Fucking runt could use a shoelace tied to the back of a dining room chair, but I'd suggest the Benoit technique. Us the cable from a universal machine, that way the weights work against second thoughts.

Chokes on his own load.

He's from Canada so it will probably be something a bitch would do, like sleeping pills.

OD on Tylenol??

The fact that you guys are so knowledgable on the subject is scary. It also says you lack the ability to follow through. I'd call you a bunch of tire kickers but understand you were too afraid of the tire blowing up. In your face. Like this thread.

I'm enjoying free health care, clean air, and the work of Pulitzer Prize winning photojournalist Barbara Davidson. She works for the Los Angeles Times and is, you guessed it, Canadian.

more like the cage wants to commit suicide

BI is too happy-go-lucky to off himself, it's internet tough guys like Chico who off themselves.

"Rattlesnakes don't commit suicide."

I chose hang himself. Not that I believe he'd ever commit suicide, I just always assumed there would be an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident some where in his future.

Chico...who??

Sorry, gotta go talk Jonathan Rhys-Myers down.

Brandon,

I found a site that has tube vids of most of your content and links to download collections of the vids in DVD sized batches for easy disc burning.

And is legally allowed (and welcome) to ply her trade in the United States, specifically Los Angeles.

[sesame street song]
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one {points to Brendan} is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!
[/sesame street song]

just give it some time.

The scorpion and the frog.

It's his nature.

He doesn't care.

He pays to get rid of those.

Yet they still seem to be active and plentiful.

Odd, right?

I don't know anyone who gets 100% of their content protected 100% of the time. Odd, right?
I'm fighting the same fight as any other producer.
I'm also a fan, too, so it cuts both ways. All content is free...somewhere, somehow.

Ask Hillary Scott about that.




It ain't much of a fight when you've made a deal with the pirates like your friend Donkey. Don King wishes he could fix fights that well.

Your stuff is pretty easy to find, unlike, say specific Barely Legal titles.

Some people do better jobs at protecting their stuff than others.

I haven't been doing the pirate thing much since late 2009/early 2010, but even then it was hard to find a Reality Kings or Brazzer scene if you didn't get the first day or two it was posted.

I used to have a prioritize the order of links in my autodownloader based on who was best at killing them.


Dude, face reality. You've got whole libraries up on site any pirate worth his salt knows about. Your guys can't be working all that hard ... or smart. Maybe it's an automated thing and they are just missing the mark.




Maybe it's a ploy to get those people to sign up for the aforementioned anti-pirate service(s).

Don't subscribe? We post links to your stuff on PWL.

You are in a galaxy far, far away. You try to come off as all hard and knowledgeable as Vader but, really, you're just a pea-brained, clueless Ewok.

You'll never be a wookiee. Ever.

I don't try to come off as anything but a perv whose disabled with bipolar.

But, somehow I have more knowledge of where you stuff is being traded than you do.

That's either stupidity or laziness.

Or it's your bipolarity talking that it's a great thing to have such knowledge.

Who said it was a great thing for me to know?

I don't care. I don't search out your stuff. You mostly cast pigs with lipstick.

It isn't a priority to me. You just can't help but trip over links to your stuff.


If I felt people were stealing from me or my friend, even with bipolar, I think would be among the most knowledgeable about it. And, doing everything to protect it.

And, instead of wasting time on a porn board, I'd be trying to protect my assets.

Maybe that's just the ewok in me.

Ewok your way right out the door, my fickle friend. I'm trying to save you from wasting a single additional post on me or my content. You have over 13,000 posts telling a guy he is wasting time on a porn board.

I'm killing time while downloading. I'm not losing money by being here. Unlike you.

Why do you care about my money more than I do? Amazing.

Come on Brandon, he's Jewish. Try to keep up with the XPT sociological stereotype program.

Fatman = jew
Panzer = Kike
Bishop = Black/ afroamerican
Tritone = n-i-g-g-e-r

Iron = Canadian
We are tolerant, peaceful, and understanding.

