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#523759 - 07/06/11 02:35 AM Free Trials!
Brandon_Iron Offline
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YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! American courtroom watchers got one with Casey Anthony. Now it's your turn! For a limited time, the network is offering free trials for www.loadmymouth.com, www.covermyface.com, and www.spermcocktail.com. This is either a Halfway to Christmas promotion or the beginning of my long-overdue demise.



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#523761 - 07/06/11 03:13 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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Brandon, it's NOT a free trial if it asks for billing information. See attachment.

Even Tranzer knows that free things do not cost a dollar.



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#523762 - 07/06/11 03:23 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Sir, I am not an accountant. I merely clicked on my sites and saw the Free Trial banner. Obviously, I'm not the brains behind the organization. I was hired for my looks.

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#523763 - 07/06/11 03:32 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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Hey man, no worries. You know we always have nice exchanges over PM and I try to encourage you. I was just hoping for a free trial and guess who doesn't own a credit card?

Well, I'm sure you understand. I just think it would be cool of you to mention ALL the terms involved in the "free" trials so forum members such as myself don't end up wasting our time.

I remember years ago you had a standing offer where folks could email you for a day or two long trial to your sites, why not do it that way?

Feel free to send me a PM if you would like to offer me a free trial and you can accept that I don't use credit.

Thanks.
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#523780 - 07/06/11 08:04 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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If anyone is wondering I haven't received any private messages from Brandon offering me an actual free trial to any of his sites.

I also realized some of you might be wondering why I don't have a credit card. I don't have ruined credit or anything, I have just never bothered to get one, my debit card and chequing account work fine.
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#523781 - 07/06/11 08:08 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jerkules Offline
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Just use your debit card then. Or go to a store and get a Visa gift card.

Ask Moron Boy about Brandon giving anything away free.
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#523784 - 07/06/11 08:14 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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Visa gift cards cost about an extra 5 bucks no matter how much is on them. Only a fool would pay 30 bucks so they can spend 25. And there is no debit card option and I still wouldn't use a debit card to PAY for something that is FREE. That is the issue here, things that are free aren't supposed to cost a damn thing.

I appreciate the advice but it glosses over the issue of "free".
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#523785 - 07/06/11 08:15 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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BTW in case you care Jerkules, debit cards in Canada tend to operate on a system called "Interac" which is not one of the listed payment options. But if you ever see a yellow logo that says "Interac" that is what it is about.
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#523787 - 07/06/11 08:21 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jerkules Offline
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Well I won't argue Brandon's definition of free with you, Brandon is a shit bag, I would expect nothing less from him.

$5 to make a purchase practically anonymous can be well worth the money.

I know nothing of Canadian Debit cards. All I know is that if it wasn't for US ones, I'd still be wacking to minute and a half clips and still photos <<shudder>>.
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#523788 - 07/06/11 08:43 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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For some reason the Canadian ones really have not caught on as a form of online payment. Even if I buy stuff from Canadian mail order places I usually send a cheque or use PayPal. I hope that evolves.

As far as being anonymous and porn goes I gave that up long ago while I was working managing and doing stock at a porn shop.

I buy those VISA cards once in a while so I can get computer games online when I can't find them in actual shops. I always feel like a chump doing it but it takes a week to transfer funds from my bank to PayPal (they like to get as much as they can on that interest).

The other thing to consider is the strength of the Canadian dollar. A 25$ gift card SHOULD buy me a bit more than 25$ at a shop based in the US but it doesn't.

I don't think BI is a total shit bag though, that thing I mentioned about emailing him and getting a few day free trial to his sites a few years ago is totally true. And it's no secret he has fallen on hard times.
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#523790 - 07/06/11 09:13 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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The Free Trial offer will be modified so that I come over to your home and your wife or girlfriend (18+) gets to sample the goods.

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#523807 - 07/06/11 11:51 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jerkules Offline
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Soon as the visa comes through, eh?
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#523812 - 07/06/11 02:36 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Heartwarming ! grin
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#523813 - 07/06/11 02:52 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Jerkules]
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It looks like Brendan's cohorts are using the Joe Francis shame and embarrassment business model. You would order a Girls Gone Wild DVD for $10 from a late night direct response TV spot. What wasn't pointed out (except in very fine print that smears on most TV screens) is that you are buying a subscription to the GGW DVD of the month club that automatically bills to your credit card. If you tried to cancel, the GGW boiler room would tell you to go fuck yourself, knowing very well that if you fight it, they will reveal to everyone they can that you, a 50 y/o perv are buying videos of naked, drunken "college" girls.
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#523830 - 07/06/11 06:11 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Fiend Offline
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I thought all that content was always free.
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#523836 - 07/06/11 07:40 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Bottomline:

1. It's a dollar and not free.

2. There is the usual trap. If you don't cancel in time, you end up paying more for a month than if you subscribed.

3. There is the additional snag of the $2.95 subscription to the movie site.

4. There is possibly an unseen trap if you don't cancel that tow day $2.95 subscription and think that you only have to cancel the 3 day one, don't be too surprised to see a charge from that company on your charge card. And, they won't willingly take it off.

