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#52362 - 09/01/04 04:30 PM Smartt must die thread
baja Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 08/16/04 Posts: 37	I am in the middle of a new bargaining agreement with the powers that by so i will make this short and sweet until a deal is struck. Smartt is a horror of a human being and when i posted here i never really fully understood how harmful he is to this site and how unbearable he is to read. He is universally hated among most readers yet he keeps coming back, clocking in 18 hour days at xxxporntalk and the other 6 hours he spends on other forums. I am interested to see what different ways the users of the board would like smartt to die. (disclaimer, the views shared by the monkey aren't those of xxxporntalk, please don't take his comments seriously, etc,etc,etc) You get the picture. Speaking of pictures PLUS TIMES EQUALS Gen "dog's breakfast face" Padova
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#52363 - 09/01/04 04:39 PM This thread must be deleted.
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	This thread must be deleted. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#52364 - 09/01/04 05:20 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
baja Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 08/16/04 Posts: 37	It gets deleted when you do. (smartt) (swami)
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#52365 - 09/01/04 05:20 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	one of the greatest threads ever!
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#52366 - 09/01/04 07:53 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Why not stick him on the next airplane some trrorist runs into a building? _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#52367 - 09/01/04 07:59 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Why not stick him on the next airplane some trrorist runs into a building? YES. Or as the hicks who called into country radio stations when the dixie chicks said they dislike bush. WHY NOT STRAP HIS ASS TO A BOMB THEN WHEN YOU FLY OVER AAAHHHH RAQ YOU CAN DROP THEM THERE. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#52368 - 09/02/04 05:37 AM Re: This thread must be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Ways smarTTboy can commit suicide rectally. 1) Inserting a box of brand new razor blades. 2) Felching a large venomous snake. 3) Drano enema. 4) Using a spool of razor wire as anal beads. 5) Holy water enema.
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#52369 - 09/02/04 05:47 AM Re: This thread must be deleted.
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	Quote: Ways smarTTboy can commit suicide rectally. 1) Inserting a box of brand new razor blades. 2) Felching a large venomous snake. 3) Drano enema. 4) Using a spool of razor wire as anal beads. 5) Holy water enema. this post is genius. you're the Stephen Hawking of posting
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#52370 - 09/02/04 01:57 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	My way would be to have smartt have his legs chained and dragged legs first naked on a gravel road down the middle of iraq by 3 imbred donkeys while having crazy iraqis hit him with their sandles. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#52371 - 07/14/05 07:25 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Bump this motherfucker. Die, you self-hating mulatto swine, and don't plug up the rest of the fucking drain for the rest of the fanboys to follow. _________________________
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#52372 - 07/14/05 07:31 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	Well shit on my dick, I'd be the first one to say clean house but that would probably mean my ass is gone By the way Smartt, that wasnt really your penis in those pictures you posted back in the day was it? That was just an enlarged, overstimulated, black woman's clit. You fucking disgust me and although I initially hoped that you would die from AIDS I no longer have that wish. Seeing recent advances in the treatment of the disease, and the fact that you will be fucking around much longer than I desire, I now hope you die from Ebola. Monkey, when you come back from the motherland please try to bottle up a little Ebola and send that shit via fed ex to smartt. Lets end Smart, and these fuckin threads already _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#52373 - 07/14/05 07:39 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	The fumigation has begun. I posited my theory that Smartt must die at the hands of a group of Brazilian trannies beating him to death with bags of quarters to the tune of "The Girl from Ipanema," but a little disease on top of that would serve him well. Having pieces of his body thrown about by Ebola-infected primates while his head is placed in a urinal in place of those little blue disinfectant cakes is also a possibility. Fucking hell, I've had it. I'm taking this place back. Not just the cage but the whole fucking place. We were fools to think we could create an oasis here. I'm going to set this fucking place on fire and any that don't die in the agony of the flames are going to be smoked out and ritualistically slain. I'm going to eat livers and spleen like savage fucking Cambodians and vomit on their children. _________________________
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#52374 - 07/14/05 08:04 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
BiG WoRM Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/03/05 Posts: 368	Quote: Well shit on my dick, I'd be the first one to say clean house but that would probably mean my ass is gone I'm with you coochie, I just hope that I don't find myself in -Arab's crosshairs. Best of luck to you smartt, I don't think Arab is going to forget about you anytime soon.
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#52375 - 07/14/05 10:07 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: The fumigation has begun. I posited my theory that Smartt must die at the hands of a group of Brazilian trannies beating him to death with bags of quarters to the tune of "The Girl from Ipanema," but a little disease on top of that would serve him well. Having pieces of his body thrown about by Ebola-infected primates while his head is placed in a urinal in place of those little blue disinfectant cakes is also a possibility. Fucking hell, I've had it. I'm taking this place back. Not just the cage but the whole fucking place. We were fools to think we could create an oasis here. I'm going to set this fucking place on fire and any that don't die in the agony of the flames are going to be smoked out and ritualistically slain. I'm going to eat livers and spleen like savage fucking Cambodians and vomit on their children. Arab, Are you sure you weren't in group with me back at Bragg? And by the way start the war, I just love that shit. Killing is what I trained for and was my business. And as they business was very good. It may just be time to rehone those skills. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#52376 - 07/15/05 05:26 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
DrCyclops AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/08/05 Posts: 565 Loc: Amazon Jungle	Can anyone join in on this verbal gang-rape? _________________________ "Fake Jenna -Get Fake Aurora to post here " -Cleetus VanDamme
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#52377 - 07/15/05 05:51 PM Re: This thread must be deleted.
