For the record, this superhero is Video Boy. I'm not kidding.

Hang yourself, Brandon. No one will miss you.

How much does it bother you that you can't make a noose out of your own penis?

You...Huomo.....UOMO! I made this for you. You are not funny so it's time to give up.


Fiend, see you in six months, dude....

Brandon, kill yourself. No one likes you. No one respects you. No one would piss on you if you were on fire.

You're not my audience BI. You're a prop.

At best I was hoping to irritate you, not be your jester.

No, some people were able to convince themselves that the death camps never existed.

What death camps?

I'd bet my 35gb of Sex and Submission against all 500 scenes on Brandon's site (that's like 20-1 odds from where I sit) that Super Herp won't be tainting any women on our sacred soil for a long time, if ever. I'd put the over/under at 2 years, and I believe if it goes that long, Bitch Tits will never return.

No, I'm doing the pay for no work model. Basically, I wait for checks to arrive on past monumental achievements. I see where your priorities are and hope you are successful in renaming Broadway to Manway. Reach for the stars.

Be honest. Your favorite Sex and Submission scene is Savannah Stern et moi.

My favorite LoadMyMouth has you in it.

What are the odds of that?

Imagine That..Donkeys favorite saying just popped out of your mouth.....

Nah, there is a Christmas one that was pretty good. Starts out 2 broads, in chains, polishing dildos and butt plugs, then some mope comes in and puts em through the ringer. Don't know if it's my fave, but it's the one that stands out at the moment.

Most fun on Brandon's site is when you see a chick w/ 2 scenes on there, trying to figure out what drug she's addicted to that forced her back.

Nah, nah, nah. This is not turning into the "What's your favorite BI scene." (Unless you've got footage of his allocution.)


Brandon, which mope was in the car with you when you got pulled over? I've forgotten.

OH OH OOOOOH, shit gettin real Mr Bitch Tits. Witty come back or block/repress/deny? Cause we know reality isn't something you like to deal with.

No, I've really forgotten and I'm too lazy to check that far back into my texts. I suppose he's going to make me.

I'm as addicting as black tar herion, I'm told.

Huh? Not sure what you are talking about. I'm always on the right side of the law, friend.

T'aint so, sir. I just choose to accept that my reality is as good as I make it. I'm my own boss and have found enough satisfactory evaluations to promote myself several times. I may even give myself a gold watch soon.

You give them the heroin when the roofies start to wear off?

It seems yours haven't.

Heh. What was the aggregate weight they found in the car, Brandon?

Liquor and Anger, right combo to stimulate the free flow of information.

BI, when they shipped you out, did they put you on a plane or a bus? Or were you transferred to the proper authorities at the border?

Doesn't aggregate refer to a bunch of crushed rocks or something? Again, I have no clue what you -- or Jerkules -- is talking about. I am an honest businessman.

Brandon should be proud to be the XPT Bitch Boy. It's the only place on the internet that talks about him.

Not so. www.brandoniron.com

Like I said, XPT is the only place that talks about him.

Well, not the only one:

So the man has good taste! Calling a "cool dude" like me "uncool" is so not cool. You've poked, prodded, and probed -- No, I won't let you "Feel," Felt -- but your dirt is finding out that I'm cool. BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA!

Heh. You know who else does that when they're nervous?

Donkey steals the show.

No, but I'm sure you will tell me. I'm on the edge of my seat....the same seat I've been sitting in waiting for you to bring something of substance. I've been waiting a while, to be honest.

Ah, there's that jokey self-depreciation, seeing as it was some substance in the car that got you deported.

John Mayer's break-up text to Jennifer Aniston reportedly was: "That's it. It's over."
The quality of your crack investigative journalism makes me post the same to you.

Never arrested...whores lie. Unless you give a valid explanation, I'll continue to believe the CDS theory.

Famous Unindicted Co-Conspirators:

Richard Nixon
Bill Clinton
Osama bin Laden
Whitey Bulger
Brandon Iron

I'll agree with you. I'm famous. Thank you.

Famous for being a short and disgusting gnome.

LOL @ Brandon. So "Famous" that he has spent a lot of his now vast spare time fighting off posters here at the only forum that is willing to hear his voice.

Dude, just admit to your relationship with Donkey. For fuck's sake, you were pals with Ryan Knox. The whores you hire, along with the aforementioned pretty much shows the circles you slither in.

Can't wait for the Porno Dan association thread. I'd love to see how youse two slimeballs worked in the background.

BTW, good to see the Queen of Internet Bitch Fights, ChristianXXX show up. It's not like he used the internet to try and fuck over someone because of their "NO list".

PWL is work he would have done if he was diagnosed.

Would this be a good time to tell you that I had sales of $54.90 through www.brandonironvod.com today, earning a commission of $8.23 in the process? The money just keeps rolling in.

How about Medical Meth Card?

Oh no! You found my secret shame! Please, for decency's sake, do NOT look for arrest pictures for the Van Nuys detachment for March 4th, 2009. I'm begging you....don't.

High value target.

Why?