5. And, if you cancel the two day one, the three day one will likely cancel as well. So, it's really 2 days for $3.95.
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#523842 - 07/06/11 08:04 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I once signed up for a "Napster of Porn" site I came across. It was 2005 or 2006. The clips were small, were mostly 320x240 and needed to be joined. But, that wasn't completely unusual for the time.

I got some quality stuff and was introduced to a few girls I hadn't come across before.

And, some stuff from what I assume were dead sites. A nice scene with Felix Vicious in a BangBus kind of ripoff, called the Slut Van, for example. And some clips from a guy who whored out his beach house for rent or something, IIRC. And, some girls who masturbated while blowing bubbles with their gum for reasons I'll never quite understand.

Tritone would have liked the site. Lots of IR scenes. Mostly with MILFs.



It was through CCBill, it was very easy to cancelled the subscription in time, and that site NEVER billed me.



The downside was that some other company I didn't subscribe to charged me 30 or 40 bucks. I was easy enough to get the charge removed, but you have to be diligent.
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#523843 - 07/06/11 08:10 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Interesting stuff in the agreement on BI's site ....



NON-CANADIAN SUBSCRIPTIONS

It's not possible to use your membership on the territory of Canada if you didn't purchase this Membership in Canada . If we detect that a Membership was purchased by a person not located in Canada , but that Membership is being used in Canada , we will automatically block your access and we will void the Membership, because of a breach of this Agreement.



CANADIAN SUBSCRIPTIONS

1. NON-QUEBEC SUBSCRIPTIONS

It's not possible to use of your Membership on the territory of Quebec if you didn't purchase this Membership in Quebec . If we detect that a Membership was purchased by a person not located in Quebec , but that Membership is being used in Quebec ,we will automatically block your access and we will void the Membership, because of a breach of this Agreement. GST/HST is included in the price if applicable.

2. QUEBEC SUBSCRIPTIONS

There is no territory restriction for Membership purchased in Quebec. GST/HST and QST are included in the price if applicable.
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#523860 - 07/06/11 09:15 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
J.B.
Unregistered


^^^ SO, all this time he's knocking the States, he's screwing his Canuck Cousins. Helluva guy, that BI.

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#523863 - 07/06/11 09:22 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I think that everyone outside Quebec has restrictions.

US people can't use it in Canada, but pay no taxes.

Non-Quebec Canadians can use it anywhere but Quebec, but have to pay GST/HST.

And people in Quebec can use it anywhere but in addition to GST/HST they have to pay QST.
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#523865 - 07/06/11 09:43 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
J.B.
Unregistered


jesus. I wonder if Brandon is this useless to everyone?

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#523867 - 07/06/11 10:09 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Kingfish]
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
It looks like Brendan's cohorts are using the Joe Francis shame and embarrassment business model. You would order a Girls Gone Wild DVD for $10 from a late night direct response TV spot. What wasn't pointed out (except in very fine print that smears on most TV screens) is that you are buying a subscription to the GGW DVD of the month club that automatically bills to your credit card. If you tried to cancel, the GGW boiler room would tell you to go fuck yourself, knowing very well that if you fight it, they will reveal to everyone they can that you, a 50 y/o perv are buying videos of naked, drunken "college" girls.


Wow. Never heard about this before. A couple of years back, I had a telemarketer call and try to get me to accept a free copy of one of their videos. Started out sort of like a survey, the gentleman on the other end ask me a few questions about my views on "adult movies," which I responded with as long as it wasn't child porn, what someone watches in their own house is their own business.

Then the guy on the other end took a really informal tone after that, like he was my long lost best buddy from high school and calling me by my first name, and was offering me the above mentioned free movie. I said "nah, not interested." Which prompted him to ask why and I said, "I have enough porn as it is already." He then proceeded to tell me that this was "unlike any other porn I've ever seen" and blah, blah, blah. He finally gave up and told me to have a nice day. One of the most persistent telemarketers I ever spoke with.

Long story short, looks like I'm glad I didn't take the bait.

P.S.- Hi Brandon, Are you able to afford that postage yet?
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#523949 - 07/07/11 11:44 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Just as the Pope is the vessel through which God's message is delivered, I am merely the vessel through which the network spreads the word.

I am Pope Innocent.

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#523954 - 07/08/11 12:00 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Still wondering about that PM that I asked you about, Pope.
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#523974 - 07/08/11 01:54 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I'm not infallible. Sorry.

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#523977 - 07/08/11 02:18 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Okay. Brandon has sent me a PM but it does not make the slightest bit of sense. I have asked him if it was okay to post it publicly and await his response.

But for now I will say that it made absolutely no sense and might have been totally irrelevant to this subject but an unable to tell. I am totally baffled by it's content.

