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#521192 - 06/14/11 09:03 PM If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions"
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
And had to spend $30m in 30 days in order to inherit $300m but you can't tell anyone about the $300m deal.What kind of things would you do?
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#521195 - 06/14/11 09:26 PM Re: If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions" [Re: wannacorndog]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I've always has a dream that if I won the lottery I would buy a billboard on the NJ Turnpike and come Christmas I would have a billboard made with the cutest light skinned blond woman with perky pink nipples on full B cup breasts gently nursing and caressing the blackest baby I could find with the caption:

Celebrate the Birth of Our Lord.
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#521198 - 06/15/11 06:50 AM Re: If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions" [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Couldn't you just buy a minority share of the Mets?
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#521213 - 06/15/11 10:41 AM Re: If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions" [Re: the unknown pervert]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
buy assloads of stock from papa johns,bandai,sony,microsoft,and apple.buy every gundam kit made just about,assemble the greatest porn collection known to man,buy all sorts of shoes,all sorts of vinyl,all sorts of whores,get all the mcfarlane figures im missing,buy lots of expensive mansions to rent out,buy a big house to live in,donate lots of money to animal interests you see commercials for,fund lots of deep sea exploration to see what the hells living down there,buy insanely expensive old comics and sports memorabilia to sell at a later date, and thats it i guess.
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#521214 - 06/15/11 10:50 AM Re: If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions" [Re: wannacorndog]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
You don't need a fortune for the porn collection. Just rob the Brinks truck Fat Man is hiring to transport his hard drives to Florida.

Do yourself a favor and spend some of that gundam money on pussy. Like LIVE pussy. 3D, with a heartbeat.
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#521225 - 06/15/11 11:27 AM Re: If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions" [Re: wannacorndog]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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IIRC, at the end, you can't have the 30 Million. You have to lose it to get the bigger amount.
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#521230 - 06/15/11 11:55 AM Re: If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions" [Re: wannacorndog]
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Hire charlie sheen as a consultant then collect my 300mil 2 weeks later. Winning!
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#521232 - 06/15/11 02:46 PM Re: If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions" [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
IIRC, at the end, you can't have the 30 Million. You have to lose it to get the bigger amount.

Exactly! You got to piss away 30 million to get the big payout. I think I would hire Baby G as a party consultant and have a giant XPT party. Of course I would pay for all air fares, accommodations, libations and whores for all the XPT regulars. Besides Baby G's liberal salary I would throw in the new Audi of her choice for some behind the scenes debauchery.
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#521261 - 06/15/11 08:33 PM Re: If you were a modern day "Brewster's Millions" [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
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Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
I've always has a dream that if I won the lottery I would buy a billboard on the NJ Turnpike and come Christmas I would have a billboard made with the cutest light skinned blond woman with perky pink nipples on full B cup breasts gently nursing and caressing the blackest baby I could find with the caption:

Celebrate the Birth of Our Lord.




Except for the "birth of our Lord" bit,Benneton did that 20 years ago in Europe.
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