I am working as the full-time custodian of the People's Friendship Monument in Kiev, Ukraine, until such time as the syphilis problem is solved.
Did you know that the Soviet/Ukraine Friendship Monument celebrated the 1,500th anniversary of Kiev when it opened in 1982? The steel represents a rainbow joining the two peoples.
I keep telling people on my tours that this is a Ukrainian AVN award for Best Foreign release but I have yet to get a laugh.