Slides? Seriously? Men talking about shopping for "slides" like women talk about shopping for flats? My God the major TV Networks have won the battle for the pussification of American men. They're fucking flip-flops for Chrissake.

Teva makes a good shoe, and I'm pissed I have to scour ebay to find the Nomad sandals they make because they discontinued them, but please. Have enough self-respect to avoid calling your shoes "slides".