Wow! You think you know someone! I came THIS close to associating myself with someone in politics….gaaaah!

As I recently learned from www.tmz.com, Sammie Spades aspired to be part of Hillary Clinton's entourage in 2006.


And here's Sammie taking the Oath of Orifice in 2008 from www.loadmymouth.com.


Is there something Clintonian about my penis that makes women want to suck it?

We are all whores. Some of us sell ourselves in different ways, that’s all. Don’t forget it. Allow me to be one now.

VOD link (Sammie is scene 9): http://www.brandonIronvod.com/video/161916/She-Is-Half-My-Age-12/

SHE IS HALF MY AGE #12 DVD link: http://www.jerkoffzone.com/jmcatalog/search.php?phrase=half+my+age+12

Some of us are pimps kid.

Why not save us all some trouble and post this chick's money maker in the Starfish thread.

Please! I want Sammie to be able to trust me with her naked pics.
Let's compromise...

Well, BI, you have the same taste in women as an old bull dyke. I wonder which job the girl has more regrets about.

This broad pear shaped or sumpin?

The real question we must ask ourselves is: What is it about my powerpenis that draws young up-and-comers off the straight and narrow path?

Sammie gave up the White House for the Dijon Dungeon.

I am...irresistible.

Straight and narrow? How you know she wasn't chowing box and getting jabbed w/ Hillary's strap on? Sad part is she couldn't use her money maker to fuck her way up the ladder. Must be too mental to deal with.

She worked her way as far to the top as possible as evidenced by these screen caps. There was no where else to go.

Why are you dredging up three year old scenes?

There's got to be some decent slice of trim looking to raise lawyer money for herself or her mope from the 100s facing charges from the Canucks riot.

Your dollar is finally worth something. Use it.

I am only hiring ex-interns at the moment. It's a big budget feature. I wear a Bill Clinton mask and creampie the ladies. INTERNAL AFFAIRS comes out in September.

with that nose she shouldve been a lawyer.

I like her because she did IR from the get-go. Nice bubble butt too.

...and it makes sense. Someone who values a great woman like Secretary Clinton is certainly more likely to be open to relationships with black Americans.

she had to do ir to get any work. you've seen that face, yes?. she makes hillary look good.

I have to give you credit for being consistent.

You must ADORE Angelina Black.

Brandon may not have “it” but Sammie has it in spades. And by spades, I mean someone hit her with a spade.

Spades broad looks like she's stoned in that pic. Hillary is flashing those "crazy eyes" that cost her the Dem Nom in 08. Any guy that recognized them crazy eyes voted Obammy.

Many women find my presence intoxicating. They swoon like a lonely drunk stumbling down an alleyway after Last Call.

Other times, they avert their eyes out of shyness or a general feeling of being unworthy to be with me.

I thought the women have to be intoxicated to be in your presence. Then prolly pilled up to get naked.

The only pill I allow on set is Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill. It's Canadian, like me, and puts women in the mood, like me.

Brendan, have you ever had sex that hasn't involved obtaining a model's release?

Leave his father outta this.

I've always been more concerned about my own release, to be honest.

Who gives a fuck Darkie?

So should the CDC.

When he goes on ad infinitum, which he is prone to do, his predilection becomes trying and intolerable. When in limited quantities, I find his obsession and the reasoning behind it interesting.



And, if he didn't post, who would be Jigs bitch?

Why would I let the Liberian political party, Congress for Democratic Change, know about my releases or their importance?

I am *not* Jigaloo's "bitch". I choose not to go toe-to-toe with him because I have better things to do than get involved in some online pissing match. He spews his garbage, but you know what? It doesn't bother me because I know it's not true.

Seems I touched a nerve.




I'm such a good troll when I want to be.

The only reason you looked up the Libertarian party is because of the word "free", without realizing that a Free Market isn't a grocery store Ryan Knox would love.

I bitch slap you down on a constant basis. Then when you try to go toe-to-toe with me I put my foot back on your neck. When you try to rape a white person you get pepper sprayed in the eyes then the police kick your ass. It's a never ending cycle with you stupid baboons.

Tritone is Jigaloo's bitch. Everyone sees and knows it.

jig is the exalted cyclops of xpt.

True, but maybe not in the way you mean it.

I believe she has already served this country, even she's not part of the entourage.

What does this post mean?