WHAT REALLY GOES ON HERE.
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