I can say for absolute sure it had nothing to do with offering me a trial membership at any of his sites. I am positive of that.

@BI: What are you talking about and do you mean to treat me like an asshole? I was expecting you not to respond, but you did. With fucking nonsense. All I can ask is what?
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#523978 - 07/08/11 02:25 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Brandon sent me a message about Hailey Paige. Seriously.

What that has to do with asking for a real free trial is beyond me.

@BI: What drugs are you on, we probably have similar health care and I want to ask for them. And also for fucks sake why would you send me a PM about Hailey Paige?

I am not gonna post your PM but that was what it was about, why? And also why me? I have never messaged you or anyone else about her ever.

Anyone who has gotten Hailey Paige related messages from me go ahead and speak up.
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#523982 - 07/08/11 02:36 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
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Follow up: I got another PM,

Brandon is taking crazy pills and it is probably not useful to fuck with him right now. I know I certainly am going to be laying off.
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#523984 - 07/08/11 02:46 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I have no idea what you are talking about. I've replied to your PMs clearly and concisely. I was confused as you said I didn't reply to your PM. I checked my PMs and there were none that were unanswered so I was asking indirectly if your PM had something to do with Haley Paige. I received several PMs about here and assumed maybe it had something to do with her.

It would help if you would just be clear about what I didn't respond to. If you would have said it was your post, it would be clearer. A post is not a PM.

There! Now who do I speak to about getting the past 2 minutes of my life back?

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#523987 - 07/08/11 03:07 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
The last PM I sent you was over 6 months ago and had nothing to do with Hailey Paige. You sent me the PM I referred to in this thread unprompted.

I believe we got that straightened out via PM. Drop it.

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#523989 - 07/08/11 03:14 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Honey badger don't care.

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#524004 - 07/08/11 06:55 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Bitch Tits likes the confusion/change subject method of arguing. If he couldn't swap Moron Boy a couple day pass, in place of the promised DVD, then he can't spot you one.

I'm starting to feel bad for BT again. He is banking on paying next months rent with shady re-bills. Times are tough for outta work midget mopes. He's probably a few weeks away from blowing truckers to get by.
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#524025 - 07/08/11 06:43 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I'm telling you, I have found the secret to my success. Remove my biggest expense plus keep a residual income. In some ways, things have never been better. The only downsides are my persistent feelings of unfulfillment, nagging self-doubt, and mounting sense of doom.

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#524035 - 07/08/11 07:45 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Brandon's Free Trial : Free :: Brandon : Nothing to do with PWL
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#524036 - 07/08/11 07:58 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jerkules Offline
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If you are still paying on your condo in LA, what is the big expense you removed?
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#524037 - 07/08/11 08:01 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Hosting fufufnik's site?
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#524041 - 07/08/11 08:24 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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My biggest expense was contributing to the well-being of many talented young women seeking to further their lives.

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#524042 - 07/08/11 08:25 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Hosting fufufnik's site?


Prove it or be a man and take it back.
Honey badger don't care cuz honey badger did no wrong.
There is 50 cent and there is Inn-O-Cent. I'm the later and you can bet your bottom dollar on it.

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#524054 - 07/08/11 09:10 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
For all I know you did host it.

You never said anything he did was wrong.

You signed his board.

You aren't named.

Explain why.


The easiest of all of these is the first.
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#524057 - 07/08/11 09:24 PM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Uomo, you moron, I am trying to solve the Dateline NBC mystery. I don't have time to repeat myself so I'm going to copy and paste my reply from a different thread.


Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Quote:
It's evidence that my name was left out.


Yup. You're in porn. You signed his board. You've defended him in the past. And, you refused to call him out for what he's done.

All that is circumstantial evidence.

This isn't a criminal trial, mental midget.

It's a civil charge.

All that is needed is a preponderance of the evidence [more than a 50% probability that you did it]. What we have here is actually a higher level of proof: Clear and convincing.

And, if this were a civil trial, I could use all that to get discovery to fufufnik's site and your emails, etc. Then, you'd really be in trouble.


Yes, I'm in porn. So are many other people.
Yes, I signed the board....in support of Christian. You would have had to read what I wrote and understand it. What I wrote had something along the lines of "Live and let live, I say." I support anyone's right to live according to how they best see fit. I respect other people's orientation and it's not for me to judge.
I don't recall defending him in the past. I do remember saying I'm against the dissemination of anyone's private information. I don't support it. I don't post on that board. I've had nothing to do with it. I can't be any more clear.
"Discover" anything you want. I've had absolutely no connection to that board or the information on it whatsoever.
I rented fufufnik's studio a few times back in 2008 and possibly 2009. Go fuck yourself if you want to say anything beyond that. You're spineless to talk shit and not back anything up. Again, go fuck youself.
Honey badger don't care.

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#524074 - 07/09/11 04:05 AM Re: Free Trials! [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Please post what I wrote. It's as clear as Pur lube.

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