monkey's running diary of the wankus is saved video

0.00 Giddy at the prospect of the entertainment value this video might provide,

0.16 He was well known as the wacky and crazy guy of the porn industry? His perception of himself vs what people really thought couldnt be more wrong.

0.29 first sign of acting hands, (feels lunch start to make way back up throat)

0.49-1.10 First proof that maybe there is no god, as wankus describes symptoms of a "heart attack", yet manages to avoid it, I live in a world where I beleive god has a sense of humor (charlie sheen, the size of max hardcore's penis, fufufnik long living in thailand), one where I believe god would see it fitting to have wayne lewis talk like kirk douglas

1.22-1.33 doctor confirms that test show nothing is wrong with him and that he is a needy attention whore

1.55-2.01 Pastor makes a statement that "I feel someone here is in pain" and wankus being the narcissist that he is, believes she must be talking about him, rather then throwing out a blanket statement knowing that 80% of the people who attend church are fuck ups who need religion as a life crutch to funtion like normal human beings day after day.

2.08-2.30 Describes that his arm was locked and had a warm feeling running down his arm as the feeling of christ and the moment he was saved, yet if he had that very same sensation at home before church he would've swore he was having a heart attack, don't those symptoms sound awfully similar to the ones he described earlier in the video that lead him to the emergency room?

2.55 dramatic head swivel as he fights back the tears, avatar worthy

3.02 "jesus said, hey baby, its all good" avatar and sig worthy moments back to back in a 7 second period.