OH MY!! SOOOOOO HONEST....AND HUMBLE, TOO!!
Keep going. I beg you. Keep going.
You were saying how great of a human being you are. Continue.

Typical chicken shit responses Brandon. Just exaggerate the other person's reply to try and make them sound ridiculous, while offering no answer of your own. You have the same arguing skills of everyone on here's worst nightmare of a batshit crazy ex wife. Next time you suck off that Donkey, swallow, maybe you can get some testosterone from it and grow a pair you pathetic fuck.

Compared to you, everyone appears a Christ.




And, tall.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.

Judaism is a successful religious clan? What would an unsuccessful one look like?

Peoples Temple?

The Druids. The Egyptians. The Philistines. All gone.

At the end of the day, the truth is that no one will really care when Brendan dies. His family is probably retired and disgusted by their son's life choice. They have no need for his companionship nor his money. No one in Porn Valley cares about him any more except Jeff Steward, and he doesn't even need Brendan, really. Hillary won't care, Hailey Young will probably already be dead. Brendan's only relevance in the world will the the few posts he lobs on to this dying message board, trying to remain relevant, much like Gia Jordan did for so many years.

Witness the death of Brandon Irons. People on XPT might recall the PXP minivan he so proudly drove around. Much like we also recall, with similar sneering disdain, Wankus' bunny ears and white face.

Nigga out!

I think you mean Haley Paige.

Brandon's already dead. At least his porn career is.

Then again, his career really wasn't much to live for anyway.

i saw him in some evil angel euro trailer the other day.he was fucking some whore on a chair and it looked like he was trying to get the both of them to do a front flip right over.you could almost feel the inner pain in him.

My career is merely side-tracked as I explore mainstream possibilities. Food service is one path I have explored.

The closest you are going to get to a mainstream opportunity is going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

You're all wet....just like the ladies when they come to my shoots.

were they swimming prior to coming to set brandon?

Probably in stairwell piss.

My building has an elevator....and a swimming pool

Beans don't burn in the kitchen?

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta thrustin'
Just to throatfuck Taylor Hill.

I want to be the nagger...

Are you kidding me????? Did I just get fucking censored?????

Dayum, nagger. Whitey always fucking' wit us.

We are trying to maintain a racially friendly board here. We try to make it convenient for a rainbow of pervs to stop in and get there hate on.

Some people find that word terribly offensive. The ban on it was put in place when the board was under some heavy monitoring by political wingnuts and probably government agencies.

If I am inclined to use it, I swap the "e" for a "u" hoping the misspelling will portray me as an asshole and not a racist.

NEEEEHGHARRR.

Hata.

I need to know how you did that please?

I have special exemption status. Sorry.

It is a pic he used before. The only thing special about Steezo should be his alcohol threshold.

Unlike the immigrants you are forced to live with these days.

Bill Cosby might want a word with you.

Perhaps the most successful in history.

Back when eastern European Jews were emigrating to Ellis island, they signed the immigration document with a big O in order to comply with the Talmudic prohibition against signing away their rights.

This led to people referring to them as Kikes.

They didn't shoot enough of them.

Niggers still gets through on this uncensored board. So add the S for stealing.

Brothas be hatin' on ya, honky.

Bishop should be allowed to post the damn word. After all, he's the only poster on here we can confirm is actually a black man.(in addition to many other fine traits)

I am now living in Istanbul and would ask for privacy as I develop my bebap stand. I am offering 15% off to all XXXPT members until the end of August.

Do they still let the infidels tour the Blue Mosque? If so see it. While you're there take a boat trip along the Bosporus they're cheap and fun. Also go see the Roman aqueducts, that is a nice cool tour in the summer heat. Also Topkapi palace is worth a look.

Another breaking character. And kebap is no bebop.

mightve been a ninja turtle reference.maybe hes planning on booking april o neil when he gets back(and brandon if youre not you should,shes cute and has a great pair or tits).

I'm a big fan of April O'Neil. Love her scenes. Saw her first on Facialfest, I think.

you should treat yourself to her.

I misread that as: you should treat yourself to hair. tee hee

havy broke character, obviously.

I will promise to better in the future if you promise never to break your Jim Ignatowski on Valium character.

I do not really follow. Even if I knew what you meant.

It means the same thing as a yellow traffic light. Slow down.

If there is anything you are actually trying to tell me, try it more directly and see what happens. You do not have to go PM and leave out the interested.

slooooowwwwwww dooooowwwwwwnnnnnn