First thing that popped into my head was the old "crack kills" t shirts w/Bart Simpson stuck in a fat broads ass, but BI's head instead of Bart's.

What is the punchline for the 70s Tony Orlando joke, Alex?

You saw them in Delaware, didn't you?

Time to Tuck You In, Duddy

Say goodnight, Dick. Don't let that weight aggregate. Especially while driving on ICEy roads.

Hardest scene ever? The one I was trying to watch while trying to decipher the idiotic ramblings of Mark Fart. His logic stinks.

People on witch hunts see things they want to see.

What, no jokey self depreciation this time, Brandon? Guess I struck a nerve.

No, I'm celebrating Canada Day by standing up for my right to avoid idiots.
Happy Canada Day.

Do you think the most commonly used phrase a person has said before their life has ended (to draw their last breath or the case of what happened to the girl in this video) has been "im sure glad I met you mister"? It certainly all went downhill for her after she said it.

hahaaa... that is THE line in that flick.

Anorexic is really the wrong word and so overused today just like how "terrorist" and "green" gets painted onto the side of everything from bus stops to shampoo bottles like its New and Improved Tide. Instead of the "A-word" how about nutritionally ambigious.



you must be snorting it off a hunting knife, that operation looks like its being run out of a prepaid cell, probably swarming with feds and your front door gets caved in at 6 AM.

"Terrorist" painted on shampoo bottles? Where do you shop?

Mark J doesn't pay for anything. He rips off Max Hardcore then steals his meals from the 99 cent store. The world owes him a living.

The 99 Cent Only Store, another Los Angeles based chain that Brendan won't be visiting anytime soon. Did you get your craft service catering from there? I'll bet you bought your off-brand enemas and baby wipes for production from there.

A little background for those who don't live in the area: 99 Cent Only Stores where nothing sells for more than 99 cents, actually now 99.99 cents aka $1. There are some brand name products (candy for example), but mainly there are a lot of off-brands.

The Canoga Park branch on Sherman Way named a Dented Tin aisle after Mark. What a cheap, thieving bastard.

One of the hardest scenes actually involved an xpter, one that has infact responded in this thread. It was of course Mr Brandon Irons (and mr pete) with one Taylor Hill, in throat gaggers 4, he busted a blood vessel in her eye, she quit the biz,and there was a heated debate between Brandon, Taylor and Mike south online shortly after the scene.

I think the donkey punch stuff with steven french shoudl also get a mention.

Shoulda put up a link to the Bitch Tits scene, so we can judge and he can whine.

Enjoy the fruits of my labour, Jerkules. I try to enjoy the fruits, too, but there are just too many of you around here.

Taylor Hill seemed down for the scene. What makes the Jesse scene (the unedited one is waaaaaaaaay worse) is that he terrorizes the shit outta her.
Oh I forgot some of the Sweet Auditions stuff. A coupla of those girls have Stockholm Syndrome by the end of those scenes...

I think Sweet Auditions was shot in Vancouver.

yeah it was. i always wonder what happened to the one-and-done girls in his scenes. I am surprised the feds never came after him. Canada doesn't have the same laws as the states and i always thought he'd get popped

I know the RCMP raided their offices years ago but I believe it had something to do with bondage or something. I met the in-house lawyer and I think all charges were dropped or beaten.

yeah it had to do with their bdsm site and they beat it. in the article i read, a gal complained about the treatment there and being underpaid . wish i could find it...

Canada used to be really strange about bondage. In 2000 when I was working porn retail we kept our bondage stuff behind the counter. The way it was explained to me was that the bondage part was fine (getting restrained) and the sex part was fine but when you combine the bondage and the sex it becomes a "depiction of rape".

I believe that has been relaxed these days (all porn in Ontario used to need a mandatory Ontario Film Review Board "Adult Sex Film" sticker too. I always imagined some room somewhere where my fellow Ontarians had to watch every single porn that came into the province and decide if we could handle seeing it or not.

I still have some cassettes with OFRB sex film stickers on them if any posters want me to post a pic.

People keep bringing up this scene so I deigned to see what the fuss was about, put some real time into this thing. I watched and I paused and I rewound as I sat naked and oiled in a Samadhi-like state. At one point I had people at the door and there I was, breathing like Vader.

It's a small-scale masterpiece about voyeurism, movies, and the limits of perception - including what we think we can know about people from observing their behavior. The idea that it marginalizes or minimizes what she is as a human being.. is illusory. That's reading into it and its a real asinine way of looking at life. And truth be told I've seen hot dog eating contests that looked way more demanding physically.

