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#523760 - 07/06/11 03:12 AM The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Will and Kate are coming to my city (Calgary) soon. What do I say if I meet them? I'm getting nervous. "Hello! My name is Brandon Iron. I ________________________." _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#523766 - 07/06/11 04:01 AM Re: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge [Re: Brandon_Iron]
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	...am also balding. I don't know man, aside from welcoming them to your city I don't think you'll get much out of your chat. Maybe offer them some moose tongue or a smoked salmon? They probably don't have their own branding iron. _________________________
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#523776 - 07/06/11 06:31 AM Re: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Steezo Porn Jesus Registered: 01/11/06 Posts: 5287 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	"Hello! My name is Brandon Iron. I am permanently changing my name to Duke. Because, let's face it, I will never be a fucking King." _________________________ "Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#523783 - 07/06/11 08:13 AM Re: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge [Re: ]
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Cross your fingers and hope they mistake you for Theo Fleury. You two are about the same size. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#523792 - 07/06/11 09:22 AM Re: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge [Re: ]
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Originally Posted By: paperchase "...you wouldn't want to transmit any of your nasty diseases, viruses, and retroviruses you carry like a curse. Retroviruses are SO '80s. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#523798 - 07/06/11 10:06 AM Re: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	I'm not a doctor. Since you seem to be one, please list all my ailments. As you know, I was a virgin when I entered the business. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#523801 - 07/06/11 11:25 AM Re: The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	I had 2 penile reduction surgeries. That's all. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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