Your were also founded by and mostly descended from the french so if you weren't any of those things and anyone wanted to take your shit you'd drop your guns, give up and beg them not to take your beer or outlaw hockey.

They live in the wilderness and already voluntarily gave up their guns. Stupid.

I tend to think those Chris Rock calls "N!ggers" call Tritone an "Uncle Tom".

The first time someone called me a "kike" I thought they called me a "kite". So I found the scene in "Porky's" where the ignorant ex-con's kid calls the NY Jew a "kite" very funny.

I never was offended by the term. I don't really understand what it means and why it's actually bad.

Why the fuck would anyone get offended over words ? I'm a rednecked bacwards ass hillbilly and don't give a fuck what anyone calls me.....just don't call me late to a meal.

I'd have more patience with the N-word stuff if they didn't use it themselves. This "WE" can use it, you can't stuff is silly.

In any case, getting offended over it is all that gives the word(s) its perceived power.

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C'mon, man. I expected better from you. The word has its "power" because there are actual evil acts associated with the word. And conjuring up the word validates and legitimizes those who participated in these acts.

It's like someone coming up to you and saying they are glad your relatives died in concentration camps or something. It is that offensive. Like I said, I don't know what it's like to be a Jew or some other group that others have dumped on. But I'm not going to dismiss someone's genuine disgust for a word just because it doesn't hold the same sway over me.

backdoorman -- someone calls you a hillbilly. But you know that no one has KILLED you or your relatives just because you are "Hillbillies". But it hasn't been too long ago when I could have been dead JUST because I am black. We're talking less than a century. It is not THAT long ago. So no talk about .. "oh, everyone group has had their rights trampled on, etc..."

Wait a minute here. Northern interlopers marched right down here and shot my noble relatives when they got a chance. Simply because they were wearing grey uniforms. Racist discrimination if you ask me- shooting a man based on the color of his uniform.

Pls more deep thoughts on the nature and semantics of racism. I'm loving it.

agreed cg... the "YOU GO DIE BRANDON" posts are equally cage-worthy.

Not sure if Claude Goddard is addressing me or not, but if he is, I have his racism hanging... if it was up his ass he'd know it.

The blacks were spotted a 150 year head start on the Chinese out West, the Mexicans in the southwest, and the Middle Easterners now fully engaged in the convenience store and hotel trade. Get off the dole motherfuckers, and get in the game.

you tell em, Lester.

B, shouldn't this be posted in the 'Who's Drinking Tonight' thread?

This whole thread is depressing and I'm having thoughts of harming myself.

No. The word has it's power to offend because people are offended. If people were not offended, they wouldn't use the word since they only use it because it does damage their intended victims.

There are many Jews I know who would ERUPT at the words "kike" or "hebe" or "Christ killer". They have NO power such over me.

And, if the word that offends you conjures up the evil you claim, then start with your own. Black people shouldn't use it either.

Certainly, the N-word in one form or another is much more common to be used by a black than a white.


I accepted long ago that there are people who hate me and even want me dead simply for my birth into a successful religious clan which doesn't see concede to whatever their religious monopoly.


You hear the N-word or whatever and it brings to mind mindless, unjust, atrocities. I hear this or words against me and it bring to mind, "what a sad, pathetic ignoramus."


I've had people say all kinds of nonsense about my group they hoped would be hurtful. But, I disappointed them.




I don't let ignorant losers control my emotions with their calculated hate word formulas.

It's not the first nor last time.

No. I often disappoint bigots.


And, unlike you, I disappoint unworthy friends.


eg., I don't let "friends" pound and abuse innocents and say or do nothing.


But, I don't ofter disappoint anyone worthy.

But can you walk on water? C'mon....don't be shy. You sound absolutely perfect. Sorry, but I'm going to go crank it to Ass Parade. You'll have to wait for my Second Coming to say more wonderful things about yourself. Jeebus!

Not perfect. Just honest.