They share precious hours together at her place, and she spends part of them in a drugged slumber which puts her at a disadvantage, OK. I'll give you that, that much I will give you. It's an unconventional relationship. It's intense, intimate, unbalanced, mortifying - but also touching and oddly sweet.


There's also a heavy Black Swan vibe here, there's fire in her eyes, like she's going to own every shot and everyone around her will pay the price.


Max in particular seems to build up steam in private. It has nothing to do with Who's nice and who isn't. It's show biz.


Vagina is the new golfcourse. It's where business gets done.


We see in the film she isn't in it for the money. She's in it because she can't stop.


But if there's an obvious injury to her here or anyone feels hurt by watching her then maybe we can talk about how beautiful she is regardless of the The Horrible Thing She's Been Through(tm). So let's airbrush that stuff out and let's look at what's in her heart and what's in her mind and not what's on her face. Beauty and intelligence. Like Kristen Stewart you can see that there might've been a little damage but she's still very Pretty.

^FUCKING WIN^

Epic post by Mark J, im having a similar experience as wayne lewis described in his youtube video. At the very least Max Hardcore will always be linked to Vincent Cassel in my mine now, and every tube scene of max's I watch, i'll be convienced that he is trying to make a white swan performer into a black swan.

Nope, not gonna happen.

this one sounds interesting ..

which max hardcore film is this ( the one with Jesse) ?

"I watched and I paused and I rewound as I sat naked and oiled in a Samadhi-like state."
im making this the quote of the year.

Be nice if the fucking link still worked.
edit- found it and wish I hadn't .

Just saw the Sweet Auditions Kia scene with all the audio. Man he just used to brutalize those fucking girls. It's evident she wants to get the hell out of there on several occasions. I don't know how he didn't wind up getting a charge laid against him. 90% of those girls never did porn again ( I assume they were addicts), and the ones that did usually did other related sites (fisting lessons etc.)
Steve Sweet seems to have disappeared.I've asked a few peeps in the Canadian adult biz about him and they never respond.

All of those Steve Sweet scenes are fucking golden. The other scenes with that Jake guy where kind of lame. Sweet was always known as "the canadian Max Hardcore" with the exception of being about twice as hung and therefore about five times as dangerous as Max. Steve Sweet actually got hit with a shit-ton of charges. All dropped. Brandon would probably be able to shed some light.

Here's some reading for ya Tatty, my man:

Case Explanation:
http://www.mombu.com/culture/canada/t-ne...se-3740560.html


Sweet, sweet victory:

http://www.adultlaw.ca/pdf/xbiz_news_article.pdf

Yeah i was aware of his obscenity charges and subsequently beating the case; I was thinking more along the lines of assaulting some of those methed-out whores. There are a few girls who look like they clearly don't want to be there. And i think Kitty (who went to become Makayla or some shit) was the only one to get into the actual biz. Max usually hired girls who were in porn. I think Steve just got desperate whores.
I remember reading an article about his case and they had blurb from a girl who had done the other vids lamenting the fact she only got like $350 when she had been promised thousands.
Our own Lance Strong did a reality series up here with Jake (webdreams). Perhaps he could shed some light on ol' Steve/Randy.

I like when he's get ready to blow on their face, and just starts unleashing the insults. I loved the sweet skanks. He did have scenes with both Tobi Pacific and lena Ramone, so they weren't all drugged-up runaways.

There was this one scene on Sweet Members (Sweet audtions, I think) where that Jake dude fucked this gnarled, wheel-chair bound, old-ass handicapped chick. It was a fucked up scene indeed. I really enjoyed that Stacey milf chick that appeared on most of their sites. Bitch was down for anything.

ha i seen all those.
I was thinking more Shantee (where she starts sobbing softly), Kia, and a coupla others who are visibly shaken by the experience. that fat girl he just pisses on is some weird cinema verite. The fact none of them ever did a scene again kinda weighs on the viewer, you know? I am curious why Steve suddenly vanished and Jake took over.

Although the original Sweetloads didn't have the brutality etc as Sweetauditions, i liked the fact it was obviously girls he had just grabbed up from wherever.

I did like his stable of "regulars" - Mia Sweet, Maya, Missy, and Sydnee. Mia, Maya, and Missy did some truly depraved stuff in front of the camera.

Maya





Mia



Missy

I remember his regulars from the days of Internet 1.0. They really should do a Porn Where Are They Now? Not too sure I'd like the results.

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