Wow, I am really starting to like you guys...

Honestly, I had no idea that this stupid little ad would allow me to meet so many interesting people.

I truly mean that.

Hell, I had no idea that anyone would care, much less actually reply.

Where do I start...

I think the 'lesson' you are all trying to teach me is that I should assume that to get 'in', I will have to seperate from my wife, and stand by on the sidelines as she gets fucked.

That sounds like a bad idea for a couple of reasons.

First, WE, as a COUPLE have PLENTY of EXPERIENCE fucking PRETTY GIRLS.

I guess none of you want to either believe that, or it simply doesn't excite you.

But it should.

We have been with men before, and no, I am not some jealous dork who won't let his wife get fucked by another dude.

The question is..."do they enjoy that?"

The answer is, "no, not really."

Getting into this business is something we are trying to do TOGETHER.

Thus, attempting to put me, hubby, on the sidelines, that ain't gonna fly...

Our first scene will be TOGETHER, preferably with another girl, or two or three, and maybe a guy... depending on the guy.

A guy like Voodoo is appealing.

A guy like Evan Stone is appealing.

Why?

Because they are MARRIED, and I won't have to worry about getting those annoying fucking calls at three in the morning from a guy who fucked my wife when we swang togeter and now wants to get her to leave me.

It never works, it's annoying, she hates it, I hate it, and we would like to avoid it.

So, if there is going to be a guy involved, it is preferable that he too is MARRIED, and tested NEGATIVE for all diseases.

That said, we love fucking GIRLS.

Have I said that enough?

Why can't you guys throw us an offer with multiple GIRLS for a change? We have real life experience with three and four girls at a time, and we are good at it.

Does everything have to be about sperm and anal sex?

Shit, it ain't like anyone's gonna see my damn face anyways...

Why not put my wife and I in an orgy with two or three other hot looking girls?

Have us 'train' them in how to be good slaves or something?

(Yes, this is something we have already done in our private lives)

That would be fun, y'all would get a hot fucking product, and everyone would be happy?

In other words...

If you have two people who are GOOD AT SOMETHING, and HAVE EXPERIENCE AT IT...why in the Hell would you split them up and make them do stuff they are amateurs at?

Isn't that like asking Jim Morrison to leave The Doors so you can only pay one salary?

Seems rather ridiculous to me.

Don't you people want a quality product?

Underneath it all, I think what y'all are doing is trying to teach the newbie a lesson.

I get the lesson.

But you still aren't hearing ME.

Someone with a brain is EVENTUALLY going to figure out, at some point, that we should be employed to do WHAT WE DO BEST.

And when that offer comes along, happiness will be shared by all.

Damn...

I am really starting to love coming here and talking to you guys.

I have no idea where the hell this is going, but it may be somewhere cool...

Maybe one of these days we can all meet and have a drink or something...

...or would y'all try to knock me outta that too?

LOL.

Food for thought.

I am really starting to like you people, and that is a terrifying, mortifying thought...

Thus, for the moment, no, we aren't interested in a three guy facial or a bukkake.

Is that out of the question for all of eternity?

No, it isn't.

It just ain't the way we wanna break in.

We wanna break in together, and we wanna break in doing what we do best.

And by the way, the Marc Wallice question was just a joke.

I hope you thought it was funny.

What will you guys come up with next?

I can't wait to find out.

I never had any idea that posting a stupid little ad would provoke so much thought and debate.

Damn, this sure is a blast.

And if any of you know Evan Stone and Jessica Drake out there...

Please tell them they are our idols and WE would LOVE to do a scene with them.

Nicole and Voodoo already know we love them so 'nuff said.

Sure would blow the fucking barn doors off my brain if one of you really knows Evan and Jessica...

Let's see what ya got...

Michael