DrCyclops AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/08/05 Posts: 565 Loc: Amazon Jungle	smartt's favorite song: Saxon's Denim and Leather -------------------------- Where were you in '79 when the dam began to burst Did you check us out down at the local show Were you wearing denim, wearing leather Did you run down to the front Did you queue for your ticket through the ice and snow Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free Did you read the music paper from the back and to the front Did you find out where to see your favorite band Did you listen to the radio every Friday night Did hang around your local record store Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free Do you dream of playing guitar or smashing up the drums Maybe you can learn to play the bass You can always be a singer like me and front the band When on the stage we wait at your command Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free It was you - that set the spirit free It was you - that put us here today It was you - that filled the concert halls It was you - that set the spirit free Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free Denim and Leather Brought us all together It was you that set the spirit free ______________________________________ Personally I like to replace the words Denim and leather With:Brazil/she-males/Joey Silvera/Trannies/Shims/Nacho/smartt (Take your pick) _________________________ "Fake Jenna -Get Fake Aurora to post here " -Cleetus VanDamme
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#52378 - 07/26/05 07:09 AM This thread will never be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I would like to see smartt swallow 50 fish hooks w / line. Then rip out his stomach and all of his intestines thru his mouth.
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#52379 - 07/26/05 07:38 AM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
pirate ADT regular Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 18 Loc: yargh	Yargh, why doesn't this surprise me? _________________________ Chicken Master is my boss
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#52380 - 07/26/05 07:53 AM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Yargh, why doesn't this surprise me? I am not suprised either by your homosexuality. Is the nautical theme a gay thing. Are you planning to be a part of the new "Village People". I guess I will never understand why so many of you faggots have such an affinity for the sea.
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#52381 - 07/26/05 07:57 AM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
pirate ADT regular Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 18 Loc: yargh	Quote: Quote: Yargh, why doesn't this surprise me? I am not suprised either by your homosexuality. Is the nautical theme a gay thing. Are you planning to be a part of the new "Village People". I guess I will never understand why so many of you faggots have such an affinity for the sea. Again, it's amazing you can speak with so many cocks in your mouth. Seriously. You're so Owned... _________________________ Chicken Master is my boss
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#52382 - 07/26/05 07:58 AM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Quote: Quote: Yargh, why doesn't this surprise me? I am not suprised either by your homosexuality. Is the nautical theme a gay thing. Are you planning to be a part of the new "Village People". I guess I will never understand why so many of you faggots have such an affinity for the sea. Again, it's amazing you can speak with so many cocks in your mouth. Seriously. You're so Owned... Bitch please, the only thing you own are colon stretching dildos.
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#52383 - 07/26/05 08:04 AM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
pirate ADT regular Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 18 Loc: yargh	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Yargh, why doesn't this surprise me? I am not suprised either by your homosexuality. Is the nautical theme a gay thing. Are you planning to be a part of the new "Village People". I guess I will never understand why so many of you faggots have such an affinity for the sea. Again, it's amazing you can speak with so many cocks in your mouth. Seriously. You're so Owned... Bitch please, the only thing you own are colon stretching dildos. mod note: don't pass one sentence with have2cit, rednecks can only read so much...here's your sign. P.S. mods is there an igonre feature on this board. _________________________ Chicken Master is my boss
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#52384 - 07/26/05 08:13 AM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: mod note: don't pass one sentence with have2cit, rednecks can only read so much...here's your sign. P.S. mods is there an igonre feature on this board. If you canâ€™t take the heat just leave then bitch. If there was an ignore feature everyone would have you on it already. I believe I will call you the â€œprostate plundererâ€ from now on.
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#52385 - 07/26/05 08:19 AM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
pirate ADT regular Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 18 Loc: yargh	Quote: Quote: mod note: don't pass one sentence with have2cit, rednecks can only read so much...here's your sign. P.S. mods is there an igonre feature on this board. If you canâ€™t take the heat just leave then bitch. If there was an ignore feature everyone would have you on it already. I believe I will call you the â€œprostate plundererâ€ from now on. Wow that's about as funny as a Da Buglar quote. Go suck off an emu and give me something to laugh at... _________________________ Chicken Master is my boss
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#52386 - 07/26/05 08:30 AM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Wow that's about as funny as a Da Buglar quote. Go suck off an emu and give me something to laugh at... And youâ€™re a regular Pauley Shore. What is with you homoâ€™s, is there something chemically that happens to your brain and damages your sense of humor once you start inseminating other men? Or were you always just a douche bag dressed as a pirate?
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#52387 - 04/17/06 04:47 PM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I say bump this bitch!!!!
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#52388 - 04/17/06 04:54 PM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	What a true piece of shit smartt is. Forget all the crap that happened before- he said he'd leave forever if someone guessed who was in a picture and now he's back. Explain that, shit head smartt?
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#52389 - 04/17/06 09:20 PM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	I donÂ´t owe you ANY explanation. I do what I want, bitches. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#52390 - 04/17/06 09:26 PM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: I donÂ´t owe you ANY explanation. I do what I want, bitches. this reminds me of that south park episode where cartman is on the maury show dressed as a wild teen girl and keeps repeating "i do what i want!". nothing funny or hateful there, sorry.
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#52391 - 04/17/06 09:27 PM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Sergio, I'd love to have a XPT get-together, POTUS law-signing style, when I push the ban button on you and your child rapist aliases.
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#52392 - 04/17/06 09:28 PM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: I do what I want, bitches. only your rape victims are scared of you
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#52393 - 01/20/07 02:44 PM Re: This thread will never be deleted.
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	monkey bump
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